In all honesty, though, you should wash your balls (or whatever your equivalent may be). In fact, wash your entire body; a good shower/bath does wonders for your body and your spirit.

If you are feeling sad that you are unremarkable, remember two things…

1: You don't need to be great to make the world a better place. A little Kindness, Understanding and Positivity can do the job.
2: A single unremarkable good person is worth a thousand posturing preening vile grifters.