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: Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)19:09:41 No.64536989 >new guy a tech firm >in online company meeting >meeting is useless and boring as f--- so just coding during it with my mic and camera turned off >urge to take a piss >can't be bothered to go to toilet >drink the rest of my water bottle, put out my c-------- and start pissing in the bottle 265 KB PNG >sit back down >10 minutes later check the meeting >realise my camera was on the entire time I'm trying to figure out now whether my d--- would've been visible on camera for 200+ people to see while pissing in the bottle If so, then I am literally going to kill myself, I can't live with this shame. This is my first job and just spent 20,00GBP on clothes, a new car and a mortgage etc etc, I have almost no savings : Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)19:11:18 No.64537004 >>64536989 (OP) # 20k GBP* so like 25-30KUSD for burgerlanders >>64537089 #

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: Anonymous hell 53 KB JPG throw my bat 08/07/22(Sun)18:21:14 No.883482551 >be me at 9 years old >Baseball game >I'm up to bat, bases loaded, our team is down 3-0 >I swing as hard as I can and the ball goes flying >My coach starts yelling at me to run >I am so excited about my hit that I >It hits him right in the thigh, connecting with his left ball >He ends up on the ground screaming >Fast forward 14 years >I'm working at a sit down pizza restaurant/bar >I see my old baseball coach at the bar and I go up to him excited >He sees me and laughs >Tells all his friends while laughing "this is the kid that hit my nuts with a baseball bat by accident" >His friends laugh, I laugh I hope your balls are doing well coach, if you ever need someone to empty them I'm right here
Anonymous (ID: MIK5Amux) 7 KB PNG 03/12/23(Sun)13:41:04 No.419377472 > dad and brother are missing in action presumed dead > getting every night to numb pain > check snapchat to see what gf is up to > she fled with her family to germany > posted on her story > video of her dancing taking shots in a discotheque > dancing to techno in a slutty black dress > meanwhile hear my city is getting shelled daily in the background > to make matters worse I just got my draft notice, im to be deployed to the front lines Last year I was about to get married and then everything went to s---. Why is this happening to me? What did I do to deserve this? Anonymous (ID: hk+2RLTK) 03/12/23(Sun)13:45:09 No.419377747 What's a discotheque >>419377875 # >>419377988 # >>419378154 # >>419381241 # >>419381374 # >>419382003 # >>419384232 # >>419391942 # >>419392024 # >>419392215 # >>419392306 # >>419395238 # >>419395739 # >>419395900 #
Quoted by: >>21593128 >>21599527 >>21599539 >>21599609 >>21592732 >Goblet of Fire >"Harry Potter! Did you burn your name in the Sacred Ancestor Flame? Junior, you are courting death!", Supreme Elder Dumbledore said, his voice serene like a jade lake even as his killing intent filled the room. >"Haha, a third-rate talent like you really thinks he can compete in the Three Sect Grand Tournament? Boy, get down on your knees and slap yourself fifty times so our sect can save some face! Five hundred contribution points are deducted from the Roaring Griffin Clan!" Dumbledore's wrathful essence poured out like a wave, cracking the stone floor beneath his feet and disrupting Harry's meridians. Harry was knocked backwards, spitting blood!
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