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Denji @Todo_Mha. 16m I like minors 2 16 ǝbelo | Akii's Husband @volta... .15m ... BRO????? 1 27 ↑ ... Denji 全て @Todo_Mha Replying to @voltagekamado @Tsuma_Natsumi and @Jakeyboiix3 dark humour exists 12:40 PM 6/16/22 · Twitter for Android ●

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Adam @YSylon Me: [being water boarded] gross is this Dasani?

@dad_hard My wife doesn't want to instill her fear of spiders in our kids so she calmly reports them to me like some kinda mafia boss. "Babe, there's a situation near the sink. I need you to take care of it. No loose ends, I want proof when the job is done."

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Christina Tasty @Christina Tasty 19h Replying to @Christina Tasty I felt as the professional opinion on breast sliders, I had to comment. I actually laughed when I hit 100 like a sad trombone could be heard in the distance. How can I have fun if I can't turn my character into a silicone barbie doll? 97 125 653 Christina Tasty @Christina Tasty - 19h Note: Both characters are at 100%. They can't get any bigger. 7 22 10 455 Christina Tasty @Christina Tasty 18h The thing that hurts the most is that it was exactly what I expected and I was hoping that the devs were better than that. They've got this new slider system in place that helps modify the body but despite all the new options the actual body size is nerfed even for muscle/fat. 2 2 16 45 gw 408 Christina Tasty @Christina Tasty- 18h Like replacing three really good flavours of ice cream for 50 flavours of schlop. You can argue about the story changes from SR2 to SRTT but stylistically it allowed a lot more freedom and it seems they've just gone back to SR2 without the additional stuff that made SR2 good 22 17 350

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I want a full version of this song

My daughter thought MC Hammer was pronounced as if he was Scottish: 'McHammer' 5:14 PM 1/23/21. Twitter for iPhone 326 Retweets 122 Quote Tweets 2,770 Likes 12 Ru Pringle @RuPringle 1/23/21 Replying to @garethlpowell Ye canna titch this! Ye canna titch this! Ma, ma, ma, ma Music dings me sae haurd Maks me say 'Och, ma laird Thank ye fur blissin me Wi a mynd tae rhyme an twa hypit feet!"

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People who complain about how everything is about racism now will get their monkey's paw wish in roughly a decade...

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I know that feel

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Yep, this one is doing numbers

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Who said studying for The Bar can't be fun as hell?

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"My little sister has been really struggling with a health condition lately and finally got to see a doctor. They charged her $40 for crying."

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">They charged her more for crying than they did for a vision assessment test.<br>They charged her more for crying than for a hemoglobin test.<br>They charged her more for crying than for a health risk assessment<br>They charged her more for crying than for a capilary blood draw.</p>— Camille Johnson (@OffbeatLook) <a href="https://twitter.com/OffbeatLook/status/1526626195290439688?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 17, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

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"The best way to change a pro censorship's mind is to censor them"

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