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Clowns - A love story in two parts

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I'm so desperate to have sex with a female clown I can't take it. nsfw More than anything I just want a beautiful woman with a clown costume, make up and a big red nose to have sweaty passionate sex with. I want her to lay on my bed, take her big shoes off and let me suck and lick her toes while jerking myself off while she blows up condoms and makes them into balloon animals. They I want her to take off her clown pants and clown underwear then start pulling several feet of colored scarves out of her p----. Once the scarves are out I want to enter her then f--- her as she honks her big red nose in time to my thrusts. I want her to do the clown laugh and spray me with a squirt gun flower as I c--. I don't know why I have this fantasy but I do and it's killing me. I want clown p---- so bad it hurts. Edit: Thank you all for the awards upvotes and comments and especially those of you who have turned me on to different subreddits and sites etc. Revolving around my kink. You guys rock! 13 days later... I fulfilled my dream. I had sex with a woman in a clown costume and it was everything I wanted and more. nsfw I met a woman after my post went viral she messaged me. We got to talking and hit it off and she's kind of got a clown thing too. As it turns out she was only a 3hr drive from me and after sharing pictures we decided to meet in a neutral location between us. I booked a hotel room and we met Sunday evening. After I had been waiting in the room for about an hour I thought I might have been ghosted or catfished again. As my heart started to sink there was a knock at the door. I opened it and there she was. The beautiful, sexy clown woman of my dreams. Her outfit, her makeup and big red nose were perfect. So perfect it ached. She came in and she started making balloon animals as we made small talk and put them all over the bed. Then we made love. The hottest and most passionate sex I could have ever imagined and she had plenty of clown antics to surprise me including hitting me in the face with a small pie as a surprise when I came the first time and honking her nose. After hours of lovemaking we sat there holding eachother and kissing while I occasionally honked her nose and tried to hold back my tears of pure bliss. I couldn't. I was so happy to have the connection I've been denying myself because "it's weird" and what I've desired for so long. Holding her in my arms as my legs still quivered from my orgasms I cried as she held me because I was so happy. She began to cry too and we are definitely going to be together now and are both so happy with eachother. I feel like a hole in my soul has been healed and that my life is finally on it's way up. Thank you for the love and support everyone. So many of you have been so kind. It means the world to me. Thank you again.

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Eldaln

Eldaln

Apr 03, 2022 at 08:28PM EDT

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Quiet_boi

Quiet_boi

Apr 03, 2022 at 09:40AM EDT

mf got his dreamed clussy.
Hope they will be happy.

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