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>tfw arrive at bar with friends >tfw order politely, say thank you etc. >tfw female bartenders and waitresses look at you with disgust >it's like I'm infringing on their right to not serve any betas >a group of loud obnoxious Chads walk in >female staff almost soils themselves all smiles and flirty >"Ey yo give me a pint of beer" >Right away sirrrrr :))) anyone know this feel? 34663294 22:30 N 1 >>34663088 (OP) >tfw waitress at a bar >tfw group of fat neckbeards walk in with their fadoras tipped >have to push two tables together just so 4 of them have enough room >greasiest one of the bunch orders >c-can I please, um, if it's ok with y-you, milady, I mean MAY I have an alcoholic beverage... please?" >spit it out already cringe lord >"T-Thank you very much milady, maam" >tfw creepy guy staring at me across the room while trying to look cool and edgy >Can't tell if his hair or face is greasier >regular customer walks in and orders a beer >thankgod.gif >greaser sees my look of relief and is now glaring at the regular >doesn't even tip www

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.
Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?
: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today
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