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: Anonymous 03/11/22(Fri)01:30:31 No.65863886 >be me GET HUGE >7 years old just moved to new neighbourhood >start hanging with local kids >meet this one kid Gavin who had a weird beatles haircut and piggy eyes >says he can piss further than anyone >whatever.png 43 KB JPG >few days later find myself pissing in a bush by a wall next to Gavin >The f----- pisses right over the wall without splashing the top >The wall is 8ft high >look at Gavin in awe & disbelief >smugGavin.jpg I'm 24 now and I'm still impressed by what I seen that day. How do I make pissing strength gains like Gavin? My stream is weak and feminine. I doubt I could even piss into my own mouth while standing up. 2 Replies View Thread

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BREAKING: Justin Trudeau to resign as Prime Minister of Canada It's Trudover... 466 KB PNG 01/05/25(Sun) 23:25:58 No.493452575 >Goes into office and Inherits a generous surplus from the conservative party >Squanders it all and ends up collecting more debt than all other PM combined >Lets food prices shoot through the roof, to the point Canadians are keeling over from scurvy (yes the pirate disease) >Exiles hobo towns and closes roads for a Taylor Swift concert >Doesnt do the same for a veterans parade >Allows swarms of jeets destroy the job market. >Provides incentives to jobs if they hire foreign jeets but not for Canadian citizens >Decides to throw all the blame on to his subordinates >They all resign and tell him to eat s--- >Does nothing and hides in his office for the holidays >Eventually rage quits after everyone calls for his resignation. Canacucks... I thought we had it bad.
Anonymous 01/02/25(Thu)15:32:03 No.207548825 IMG_2545.jpg 18 KB JPG >tell people to be nice to each other >get brutally tortured and murdered for it Anonymous 01/02/25(Thu)15:33:07 No.207548848 I think it was the part where he said he was the son of God that got people a bit riled up
Anonymous 145 KB JPG meat than usual 04/29/22(Fri)17:32:59 No.877174970 >i go almost daily to buy kebab from the same place (close both to my house and my work place) >There is this underpaid and overworked arab guy that makes the kebab >I always tip 50% >He always packs my kebab with more >He also knows how i like it, big and spicy with all the sauces and a diet pepsi >He gets verry happy when he sees me and he calls me ,,boss,,and,,brother,, >Today i was sad af but the,,hello boss, the usual?" Made me feel better >Kebab heals people
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