"Mimics are getting crafty these days"

Disguises itself as a person you were classmates with from a long time ago, you both get some Starbucks to catch up, they make a point to confess to you that they only made fun of that thing you were really into cause they didn't want others to know they were also into it, you both now accept that it doesn't have to be embarrassing because you're both adults and are free to like what you please, it becomes the seedling that sprouts into a strong relationship, you're both laying on the couch enjoying Bakugan reruns, she falls asleep in the blanket that wrapped around both of you, you start to nod off, and the last thing you see is a gaping maw devouring you.

Certain people with questionable tastes: "Even better!"