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>be me, 27 year old man working at a bank 40 KB JPG >New co worker is new to gaming, he bought a PS4 pro and Xbox one X to "experience the new cool games with beautiful graphics" >Fast forward a few months, he's already beaten a few games like Final Fantasy X, Dragon Age Inquisition and God of war >One day he buys both a ps5 and Xbox Series X so he can get "better graphics" >He tells me there's no difference with any of the visuals >He invites me to his place for game night >See his setup.. this guy has a 720p/60hz tv >He's angry that he can't tell the difference between 60fps and 120fps >Explain to him what a refresh rate is and what resolution is >Fast forward a week and I show him my 1440p/240hz monitor >His reaction was like my grandpa seeing p--- for the first time >He ends up buying a monitor and a midrange PC I saved a man's life 09/19/22(Mon) 03:07:26 No.612594697 : Anonymous >>612594639 (OP) # Dude really bought a f------ Xbox series x and PS5 expecting an upgrade visually in the year 2022 Imfao.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous 01/05/19(Sat)11:22:53 648 KB PNG No.50255501 >Make female friend in class >Little older than me, but still smaller than me and hot as hell >Starts inviting me out for coffee after class, just me and her >Text each other constantly >Goes on for about a month >Totally convinced she likes me, thinking about making a move >One day start talking about cats, say I'd never want one >"But anon, what if your future husband wants one?" >Silence, we just stare at each other >"...you're gay, right anon?" What the f--- I f------ hate women

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He is just tired of Hoeflation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous no 09/19/22 (Mon)02:10:26 No.27337863 nobugsb.jpg 20 KB JPG >GF: You are gaining wheight anon, i already told you many times to diet this is your last warning or ill break up with you, maybe you can come together with me and i can incluide you in my gym routine >Me: Literally pic related >Her: REEEEEE IM SERIOUS IM GOING TO LEAVE YOU I DON'T WANT A FAT BOYFIEND >Me: Alright, then it's over. I wont let you threaten me and if you don't love me for who im but rather how i look then f--- you >Her: REEEEEE (proceeded to write ENTIRE paragraphs in her social media about how im an abusive person only to block me afterwards) Why are women like this seriously? Im tired of dieting and working out. I'm just f------ tired of couting calories like a basedboy. I never worked out because i wanted to, i did it for my girlfriend's but never for me. And right now at my age (29) I'm tired of it. Honestly i just want to eat a burger without remorse. I just don't care anymore. That "phase" of life is over. I'm tired of pleasing women. I want to do things for myself. And im not even a landwale. I'm just 10 KG overwheight maybe. Ill probably gonna have to "lower" my standards if i pretend to stop giving a f--- about how i look but it's not like i wont find anyone. In any case all women are high body count low quality garbage nowdays. It won't make any difference. In all truth i just feel that "good looking" women are overrrated. Because if you think about all women are garbage nowdays. Sex is not that important for me anymore.

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All greentext chains inevitably lead to the basement | /r/Greentext

bigbird.png 554 KB PNG >Aaron looked at his watch and saw it was broken. : Anonymous 09/19/22(Mon)06:46:21 No.70262137 >he then looked at the clock and realised it was time to feed his basement sperg : Anonymous 09/19/22 (Mon)06:47:31 No.70262162 >upon inspection he noticed his basement sperg died of malnutrition 09/19/22(Mon)06:48:26 No.70262171 > his basement sperg was named gonkferd, gonkferd loved to eat raw potatoes and rabbit hearts Anonymous

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/fit/ Anonymous WHY AM I SO F------ AUTISTIC /(...) 10 KB JPG 12/25/20(Fri)21:07:31 No.59039844 >Be me >starting to go to the gym in 2019 >never talk to anyone in there because too autistic >one day i go to the coffee machine, a girl start talking to me, we keep talking and i notice her Mario T-shirt >mfw she tells me she is a nintendofag >im happy, we keep talking and over time we get really close to each other, but im too f------ autistic to do the first step >one day she f------ tells me to come with her at home >i stare her for like 20 seconds, i don't know what to say >my autism kicks in >i scream "here we go! i need to save the princess, let's go ! *with a italian accent* >she ask me if im serious ? ( everyone looked at us because i screamed) >i notice that everyone is looking at me >i scream "Oh mama mia wahahahaha yaahooooo" and run out

