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: Anonymous doggo is on high alert 57 KB JPG 08/19/22(Fri)15:13:04 No.4277334 >be me, a doggo on guard duty >hear footsteps >hear a suspicious rattling noise from the front door >see the door being broken down by pointy rectangular objects >BARK.wav >intruder gets scared away >mission accomplished, as usual this happens every morning. why are humans like this?

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: Anonymous 11/06/18(Tue)22:08:34 No.784190163 >>784189907 >be me >also from Cuba >decide to swim to America >jump into ocean >pringles in my pocket in case I get hungry >doinwell.jpg >get hungry after about a half hour >pull out pringles >cap flies off >pringles everywhere >f---.exe >see a shark fin >them n----- like pringles >shark n---- eats all my pringles >starts to come after me >swim the f--- away >shark catches up >bites my leg right the f--- off >about to go for my arm when I see a US coast guard boat >they carry me aboard >pass out >come to a couple hours later in back of grimy American boat >"hey, you're finally awake" >look at the officers nametag >"Todd Howard" not again >>784190258 #
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Uploaded Aug 19, 2022 at 05:23PM EDT

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