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File: 1656903607340.jpg (456 KB, 1592x3264) Anonymous 09/18/22(Sun)22:27:10 No.885850634 >>885850725 >>885850773 >>885853673 >>885854500 >>885861421 >>885867245 >>885868234 >>885871834 >>885871999 >>885874837 >>885883823 >>885884910 >>885893849 >be me >wake up and feel hungry >no baguette in my food cupboard >put on my skin tight lycra >pedal to the shops >lock up my bike >staff member is standing outside in the cold >ask her what's going on? >Alright darling, shops closed cause the queen popped her clogs innit >oh right >Yeah sorry 'bout that luv, probs not gonna find one open 'til later >ok thanks >walk back to my bike >entrance to the gym is on my path >girls walking out with their buttholes winking at me >one of them catches me staring >Hey creep what the hell are you looking at! >w-well your tights are very, excuse the pun, but... tight >Oh my god! You pervert. You're one of those creepy internet virgins aren't you? >well n-no a-actually i lost my virginity in a thai massage parlour a couple years ago >What the f--- is wrong with you! >decide not to ask for her phone number because she seems a bit angry >she turns 180 degrees and walks away >her booty bounces back and forth all the way to her car >what a view >think about her riding my c--- while i cycle home >get home and cook some baked beans >open my food cupboard to grab the baguette >404 not found how am i meant to make a baked beans baguette burrito to honour the queen without the hollowed out baguette holding the baked beans in the centre, if her majesty was buried without a coffin then her body would literally fall apart but us common peasents are expected to just deal with it. keep calm and carry on? what a stupid bank holiday

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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694 KB JPG >THEY WERE FUCKIIIIIIIIIING VISERYS, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR? THEY WERE HAVING SEEEEEX! I DON'T KNOW HOW I CAN BE ANY CLEARER, THEY WERE COPULATING, FORNICATING, ENTWINING, IN CONGRESS, COMMITTING THE COITUS, EMBRACING CARNALLY, REENACTING THE BIRDS AND THE BEES, MAKING LOVE, DOING IT, G-----------, DOING THE FUNNY BUSINESS, LAYING PIPE, SHAKING THE SHEETS, MAKING THE BEAST WITH TWO BACKS, PLOWING THE FIELD, GRINDING CORN, RIDING SAINT GEORGE, ROLLING IN THE HAY, GETTING DOWN, GETTING LUCKY, TAPPING 'THAT', POUNDING, SMASHING, BONING, BANGING, BOINKING, SCREWING, NAILING, RUTTING, SCORING, TOSSING HOTDOGS DOWN HALLWAYS, BOARDING THE BEEF BUS, PLAYING HIDE THE SAUSAGE, PUTTING BREAD IN THE OVEN, CHURNING BUTTER, GLAZING THE DONUT, CREAMING THE PIE, MAKING BACON, DOING HORIZONTAL PUSHUPS - while standing, ostensibly - ASSAULTING WITH A FRIENDLY WEAPON, DOING BEDROOM RODEO, PARALLEL PARKING, CONQUERING THE PINK FORTRESS (no Boltons were involved, Your Grace), BUSHWHACKING, DIPPING THE WICK, DOING THE NASTY, GOING 'BALLS DEEP', RIDING THE BONY EXPRESS, SLYTHERINING THE HUFFLEPUFF, OPENING THE GATES TO MORDOR, MOUNTING THE WORLD, HARPOONING THE SALTY LONGSHOREMAN, PILE DRIVING, 'WAKA WAKA' YOUR GRACE, TORPEDOING THE EEL, SOURING THE K----, TAKING THE SKINBOAT TO TUNA TOWN, TESTING THE MATTRESS, SWEEPING THE CHIMNEY, CHECKING THE OIL, ENTERING THE CASTLE, PATROLLING THE TUNNELS, AND DOING THE F------ RUMPY PUMPY VISERYYYYYYYYYYYS IS THAT CLEAR ENOUGH FOR YOU??