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anon hires a maid | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 127 KB JPG 01/06/19(Sun)17:04:45 No.789303055 >be me >fairly wealthy but not rich enough to be president >sitting in my house while my house cleaner Maria is dusting >decide I'm tired of not g----------- >get idea >sextortion.jpg >offer Maria enough money to buy some fake ass documents so she could stay in the country >but she gotta do the lickle on my pickle. >"si senior anon, I will do." >fuckingnoice.wav >so while I'm distracted trying to get my underutilized ding dong out of its denim prison she snuck up and cracked me in the back of the head >I black out, when I wake up my wallet is gone and the house is spotless >bitch robbed me >but she finished cleaning the house >well That's how Maria works

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Anonymous ? 113 KB JPG 09/18/22(Sun)20:50:25 No.885865492 >be me >get tinder for 1 week >no matches Should I kill myself?

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Anon goes to Starbucks | /r/Greentext

Anonymous This just happened, 137 KB PNG bros! 02/05/20(Wed)21:55:44 No.56597359 >Be me >Drive through starbucks >See girl in front of me look at me through her rear view mirror as she pulls up to the order microphone >She orders and drives up >I order then pull up behind her >She is handed her stuff and pays >I pull up to the window >qt barista hands me drink and says "the girl in front of you paid for your drink" >r...really? Are y...you sure? >Yes, anon! >It hits me that somebody did something nice for me for no reason >I start to cry as soon as I fully comprehend the situation >Barista asks me if I'm okay >Tell her I'm not used to people caring about me and it's been so long since somebody did something nice for me just because >She doesn't quite know what to say >Other car pulls up behind me >I say thanks and pull out while crying and laughing with joy at the same time

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Anon pretends to be a white Muslim | /r/Greentext

