$File: D2BBB9A2-FC77-4833-9B2B-3(...).png (65 KB, 500x396) O Anonymous 05/21/22(Sat)05:41:28 No.878562207 [Reply] >be me >26 years old, smoked weed daily for 10 years >shoot people down when they tell me to quit >girlfriend constantly insisting we should stop >finally give in >1-2 days in and it's sucks >can't sleep or concentrate >make it to a week >start having more energy >wake up in a better mood >serotonin actually deploys through normal activities\hobbies >feelsgoodman$

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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: Anonymous (ID: 7z10MwnH >be me >british 米 >conquer 1/3 of the world for spices >seasoning their food only with salt and water >food taste like a wet drywall 6 KB PNG 05/21/22(Sat)20:42:08 No.15266365

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: Anonymous ? 86 KB JPG 05/21/22(Sat) 03:23:51 No.878540004 >be me >wake up >eat >work >eat >browse the same three websites repeatedly for 3 hrs >sleep >repeat What the f--- is the point of life?

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Anonymous 66845319 21 hr. ago >>66844503 (OP) >doing cardio at gym >qt3.14 on treadmill next to me >ask her if she wants to grab a coffee after her workout >she declined >"Well we had a good run" >force my whole body to become limp >fly backwards off treadmill into the dumbbell rack behind me 8 REPLIES

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: Anonymous LADbible Australia LAD BIBLE AUSTRALIA 2d. The Marvel comic book writer will now be able to keep up his cameo appearances from beyond the grave. 439 LAD BIBLE AUSTRALIA U.S.MAIL MARVEL SIGNS DEAL TO HAVE C.G.I STAN LEE APPEAR IN FUTURE FILMS 56EF6ED1-3ED2-4DB7-A0A6-C9B6E8DCBABE.jpg 1.59 MB JPG >Ah finally, I can rest easy knowing I can come in the theaters again 05/20/22(Fri)23:11:21 No.878548315

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Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)17:15:05 No.854186812 Zoomers >lets goooo >finna >no cap >vibing 103 KB JPG >rn >fr >ion 42 Replies / 9 Images View Thread

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12/29/18(Sat)18:31:43 No.788513303 >be me 17 today >into erotic hypnosis >Family out to dinner obviously didn't invite my autistic ass >thisismynight.pepe >get completely nakey >lay on bed and play some thot hypnotisis audio on speaker : Anonymous 23 KB JPG >Dropse me in a trance >Turns out to be some femdom sissy s--- >asks me to lick p---- >Ofukyea.kek >the whole time I'm so aroused my pp leaking c-- >She finally commands me to c-- >Best orgasm of my life >open eyes >mom is sobbing on the floor >Dad is screaming about how I was jamming my tongue in n out >Never heard them come in cuz in trance >They both ignore me around the house >What do /b/?

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>be me, 4th grade >be kid no one likes >at recess, a------ kids offer me 5 dollars to bitchslap a goose on the playground 20 KB JPG >hell yeah pokemon card money >run up to goose, and slap that f----- >goose goes a------, and begins to attack me >start screaming and running like a bitch >goose chases >I turn around, and grab the f------ throat, and spin it around like mario in mario 64 >pic related >never did get my 5 dollars *x 700 #120

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Anonymous (ID: qcqw+HFF) 167 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: 7/3bbaXz Best thread on 4chan right now >>267225105 # 07/09/20(Thu)23:57:38 No.267224774 >gf keep farting during sex >i tell her to stop >stop what >stop farting >im not farting >keep f------ her >she keeps farting 07/10/20(Fri)00:00:08 No.267225026

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: Anonymous Asking a girl out 78 KB JPG frogposters? 11/14/20(Sat) 18:25:14 No.60909992 >be me >20yrs old >Lifes good >Ask some girl I found attractive out >She refuses >Lifes still good How are you doing my fellow

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Anonymous 06/02/17(Fri)21:42:54 No.9005626 nuggets.jpg 478 KB JPG What is your largest fast food order? Anonymous 06/03/17(Sat)00:25:47 No.9006160 >>9005626 (OP) i was in the phillipines and ordered 30 yum burgers from jollibees because they were so cheap my action caused a huge scene because i was in a remote city that rarely sees white people, and the magnitude of burgers i ordered >>9006183 # 229006205 # Anonymous 06/03/17(Sat)00:45:01 No.9006205 >>9006160 >Never see a white person in all 35 years of your life >Hear stories about how much they eat >Think that impossible, nobody could stomach that much! >One day, skinny white man arrives >Astounding! >What a novelty! >But surely the rumors must be false, see how thin he is >Follow him into local Jollibees to confirm >He orders 30 f------ burgers >3 f------ 0 >Go home to wife >Tell her we must sell everything >Need to open hotdog stand in America >We will be fabulously wealthy

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04/08/22(Fri)20:18:19 No.68127114 : Anonymous i want to go to nuuk >bored >looking at countries on google maps >start looking for most remote areas 72 KB JPG >come across nuuk, a city in greenland, though it looks more like a small town >looks beautiful >come across a subreddit dedicated to it with less than 200 users >look at the photos people posted, they look so comfy and friendly >can imagine myself living there in a small house, making friends, enjoying the snow >no war, no politics, just a small town away from everyone else >fall in love with this town knowing damn well i'll never step foot in it pic related, its nuuk

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05/19/21 (Wed)13:59:55 No.854808563 Anonymous >born into this world without my consent >want NEET life but not rich and no friends or family >decide to find a way to NEET 541 KB PNG >leave wallet and all forms of ID at home >no ID, no money, nothing. I am basically a ghost now >go to walmart >lay down in isle >don't move or respond to anything >eventually cops/ambulance will be called >they arrive and take me away, but still not responding, just doing absolutely nothing >they can't discharge me from hospital or from jail since they don't know who I am or where I live >can't just leave me outside to die >they are forced to take care of me >all while I just lay there and do nothing >the perfect NEET life 10 Replies View Thread

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