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Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)00:17:03 No.858389497 File: e022167d21e244ccd88bd5b5f(--.).jpg (28 KB, 474x381) >>858375987 (OP). >4 years old me >Retarded AF >"Hmmm, body transforms food into poop" >Have the most brilliant big brain time in my life >Get to school, go quickly to the bathroom and dump the biggest turd i've ever s------ >"Obviously the body should turn poop into food" >Told 2 friends of mine if the wanted to make some pizza in the bathroom >Teacher is sleeping 24/7, we are little kids after all, what could go wrong? >Explain my theory to the other 2 kids >hesgotapoint.jpg >I'm not gonna eat, I'm still full (thank god I wasn't hungry) >tfw the teacher found us in the bathroom as I watched 2 of my friends eating s---

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: hRHIflPy) = >>497652404 Settings Mobile Home 02/16/25(Sun)07:49:17 No.497653811 >"If you get rid of p--- men will approach women in public" My 80TB offline strongly disagree. Started collection because you can smell the systems desperation for new taxable cattle everywhere now.
Anonymous 01.02.2025, 05:18:37 > be 2020 > have deeply autistic brother > one day talk to him about hobbies > suggest to him that he should learn japanese so that he can watch anime without subs > he starts learning it > devotes more and more time to it > eventually refuses to communicate in english, only japanese >mfw parents and i don't know what to do > eventually our parents start learning japanese to communicate with him This was 5 years ago. im the only one in the family who doesn't speak japanese now. i hate myself every day for making this dumb suggestion to him
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