File: fkKzJ7r.jpg (305 KB, 2928x2928) >> >They're always doing some stupid s--- >Since we're getting close to a week-long thanksgiving break, it's about MUH NATIVE AMERICANS >One of them looks new, vaguely k----ish with problem glasses but still kinda cute holds up sign saying something along the line of Pocahontas being a r--- victim >More experienced bull-d--- feminist is next to her holding up a similar sign >Mention that Pocahontas willingly embraced English culture and was baptized, hardly a victim Anonymous (ID: pjsS60kh File: b5a.jpg (40 KB, 500x744) >D--- gets triggered >Starts winding herself up, "WHY DO YOU SUPPORT R---, HUH? WHY DO YOU SUPPORT R---?!" There is no such thing an gende >Start saying s--- about how it isn't "r---" if a woman willingly submits to her husband as the Prophet Muhammad, Peace Be Upon Him, says women should. >D--- pauses confused Gender estate on a spectrum >Suddenly notices the necklace I'm wearing >Looks at the necklace then at me >Looks like she's trying to judge if I'm some White looking Arab >Start mentioning that it isn't sexism or hatred to ask a woman to act like a woman, it's just acting in accordance with Islam >"Sister, I recommend you read the Qur'an sometime. It can change your life!" >Awkward silence from them as I walk off, look over my shoulder to see the two having a VERY uncomfortable looking conversation. There are y two genders There is only are gender, women are property I pretended to be a White Muslim for about a week Anonymous (ID: pjsS6okh 11/30/17(Thu)09:15:54 No.151488920 >>151490169 >>151490902 >>151491046 >>151491126 >>151491652 >>151491723 >>151491753 >>151491781 >>151491872 >>151491997 >>151492641 >>151492684 >>151492817 >>151493033 >>151493223 >>151493357 >>151493614 >>151493924 >>151494001 >Be at farmers market hosted at local college >See a couple of people selling custom jewelry >See small silver pendent with some dune runes on it >Ask them what it says >"Oh it's Arabic for 'The Greatest', it refers to Allah." >Get devious idea >Buy necklace >"Alaikum Salaam brother." >Immediately seems excited >Introduces himself as Omar >Day 1 >Go to where local feminist club is on campus >Instantly is all buddy-buddy >Introduces me to a few of his friends 11/30/17(Thu)09:17:04 No.151489037 >Day 2 >Go to the library this time >Know I'm in a very 'diverse' campus >Rent a copy of the Qur'an with a VERY visible cover >Quietly read it for a bit >Look up to see some Arab dude looking at me >Smile at him >Conversation turns to politics >Specifically Israel BACK! >He eventually says "Aw-Salaamu Alaikum" almost like a test >We all go to lunch at this middle-eastern food truck >Turns out Omar and the guy who runs it are distant cousins >Still gives us a 15% discount on all the food >Fuckinggreatshawarma.jpg Anonymous (ID: pjsS6okh File: 1507535339735.jpg (247 KB, 730x1095) >"Allah willing, Palestine will be free and the devil's children will be driven into the sea!" >Start showing him happy merchant memes on my phone >Get home to find the absolute madman invited me as a friend on facebook and started sharing merchant memes for his whole family to see. 11/30/17(Thu)09:17:50 No.151489112 >Day 3 >Get a text, apparently Omar invited me to have dinner with his family >Whythefucknot? >"So do you like Fatima, Anon?" >Ask him what he means >Rest of the day is uneventful >Get to his family's house. Pretty middle class >He has a f--- ton of sisters and brothers though >Including one really cute one about my age >Eventually they're all sitting together, it's hamburgers for dinner >All eyes on me >"So anon," Omar's father begins, "How did you become a Muslim?" >Quickly make up some thing about reading the Qur'an about a year or two ago and being inspired by it >ohfucknigga >think I've been found out, don't want to be akbar'd >Eventually make my way over to him >"Everything alright, sir?" >He tells me he wants to talk in private >ohfuck >He smiles >For some reason I'm the topic of conversation all the way to dessert >Dessert is this kind of tasty, candy-pastry thing called Halva >Eventually everyone has eaten, most of the family goes to separate parts of the house, I volunteer to help Omar's mom with dishes >She notices this and instead asks the qt daughter from before to help me instead >Get to talking with her, she's fairly shy but we strike up a conversation about books >She mentions she likes The Lord of The Rings >Tell her to check out the Silmarillion if she gets the chance >Eventually dishes are done and get ready to go home >Omar's dad calls me over to have a chat >Go to a small little room he calls his office >Don't see any computer but see a fax machine at least >He sits at the desk, looks at me >>151492641 >>151492725 >>151493135 >>151493223 >>151493614 >"She's about your age and a good girl. Would you like to date her, Anon?" >Don't understand if this is some joke or something Anonymous (ID: pjsS6okh File: 1507485996468.png (792 KB, 596x1218) >"Not at all! You look like you have a good head on your shoulders. I want my daughter to be with a good man." >Eventually say something about if I have his permission, then sure I'd love to date her >He smiles, says I can go, then calls for his daughter as I leave 11/30/17(Thu)09:18:48 No.151489192 >>151492641 >>151492725 >>151493223 >>151493614 >Day 4 >Get text saying its from Fatima early in the morning >Asks if I'd need a ride to the local Mosque >Ohfuck >Don't know what excuse to make to explain why I can't be there >Eventually say I've got my own ride >She says she hopes to see me there afterwards >Quickly look up a video on how to pray in a Mosque >After Mosque, meet Fatima in the parking lot >Her mother drove her there, no sign of her father though >Barely get any of it but rush there anyways >Mosque is pretty simple, mostly follow the motions of everyone around me >F------ hurts like hell on my feet though >Afterwards a few guys try to strike up conversation with me, including another White Muslim >He seems to be treating his faith much more serious than me >Still, ask him quietly why it seems like everyone is so buddy-buddy with me >Says that I'm new and the Ummah wants to give a good impression to me >More than that though, he mentions something about "sadly because of Racial stereotypes" a lot of Muslims LOVE white converts, especially white guys becoming Muslims >They feel on some level that it gives more credence/justification to their faith "when it shouldn't" he adds >Says she has a gaming PC and plays on steam >"Mostly stuff like FFXIV though" >> Anonymous (ID: pjsS6okh File: 1504225085621.png (233 KB, 600x659) >>151492641 >>151492725 >>151493223 >>151493614 >She's blushing when she sees me >Eventually ask if she'd like to grab some Starbucks sometime >I was never really good with girls, but she seems to love everything I say >We get to talking about books, and TV shows, even a few movies >She mentions she likes videogames too >Ask her which ones >Drop her off at her family's house >"Thanks Anon! I had a really great time!" >Feel ontop of the f------ world >holyshit.jpg >Mention I play the game too, on a different server >Conversation becomes much more lively after that, the date's fantastic, lasts the whole day. >It's like she's this perfect balance between modern and traditional 11/30/17(Thu)09:19:22 No.151489249 >>151492641 >>151492725 >>151493223 >>151493614 >Days 5-7 >Seems like the whole Muslim community on campus knows my name now >Will get random Muslims asking how I'm doing >Get invited to parties 10 >Feminists don't seem to report us because we're Muslims and oppressed >Eventually the feminists just stopped coming to that spot on campus >TFW I realize I created a localized no-go zone >TFW I realize I accidentally was enforcing Shariah Law on campus >TFW this is the high life. >I was never invited to parties before >Have a massive amount of Muslim dudes in my circle of friends >We collectively start messing with the Feminists on campus >Some of them go full on "Ehhh gimme da P U S S Y" and s--- in broken english

