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Anon falls asleep | /r/Greentext
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![File: Soy57.png (12 KB, 427x400) Anonymous 04/02/21 (Fri)11:32:05 No.28100667 [Reply] >>28100671 >>28100682 >ELEVATORS ARE NOT PORTALS >THEY JUST UH... PULL A GIANT HEAVY ASS BOX UP AND DOWN TRUST ME DUDE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/479/743/60b.png "Anon is redpilled | /r/Greentext")
![>tells me I look nervous >whatever not terrible start >suddenly >she tries putting a condom on me >I keep getting in the way >Can't even get fully erect >Whatever >Take the L expecting s--- to go bad >but not this bad >It takes me 3 seconds to c-- >no joke 3 seconds >f------ end my life >go to the bathroom to clean myself up >she offers me a wipe >throw it in the toilet by mistake Anonymous 12/28/22(Wed)21:54:45 No.71594836 [Reply] ► >>71595033 I just had the goofiest f------ three stooges type s--- happen to me that must be indisputable proof that God hates me. Seriously I must be a world record holder for biggest spaz. >be me >desperate >get a prostitute >arrive late >knock on wrong door twice >apologize >hard to communicate >at this point she's clearly annoyed and disgusted >ptsd to girls in school.jpg >whatever they were nice enough to give me another >right as I go out on my way I accidentally knock over her f------ coffee maker upon leaving >it's the most three stooges type s--- >take 30 seconds to f------ put on shoes without laces because of big feet >so embarassed I leave with them untied as she kicks me out >must have gone down as the biggest klutz in history in her eyes of all clients >step out into the cold >wait 17 minutes for a uber >a couple comes by to rub in their relationship in my face >on the verge of tears >write this out on here as an admission of guilt >it will probably be reposted on reddit where a bunch of neckbeards who dont have it anywhere as bad as me will laugh at it I should have killed myself in November.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/504/155/474.png "Anon Fails Badly | /r/Greentext")
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