>mom takes my PS4 as punishment >I haven't played a minute on it for two years now, only on my PC hah, jokes on her Anonymous 04/25/22 (Mon)06:47:55 No.130209646 You must be 18 to post on this site. Anonymous 04/25/22 (Mon)06:48:57 No.130209651 >>130209646 # i'm 25

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

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06/25/18(Mon)07:03:52 No.46575340 Anonymous 76 KB JPG : Anonymous >>46575340 (OP) # Proud of them. Everybody deserve somebody to love. 25 KB PNG >>46576935 # >>46579238 # >>46582314 # >>46583099 # >>46583228 # >>46583287 # >>46584010 # >>46584841 # >>46584913 # >>46584919 # >>46585212 # >>46585537 # How do you feel whenever you see qts with guys who clearly don't lift? 06/25/18(Mon)07:06:27 No.46575354

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Anon’s friend Jeremiah | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >Be me >Middle School >New kid gets introduced named Jeremiah >Jeremiah didn't talk he wasn't from around where we lived 132 KB JPG >Ask Jeremiah if he wants to come over to my house to do kid stuff >Comes over after school >He brings wine >S---- cash >Next week ask Jeremiah if I can come to his house after school >Go home with him >It's a pond It was at that moment I realized Jeremiah was a bullfrog, was a good friend of mine, never understood a word he said. But I sure did help him drink his wine 05/24/22(Tue)20:22:22 No.878795116

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Anon does a flippin good thing | /r/Greentext

08/19/18(Sun)13:30:30 No.777598427 : Anonymous ITT: Good deeds you've done in your life. >Be me. >Go for a walk because I'm not a shut in virgin. 7 KB JPG >Walk by trailer park for some human entertainment. >Girl comes running up to me. >Tells me her dog is dying and she needs help. >F----- jumped in the pool and didn't know how to swim. >Luckily I'm an EMT in training. >Grab big ass golden retriever out of pool. >Pretty sure its dead. >Give the dog CPR. >He's not responding but I keep at it. >Girl calls 911. >Turns out they don't send ambulances for dogs. >Just before I'm about to carry it to her car he starts coughing. >Throws up all over me. >Girl comes running over and hugs dog. >His tail starts wagging. >Girl thanks me. >Gives me a hug. >Tells me she'd kiss me if she didn't have a boyfriend. >Respect her relationship and leave with my head held high. I like helping people. It makes me feel good!

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anon strikes fear into the heart of anyone who meets his gaze | /r/Greentext

>be me >first day of school >in hallway going to class >bump into girl holding papers >im like a foot taller than her >she expects me to help her pick them up like in the movies 69 KB JPG >i dont >look at her while she picks them up herself >she finishes and stands up >stare at her >she's about to say something but can't muster up the courage >continue staring >her eyes start to water >keep staring >i feel the fear in her eyes >keep staring >she speed walks away looking down >were in the same class >don't have any interactions or say a word to her for the rest of the year

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anon goes to therapy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/24/22(Tue)17:13:16 No.878765775 >be me >f------ retarded >want to kill myself but change mind at last second >decide to try therapy 159 KB PNG >"hey anon how are you doing today?" >"fine i guess i sorta wanna kill myself though" >"that's too bad, have you ever tried not wanting to die? 11 >go home from therapy >start thinking about killing myself again >do this s--- for a year What the f---.

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Anon is the United States | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: YFbDozoa 05/24/22(Tue) 20:30:39 No.379332776 >be United States >have mass shootings back to back >not the only country whose citizens have guns >am the only country without universal Healthcare 72 KB JPG > also the cost of living is through the roof >rapid inflation >stagnant wages >out of touch boomers kept in congress >watch people blame the guns again >roll out some b------- policies that will never pass congress to make people happy >everyone argues over 2nd amendment and blames the conservatives >they'll riot across the country for one man dying but not for basic living standards >won't riot over dead children either >nobody argues about healthcare, cost of living, or congress term limits >another successful day completely avoiding the real issues