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File: basedrobby.png (948 KB, 522x895) ☐/cknd/ Cobra Kai Never Dies Anonymous 09/18/22(Sun)16:30:21 No.174342530 Keep your eyes on the prize Anonymous 09/18/22(Sun)16:32:11 No.174342610 >>174342530 (OP) POOPA Anonymous 09/18/22(Sun)16:55:39 No. 174343431 >>174342530 (OP) SEX Anonymous 09/18/22(Sun)16:56:47 No.174343473 File: sexo0o0o0.jpg (246 KB, 900x468) sexooooo >>174342530 (OP)

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>be me, 27 year old man working at a bank 40 KB JPG >New co worker is new to gaming, he bought a PS4 pro and Xbox one X to "experience the new cool games with beautiful graphics" >Fast forward a few months, he's already beaten a few games like Final Fantasy X, Dragon Age Inquisition and God of war >One day he buys both a ps5 and Xbox Series X so he can get "better graphics" >He tells me there's no difference with any of the visuals >He invites me to his place for game night >See his setup.. this guy has a 720p/60hz tv >He's angry that he can't tell the difference between 60fps and 120fps >Explain to him what a refresh rate is and what resolution is >Fast forward a week and I show him my 1440p/240hz monitor >His reaction was like my grandpa seeing p--- for the first time >He ends up buying a monitor and a midrange PC I saved a man's life 09/19/22(Mon) 03:07:26 No.612594697 : Anonymous >>612594639 (OP) # Dude really bought a f------ Xbox series x and PS5 expecting an upgrade visually in the year 2022 Imfao.

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: Anonymous no 09/19/22 (Mon)02:10:26 No.27337863 nobugsb.jpg 20 KB JPG >GF: You are gaining wheight anon, i already told you many times to diet this is your last warning or ill break up with you, maybe you can come together with me and i can incluide you in my gym routine >Me: Literally pic related >Her: REEEEEE IM SERIOUS IM GOING TO LEAVE YOU I DON'T WANT A FAT BOYFIEND >Me: Alright, then it's over. I wont let you threaten me and if you don't love me for who im but rather how i look then f--- you >Her: REEEEEE (proceeded to write ENTIRE paragraphs in her social media about how im an abusive person only to block me afterwards) Why are women like this seriously? Im tired of dieting and working out. I'm just f------ tired of couting calories like a basedboy. I never worked out because i wanted to, i did it for my girlfriend's but never for me. And right now at my age (29) I'm tired of it. Honestly i just want to eat a burger without remorse. I just don't care anymore. That "phase" of life is over. I'm tired of pleasing women. I want to do things for myself. And im not even a landwale. I'm just 10 KG overwheight maybe. Ill probably gonna have to "lower" my standards if i pretend to stop giving a f--- about how i look but it's not like i wont find anyone. In any case all women are high body count low quality garbage nowdays. It won't make any difference. In all truth i just feel that "good looking" women are overrrated. Because if you think about all women are garbage nowdays. Sex is not that important for me anymore.

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bigbird.png 554 KB PNG >Aaron looked at his watch and saw it was broken. : Anonymous 09/19/22(Mon)06:46:21 No.70262137 >he then looked at the clock and realised it was time to feed his basement sperg : Anonymous 09/19/22 (Mon)06:47:31 No.70262162 >upon inspection he noticed his basement sperg died of malnutrition 09/19/22(Mon)06:48:26 No.70262171 > his basement sperg was named gonkferd, gonkferd loved to eat raw potatoes and rabbit hearts Anonymous

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File: 1656903607340.jpg (456 KB, 1592x3264) Anonymous 09/18/22(Sun)22:27:10 No.885850634 >>885850725 >>885850773 >>885853673 >>885854500 >>885861421 >>885867245 >>885868234 >>885871834 >>885871999 >>885874837 >>885883823 >>885884910 >>885893849 >be me >wake up and feel hungry >no baguette in my food cupboard >put on my skin tight lycra >pedal to the shops >lock up my bike >staff member is standing outside in the cold >ask her what's going on? >Alright darling, shops closed cause the queen popped her clogs innit >oh right >Yeah sorry 'bout that luv, probs not gonna find one open 'til later >ok thanks >walk back to my bike >entrance to the gym is on my path >girls walking out with their buttholes winking at me >one of them catches me staring >Hey creep what the hell are you looking at! >w-well your tights are very, excuse the pun, but... tight >Oh my god! You pervert. You're one of those creepy internet virgins aren't you? >well n-no a-actually i lost my virginity in a thai massage parlour a couple years ago >What the f--- is wrong with you! >decide not to ask for her phone number because she seems a bit angry >she turns 180 degrees and walks away >her booty bounces back and forth all the way to her car >what a view >think about her riding my c--- while i cycle home >get home and cook some baked beans >open my food cupboard to grab the baguette >404 not found how am i meant to make a baked beans baguette burrito to honour the queen without the hollowed out baguette holding the baked beans in the centre, if her majesty was buried without a coffin then her body would literally fall apart but us common peasents are expected to just deal with it. keep calm and carry on? what a stupid bank holiday

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