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: Anonymous 03/05/22(Sat)07:25:32 No.873847000 1mydq3.jpg 51 KB JPG >go on tinder date last night >seemingly normal girl >decide to go get coffee pretty late >sit down > I ask "so what do you do for a living?" >"so I actually don't have a job right now because advocating takes up a huge part of my time, l'm a huge proponent for social justice, mainly online." Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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: Anonymous 687 KB GIF tank top 03/16/23(Thu)08:28:49 No.72592213 >Be me, a fat dude >go buy a pack of doritos because i have my cravings >see skeleton looking people wearing winter clothing because its cold outside >i only wear a hoodie over a >remember i am genetically built to withstand cold >remember i could bodyslam them into the pavement >remember i could f--- their wife with my lil chubster >then make her buy me pizza >remember i could buck break a scrawny dude >one punch from my arm equals to ten of his >but then remember God made me to specifically play vidya and watch one piece >smile to myself and open the doritos EGAS >>72592213 (OP) # 03/16/23(Thu)08:49:04 No.72592313 is this a knee-jerk reaction to the thread about weight loss? Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)09:10:56 No.72592425 >remember that you've always been the slowest, most unathletic, most out of shape person in every PE class. >realize that these imaginary physical altercations probably wouldn't go as well as you think. Nice obese cope.
Anonymous 12/28/24(Sat)11:32:03 No.103676189 29 KB JPG >company hired a new grad recently >a 21 year old white woman >it was the only junior spot available so i assume she must be great given how many applications we got (over 100) >asked to get to help get her started >she doesn't know what git is >she doesn't know what terminal is (says she only uses GUI) >she doesn't know how to extract a zip >she doesn't know how to access network storage >she doesn't know what RAM does (i asked as a joke) What the f--- is going on? Are the new grads cooked or did they just accidentally hire an idiot? I want to report it but I'm scared to as I am not that senior myself.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect What the F--- is going on Bongbros??? What the F--- is going on Bong(...) Settings Mobile Home 12/28/24(Sat) 13:28:53 No.492579333 20241228_122812.jpg 614 KB JPG 3 days it's been like this. What are the k---- doing to our air? Anonymous (ID: fTOa7Lbe) >>492579333 (OP) # 12/28/24(Sat) 13:29:41 No.492579374 wow, fog in winter?? it's over >>492579602 #
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