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: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

IT'S OVER ► Chud 9 days ago Nº20669 [Reply] >>20670 >>20709 >>20764 I genuinely believe it's literally over for me. >did not participate in any clubs during hs >never made any friends because of the high percentage of lg hivaids in my school >didnt take any ap nor college courses to bump up my gpa. >never had a real friendship because of them being Ig hivaids >didnt participate in any senior activity or event >old 'cord messages from 2021 got leaked of me saying i hate ni , f, and tr what the f--- did I do wrong in life? why are so many people part of lg hivaids? is it geniuenly over? sometimes, I miss the old middle school days of me doing stupid s--- like sniffing markers.

Daily Daily Mail US @DailyMail - 1m mail American women denounce men and sex as .com 600 revenge for Trump election win trib.al/MCBOOSJ 3 271 2 ili 140 IMG_9025.jpg 651 KB JPG Sorry, bros. But sex just isn't happening anymore. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article- 14049931/american-women-boycott-sex-men-revenge- election-trump-kamala-harris.html Anonymous (ID: Pil/kYhY) 11/07/24(Thu)07:39:34 No.487437451 >>487437006 (OP) # >Trump not even in office yet >Gets women to stop being w----- voluntarily. 15 KB PNG >>487445048 # >>487445214 # >>487452134 # >>487457290 # >>487461260 # >>487464974 # >>487465414 # >>487467206 # >>487469969 # >>487470460 # >>487470855 # >>487473285 # 197175206 # 197176206 # 1971776 11 # 197101015 #

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: Anonymous 15 KB JPG 11/23/22(Wed)12:55:20 No.71097007 >no seg for 27 years >/adv/ told me to find a h----- >still be depressed >still be suicidal >literally everything is the same >wasted $70 too you guys lied 17 Replies / 2 Images 23 KB PNG Anonymous 11/23/22(Wed)14:00:27 No.71097494 View Thread >>71097007 (OP) # >He actually fell for the hookermeme Kek

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: Anonymous 8 KB JPG 11/24/22(Thu)00:39:29 No.889562160 >be me >work a shity job in supermarket >always complain about s--- job with female coworker >she's in a way better mood today for some reason >ask her whats going on >"well anon ive finally started making money form my second job" >she's never mentioned another job before >ask her what it is >mfw she has an OF account >mfw ive lost all respect for my only friend at work

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Anonymous fake it till you make it 37 KB JPG 05/11/22(Wed) 20:52:21 No.6858649 >be me >apply for light bulb assembly line job >no college >just two fast food jobs on resume >get to interview >job is actually to run the whole lightbulb factory >only the HR person at interview, other person had an emergency >HR person is showing me around >obviously has no idea how anything works >I just starting making up names for machines and processes >a couple employees say what they're doing so I vaguely know whats happening >interview ends, told I'm a top candidate >when lightbulbs start burning down houses, you'll know I got the job

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: Anonymous 336 KB PNG 11/23/22(Wed)07:41:21 No.28460112 im a femboy and tha gwobalists and joos are psyoping me into taking female hormones, wearing cute clothes, and asking to be treated like a girl. pwease hewlp me mwister chud before my boobs get too big and my ass gets too fat. you're our only hope!!!

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: Anonymous >be me >30 y/o 27 KB PNG 11/23/22(Wed)03:44:01 No.889554427 >mom was a narcissist >hate her >grow up >always want control over my friends and if they don't obey me i delete them >usually end up dating people 10y younger than me because it makes me feel in control >lose friends and lovers because they won't listen to me when i'm angry with something >it's their fault, they were wrong >have doubts and think maybe mom's tendencies might be rubbing off on me >realize i might also be a narcissist

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: Anonymous [*] 11/30/20(Mon)23:57:14 No.135008220 Andrew (Toycat) @ibxtoycat In the UK we sometimes joke about having to order the kids meal In America to get a normal sized meal Today I actually did it, this is what a $5.50 kids meal at olive garden looks like, it is legitimately just a regular amount of food hello this is ibxtoycat and welcome back to another minecraft video.png 416 KB PNG >be me >visiting America with family >go to restaurant for lunch >waitress assures my mom that the portions aren't excessive >get food >biggest plate of pasta I've ever seen >mfw I'm obese and even I couldn't finish more than half of it Why are Americans such gluttonous pigs?

