Fer' instance. How am I gonna stop some big mean ol' troll from ruining my brony ways of life ?
The answer. Tolerate, and if that don't work. Love and Tolerate. Like my brony buds here that stand by me, proud of me. And best hope…ain't mad at you.
people screaming in the background

" …And when I hit the ground, I had an animal army, and the bullies were never heard from again! HAHAHAHA! Haha… WHEW! Anyway, that's how I got my cutie mark."

"Lissen' up. Eggheads read, Griffins roar, foals play, and filly: I hurt ponies. I'm the goddamn element of Loyalty. If you was from where I was from, you'd be buckin dead!"

"If hands must be cramped when checking checklist, then you must check! Celestia said that."

"Tell me, did anypony find my missing ribbon? No? Then this THE. WORST. POSSIBLE. THING!"

"Partying? You know who parties? Ponies that drown themselves in sasparilla. Real friends have standards: Be polite… Be magical… Have a letter to write for every single week."

"I am Big MacIntosh. And THIS is my cider. It is made with quality 1000-bit apples hyper condensed into apple-y goodness. It cost 120,000 bits to drink this cider… from one… mug."

"What makes me a good zebra? WELL IF I WAS A BAD ONE, I WOULDN'T BE STANDING HERE, CURING YOUR CUTIE POX, NOW WOULD I?"

"Mph mmf fm mphpmf, MF RMF RMPHPHM!?!?!"