POLITICAL ALIGNMENT OF THE GREAT APES Bonobo -Matriarchical society -Incredibly horny polyamorous sexual degenerates Chimpanzee -Strict society, those who don't toe the line get the fangs -Engages in Ethnic Cleansing Human -we define ourselves as normal Orangutan -Individualist, doesn't live in groups -Generally chill and non violent unless you violate the NAP 8 Gorilla -Traditional Values: Strongest male protects and leads the group -Highly protective of kids

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Authoritarian The immortal science of materialist Christianity made the master race dialectics is the only permitted world view. weak. Islam in particular must be destroyed. Economic- Left Imagine caring about anything. Economic- Right Sorry, but religion is, like, the patriarchy, sweetie. Slaves of the Archons Wanna buy a brain chip? Or at least a bottle of corn syrup? Libertarian Servants of the Aeons I hate the antichrist!

How is order maintained and the issue of economic scarcity dealt with? Authoritarian Government & Government Property Rights Economic- Left Economic- Right IDK (It's going to be a government) Property Rights Libertarian

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OHIO EPA Visited, took a cursory look around, then said "a-ok, everything seems fine here" Almost completely ignoring contradictory results which show Vinylchloride in the water downstream and in the Ohio River If they're so confident, why won't they drink the water?? 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