Notes:

Spanish to English:
Skipper: come on, Kowalsky. tell us a fact all cursed about comics.
Kowalski: Carol Danvers(ms marvel) is probably the most mistreated character by her own publisher. not only did they turn her into an alcoholic after leaving her in a coma, but a writer destroyed the character by telling a story where she was **** by her son, enjoyed her ******** and gave birth to her *******, and where the avengers supported *.
Skipper: don't funky kidding me with that last one,Kowalsky