@Platus

If you had the choice of being cared for by your millenia-old sibling with all kinds of knowledge in the magical arts or by your young adult student who is often too infatuated with you to pay attention, which would you choose?

In other news, I blame the Sparkle Juice:

Though delicious, I'm not sure that Sparkle Juice is all that nutritious. haha

To those confused about why Molestia is worried about Twi being her nurse, there was a Christmas blog post where Molestia got stuck in the chimney and Twi decided to molest back.