History Memes - He Was Just a Good Guy

"What you mean the white beard guy that lives in the clouds is an asshole and the lord of the underworld is a good caring husband? We NEED the Satan tie-in!"
- Disney moments before ruining Greek mythology for several generations.

How is Hades a pedo? Most Greek deities don't actually have any childhood. They just sorta exist as fully grown. Some even canonically are born fully grown like Aphrodite.

Also the abduction myth reads an awful lot like an arranged marriage. Hades asks the bride-to-be's father, Zeus, to arrange it. Then Hades rolls up in his chariot and takes her home.