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Anons autism kicks in | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Autism Please be pofient I have m 37 KB JPG 05/24/22(Tue)09:32:32 No.68757162 >be me in the 4th grade >summer, cleaning the school yard >there's big nut-tree in the yard >classmates throw nuts in each other and have fun >one girl throws dirty nut in me and my white t-shirt is ruined >autism kicks in >imagine myself as Snake from mgs on the mission >sneak past the teacher who was looking after us >get a shovel without permission >dig out a big chunk of mud >yell out girl's name >she turns towards me >throw it at her >hit her face >she starts screaming and crying >everyone is looking at me >autism kicks in 2.0 >remember what dad often says when he argues with mother >say "this is what you get for f------ with me, stupid hag"

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Anon is a shop teacher | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: vlJdNCb6 09/16/22 (Fri) 13:40:29 No.395607362 25 KB JPG >Be me, 50-something white male shop teacher >Slaving away for 30 years, vote for Brandon, see my retirement account drop 75% >Constantly get s--- on for being a f------ white male >One day, get a great idea: "I'll be a woman so hard they'll have no choice but to fire me" >Buy a $5 wig >Buy an XXXXXL shirt and bra >Buy a rubber sex doll >Using a lifetime of shop class ~~mastery~~ primary, slice the doll's 7xDD t--- off with a linoleum knife >Even cut a hole in the bra so the n------ poke out. Wet the tips with old milk >Go to school wearing the 40 lbs of fake rubber t--- >"HELLL-OOO students! My name is and always has been Ms. Ada Lovelace" >MFW they all nod in unison >MFW they all announce they'll respect my pronouns >MFW the staff all nod and call me brave >MFW it's been three weeks and I'm getting a raise

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Rockstar Games employee makes statement on /v/ | /r/Greentext

File: goodMorning.png (443 KB, 900x900) Here to be clarifyings Anonymous 09/18/22 (Sun)13:38:11 No.612530267 Good Morning Sirs, I am representative from Rockstar Games company. Sirs, it seems you are having some misconceptions. I am here to do confirming that the leak is FAKE,, and it did not coming out of India. I hope yoo are understand. Please to be ceasing discussions and blaming India for the fake leak. Thank you sirs. Sincerely, Ranjesh Sofware devloper Rockstar Games

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>be me, 27 year old man working at a bank 40 KB JPG >New co worker is new to gaming, he bought a PS4 pro and Xbox one X to "experience the new cool games with beautiful graphics" >Fast forward a few months, he's already beaten a few games like Final Fantasy X, Dragon Age Inquisition and God of war >One day he buys both a ps5 and Xbox Series X so he can get "better graphics" >He tells me there's no difference with any of the visuals >He invites me to his place for game night >See his setup.. this guy has a 720p/60hz tv >He's angry that he can't tell the difference between 60fps and 120fps >Explain to him what a refresh rate is and what resolution is >Fast forward a week and I show him my 1440p/240hz monitor >His reaction was like my grandpa seeing p--- for the first time >He ends up buying a monitor and a midrange PC I saved a man's life 09/19/22(Mon) 03:07:26 No.612594697 : Anonymous >>612594639 (OP) # Dude really bought a f------ Xbox series x and PS5 expecting an upgrade visually in the year 2022 Imfao.

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