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Posting Annon. because I might get some looks -Currently 41 weeks and coming to the realization w might end up in the hospital versus our homebirth... Anything I missed? ad. BIRTH PLAN **DOULA-HUSBAND IN ROOM "No IV flunds/ antibiotic. → No Antibiotics for BABY → wear my own clothes Do not need a mirror to see birth → No eye antibiotic for BABY Please use soap. HEG not →NO VIT K FOR BABY no unnecessary finaus checks → No unnecessary "stimulation" for baby → chest-to-chest right away: Baby will not be taken from mom until mom is ready no sugar water Baby will not leave the room delaved cord clamping по нат no bottle/ PacifieRS - Explain what is going on if mom cant see baby. • noformula No cervical checks/ water break w/o asking No coached pushing intermittent monitoring → mom will walk around NO VACCINES > Hep B DO 41 no circumCISION no Bath for Baby no blood heel stick no state labs/pku no RhoGam until baby's blood comes back no SSN Dont offer pain meds & mom will ask Mom or dad w/ baby @ all times. Possible water birth. Will drink/ have snacks not Saving placenta emergency (-section only Mom+ dad will let you know when were ready for visitors

World's Worst Birth Plan


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