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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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: Anonymous (ID: (bu3zsRkj 02/11/23(Sat)04:34:28 No.415673411 1676065615443372.jpg 3.74 MB JPG >>415673194 # >If it was extraterrestrial in origin, it wouldn't have been shot down ...BY ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE F-22 RAPTOR BABY >>415673525 # >>415673944 # >>415675107 # >>415675826 # >>415676897 # >>415678286 # >>415680127 # >>415699457 # >>415700706 # >>415704975 # : Anonymous (ID: Tpn/WGXH 02/11/23(Sat)04:35:40 No.415673525 >>415673411 # Based and human pilot pilled

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Anon disowns his brother | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ma 02/11/23(Sat)22:24:41 No.72191351 375.jpg 73 KB JPG >Younger bother has started watching Andrew Tate. >Has started calling himself Top G >Thinks he's chad and all women are stupid bimbos. >Listens only to mumble rap >Started taking protein powder but doesnt lift as much as he should. Should I kill him now or just let him grow and fester?

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anon gets arrested | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.03 MB PNG 02/12/23(Sun)02:41:28 No.72187252 >"Someone called saying there's a possible virgin on the premises?" >"You look like a virgin.. Can you uh, show me your "I've Had Sex" Licence?" >If you can't reveal your licence then, I'm required to arrest you." 02/12/23(Sun)02:43:04 No.72187279 : Anonymous >>72187252 (OP) # Im arranging a hookup next week. Please spare me

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reality is often disappointing, anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 129376138465213.png 1.95 MB PNG >went outside >got good at a sport >got promoted at work >tried socialising 02/12/23(Sun)00:41:05 No.72185812 >still haven't found anyone like Mikasa >still no Mikasa gf The world is disappointing : Anonymous you need to erenmaxx 02/12/23(Sun)00:51:22 No.72185948

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Anon drops some truth bombs about Bob Marley | /r/Greentext

14m (2/10 16:18) · 114960245 · 0 Re. 0 Img JPG 7KB (225 × 225) · download.jpg Robert Nesta "Tuff Gong" Marley Why is this guy still seen as a beacon of peace and love when he was literally worse than John Lennon in private? He: >r----, beat, and cheated on Rita Marley regularly because of "muh Rastafari religion" >wrote "No Woman No Cry" and "Three Little Birds" as half-assed apologies for the above : >has 13 kids according to his sons Ziggy and Stephen, 14 according to Damian, half of which are NOT Rita's >he forced Rita to raise them ALL anyways, lel >overshadowed his own band, Peter Tosh and Bunny Wailer aren't remembered by most despite writing 2/3 of his music, that's why his music is published as "Bob Marley AND THE WAILERS" for f---'s sake >literally got himself killed by an easily treatable and removable melanoma because "muh religion, Rastaman nuh believe in nuh surgery" and embraced his own ignorance So again, why is John Lennon rightfully dragged for his b------- when Bob Marley seemed to have gotten off scot-free? What kind of Rastafari magic is that?

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Anon thinks nothing can defeat the 6 n-word | /r/Greentext

File: 2hgrob2k1mha1.jpg (109 KB, 1170x643) Some of the names on this list are labeled "favorite" in parenthesis, such as "Sour Cream Citizen," "bleach demons," "sugar sardines," "dandruff demons," "elbow crust," "dandruff paper," "copy and paste," "skin stealers," "deformed dna," "decomposing form of humanity," "delusional lice," "bobble head white," "ashy, but you can't see it," "untamed beasts," "crest 3-D whitening strips" and several more. Anonymous (ID: RbLidhYi 02/11/23(Sat)08:30:42 No.415758741 >>415759487 >>415759524 >>415759825 >>415759832 >>415759867 >>415759945 >>415759948 >>415760034 >>415760045 >>415760129 >>415760212 >>415760247 >>415760361 >>415760409 >>415760442 >>415760518 >>415760594 >>415760903 >>415761105 >>415761264 >>415761352 >>415761400 >>415761594 >>415761722 >>415761992 >>415762079 >>415762141 >>415762228 >>415762268 >>415762275 >>415762375 >>415762575 >>415762759 >>415762905 >>415762930 >>415763099 >>415763445 >>415764264 Whistleblower leaks Auburn Black Student Union produces list of racial slurs for white people. Anonymous (ID: (y1Zk6sq0) 02/11/23(Sat)08:34:00 No.415759000 >>415759502 >>415759585 >>415761162 >>415761376 >>415761646 >>415762244 >>415762872 >>415763635 And all we need is 6 letters

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the end is near | /r/Greentext

: I think we might be entering Revelation I think we might be entering R(...) 02/11/23(Sat) 10:54:29 No.415711349 1670795224501.jpg 808 KB JPG >Russia about to launch new offensive >China actively probing the US with balloons >US shooting down self proclaimed UFOs >US testing ICBMs >Putin announces speech on 22nd >Biden announces trip to Poland on the 21st immediately after Putin announcement i believe the beast is here bros, it is no longer lurching towards us - it is sprinting

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Anon has simple needs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous THIS IS OUR HOME WELCOME BACK I KNOW 40 KB JPG 02/11/23(Sat)11:58:01 No.72184246 >my perfect gf is a shut-in locked in her room right now >she spends her time watching anime, playing video games, surfing online or drawing >she likes reading too >but >she posts almost exclusively on anonymous image boards >she only goes outside when it is needed >she dreams of getting a bf like her but knows because of his lifestyle it would be impossible for them to meet How am I supposed to meet a girl like me?

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Anon wanted to post this on reddit but I acted first | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Sig Burkina Faso Algeria Mali Niger Niamey Benin Sahara Desert Libya Nigeria Chad Lake Chad 81 KB PNG 3 Replies / 1 Image 02/11/23(Sat)21:29:36 No.72185247 >be a country in Africa >be the shape of fried chicken >be the name Niger you guys can't make this s--- up View Thread Anonymous >>72185247 (OP) # >be f----- on r9k >repost old /b/ threads go back to instagram 02/11/23(Sat)21:30:47 No.72185260

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Anon doesn’t comprehend the reptoid threat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 9gqdkgql 02/11/23(Sat)12:32:24 No.415727843 >Snake Island bombed Wait, what's even there that we need to bomb it? >>415727934 # >>415727976 # >>415728193 # >>415728349 # Anonymous (ID: vfZz5n0G ) >>415727843 # Snakes. 02/11/23(Sat)12:33:47 No.415727934

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Wise words by anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 98 KB JPG 06/09/21 (Wed)19:33:35 No.856438904 >Your daughter comes out as a lesbian How do you react? 83 Replies / 5 Images View Thread Anonymous 06/09/21 (Wed) 22:45:29 No.856448735 >>856438904 (OP) # >Your daughter comes out as a lesbian If I have a daughter she will be forced to be a lesbian, ain't no way I'm letting her get dicked.

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AND THIS IS WHAT MY WONDERFUL GRANDSON GREGORY POSTS ONLINE! B >+fw no Holly Hills gf

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