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Anonymous i need advice i have a girlfriend (i know, normie, f-----, kys, etc) she's my first and only girlfriend (im 19), been dating for about 8 months now. i feel like she doesnt love me the way that i love her. i've noticed that being apart doesnt bother her at all when it makes me miserable. not texting for hours doesnt affect her in any way when it drives me insane. i constantly tell her how important she is to me and how fond i am of her and she appreciates it when i say it, but she has never told me anything similar. i buy her things and she gets excited and says thank you but never mentions anything about being thankful after i initially buy it for her. im always the one that initiates a hug or a kiss, or even holding hands. i cant imagine that shes not in love with me because she could leave me at any point, but i don't know why theres so many differences between us when it comes to affection 22 KB JPG : Anonymous AD 224 KB PNG 11/22/22(Tue)20:47:09 No.71093842 >>71093885 # 11/22/22(Tue)20:48:31 No.71093858 Why are you treating this place like r/relationship_advice, normalfag?

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Any other autism bros just stopped playing along the fake social game with normies? Any other autism bros just sto(...) 29 KB JPG 11/22/22(Tue)22:44:15 No.71090635 >be me >go to store >get items >at cash register >Cashier asks, "Hi, how's your day going so far?" >doesn't even look at me while saying it >Its been going well thank you >... >YEA its been well for me too, THANKS for asking >... >You know if you wanted me to know how you were doing you could have just asked 14 Replies >visibly seething >pay and leave Why do they get mad when I don't pretend to give a s--- about them? At least autists just tell you w-- they're thinking without in a fishing for compliments kind of way. View Thread

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Anonymous ES 117 KB JPG 11/23/22(Wed)15:25:36 No.71093621 >her 9yr old son kicks me out of bed to sleep with his mommy while I have to take the couch >>71093692 # Anonymous >>71093621 (OP) # >Raising another man's child >First response is some cuck f----- telling YOU to not be a p---- F------ LMAO 11/23/22(Wed)15:30:13 No.71093679

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STAMMERFORS Anonymous 11/23/22(Wed)09:02:18 No.889550939 >tell my family over and over again to be nicer to me >and I'm not f------ talking special treatment here, just that they could talk to me as nicely as they talk to strangers >stop going through my stuff and berating me for not looking happy and casually smacking me for "being in the way" >tell them I'm not coming home anymore if they don't f------ stop >they tell me they've always been perfectly perfect and never done a thing in my life, they don't know what I'm talking about >since they cannot improve upon perfection and their hands are tied, they dare me to do it. I can leave if they really are so horrible >so I leave >post an update on my social media explaining why I no longer associate with them >as an example, I name an incident which happened with verifiable proof, and a photo of the scars I got from medical neglect >phone goes brr >23 messages from communication forms where I hadn't blocked my family members yet "OH MY GOD ANON TAKE THAT DOWN TAKE THAT DOWN YOUR MOTHER'S CUSTOMERS CUSTOMERS FOLLOW YOUR PAGE, THEY WILL SEE THAT" >mfw my flawless, perfect family is somehow terrified that other people will witness the perfection which could not possibly have been improved upon

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: Anonymous JAGNFRENT sof 09/18/21 (Sat)11:20:04 No.152011247 anlam alk deadbeat_cat.jpg 304 KB JPG >be completely hangover in camping >go to the public restroom to take a s--- >I'm hearing cute moaning in the stall just next to me >think that a girl is f------ or touching herself in it >d--- turns instantly to diamonds, start stealth flapping to her moaning >coom >go out of the toilet and wait to see how she looks like >a 6 years old kid goes out >mfw I fapped to a 6 years old taking a s--- >>152011340 # >>152011358 # >>152012310 # >>152012586 # >>152012728 # >>152013118 # >>152013467 # >>152013592 #

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6/1/2011 14:28 EST Anonymous 06/01/11 (Wed)14:44:44 No.331649063 File 1306953884.jpg-(110 KB, 862x645, Docility.jpg) 2:40ME 2:51M Commencing experiment in amphibian aviation. OP 06/01/11(Wed)14:56:07 No.331650530 File 1306954567.jpg-(87 KB, 856x641, vodka.jpg) 6/1/2011 Frog is being put in cryogenic stasis for docility during the attachment of aviation equipment and will be revived. OP 06/01/11(Wed)15:02:58 No.331651484 File 1306954978.jpg-(84 KB, 856x638, pissdrunk.jpg) Frog not becoming docile quickly enough. Now adding vodka to the equation. Toad is now sufficiently docile. Attempting to attach state- of-the-art aviation equipment... OP 06/01/11(Wed)15:18:03 No.331653601 File 1306955883.jpg-(144 KB, 802x906, prepared.jpg) 6/11/2011 Aviation equipment attached. Preparing for launch. MI Nevar forget The day /b/ sent a toad into SPACE chan4chan.com

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