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Anon talks about Bus Cannibals | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/24/22(Tue)12:35:26 No.878775645 so I just found out there's a Bus Cannibal walking around Canada a free man right now >Basically, in 2008 this 49 KB JPG Schizophrenic man named Vince Li got on a Greyhound Bus >a 22-year old man named Tim McLean is just sitting down listening to some music >halfway through the ride, Li starts stabbing him >the driver stops the bus, and people are frantically trying to get out >Li scares everyone off the bus, and begins mutilating / eating parts of McLean's body >he cuts off his head and parades it around the bus, showing it to everyone outside >when the police finally arrest him, they find McLean's ear, nose, and tongue in Li's pockets (the eyes & a chunk of his heart were missing and were believed to have been eaten by Li) >Li was found not criminally responsible for the murder due to his schizophrenia >in 2017, some f------ genius in the Canadian Justice System decides to let him out of his mental institution without any further monitoring, with Li changing his name and going on to live a normal life >several of the witnesses got PTSD from what he did >one of the first responders committed suicide after the incident >McClean's girlfriend gave birth to his son 5 months later. He is now 13, and has had to see therapists after finding out what happened to his dad. How the f--- can someone be "rehabilitated" after doing something like that? Good, the deranged cannibalistic murderer got better. Tim McLean is still dead. His son still never got to see his father. Dozens of people have had their lives ruined after seeing what Li did that day. That p------------ should've gotten way more than 9 years in a psych ward.

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Anon becomes a dad. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/05/16(Sat)03:24:29 No.710603525 So I've been c------ in my roommates girlfriend's body wash because they're annoying as f---. For like two months, jerk it in the shower, open the pump, dump it in, and give it a good shake. 14 KB JPG He just told me her period was super late so they took a pregnancy test and she's knocked up. He said "I trust her, I guess a condom ripped or idk" and they're going to raise it. We have a year on the lease. Problem is, I'm Greek and they're white as f---. What are the chances I'm a dad? : Anonymous what the f--- is wrong with you >>710603671 # >>710604623 # 11/05/16(Sat)03:25:48 No.710603604

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Anon gets hit by a car | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/24/22(Tue)19:18:14 No.878772108 >making my way downtown.mkv >get hit by car >in pain >about to die soon >get idea >go on 4chan 777 KB PNG >"be me" >you are now me >enjoy your 10 second suffering before you go to hell

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Anon has friends | /r/Greentext

> be me an hour ago > have little friends but none that i really trust > always worried that people always talk bad s--- about me behind my back 65 KB PNG > get added into a group chat with class mates and the "friends" > they were playing a couple texting games in the group chat like truth or truth essenger rec added this thing where you search up a word and all the stuff they said using that word came up > have idea to search up name > type Anon > all results came up positive and well > all sentences that used my name were stuff like > anon is a pretty cool guy > Two girls even said i was pretty cute > self confidence grows and my friends actually really cared about me Dont worry anons it will all be fine for you

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Anon's Ex Girl | /r/Greentext

11/28/20(Sat)01:40:34 No.61119312 : Anonymous R---- by girlfriend >get drunk and have sex with girl 2 years ago >that girl eventually becomes my girlfriend 141 KB JPG >yesterday at a family gathering she says "I actually had to get anon drunk to loosen him up a little and make it official" >everyone laughs >it all makes sense now >that day I was really drunk and she was sober >kept handing me drinks and eventually took me to her car and started blowing me I don't mind, honestly, but the fact that everyone laughed it's scary, the double standard. Can you imagine if I would've said that? "Yeah I got her drunk then took her back to my car to f---" CAN YOU IMAGINE? I would've been lynched in the spot. Girls are such hypocrites. My sisters laughed, my female cousins laughed, they said "Yeah anon was too shy, he needed a woman to smack some sense into him" What the f--- is wrong with these w-----, h--------

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Anon is a good American | /r/Greentext

09/14/16(Wed)19:11:11 No.703940657 >be me >recently moved because of job opportunity, no gf, no friends in town >every friday, order a pizza from local pizzahut 21 KB JPG >give delivery guy a different "challenge" every time they bring a pizza, with a large tip as a reward if they complete it >always make them america-related >start easy. draw an american flag for 5$ >slowly make them more and more challenging, increasing reward as time goes on >"recite the preamble for 20$" >"tell me your personal opinion on the 2nd amendment for 10$" >etc etc >this goes on for a few months until pretty much every employee in the resturaunt that has done a delivery has at least attempted one of my challenges >yesterday, get in pretty bad car accident >wake up in hospital today. told by nurse that a few people came by to visit, mainly coworkers from job >some of them left a pizza >mfw there's a pizza on a table in the room of the same type that i always get >mfw it's got an american flag on it and a "get well soon" card with signatures from the entire restaurant staff : Anonymous Prut

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