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le: 1650081877331026.jpg (85 KB, 657x480) Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)11:15:30 No.181196405 >>181196420 >>181196425 >>181196948 >What's the matter Harry? >...Harry? >H-Harry! HARRY STOP! W-wai >...ahh...ah...ah... >Ohh... good... ness... >Harry...h-harry...HARRY! >y-you came inside... >You... YOU BETTER TAKE RESPONSIBILITY! Or else so help me Harry James Potter I will sit on your face until you learn your lesson! What was J.K. Rowling smoking while she wrote this?

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File: 1742605941914985.png (135 KB, 446x418) ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 12:34:22 No.705990793 >>705990876 >>705991053 >>705991365 >>705991873 >>705993404 >>705993719 >>705993867 >>705994525 >>705996342 >>705997259 >>706000648 >>706002136 >>706002279 >>706005514 >>706005834 >>706006030 >>706007143 >>706010173 >>706013658 >>706013813 >I JUST KILLED A GAME STUDIO WITH MY FREAKING ZEST HAHA! Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 12:35:57 No.705990876 ►>>705991454 >>705990793 (OP) Will China fix Ubisoft once they buy the company for 30 bucks? Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 13:16:03 No.705993404 >>705990793 (OP) >I JUST KILLED A GAME STUDIO why stop there? kill the whole publisher ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 14:08:52 No. 705996505 >>705996845 Ubisoft aint going away incel, these threads are ridiculous. ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 14:17:02 No.705997008 ► What's funny about Yasuke is that there are so many trying to tell his story in recent years and it keeps flopping or failing. The anime was a big flop, just like this will be. The guy from Black Panther was trying to get a Yasuke movie off the ground but then he died of butt cancer. I think I've heard of several other actors trying to make a movie happen, like Michael B Jordan and John Boyega, but nothing has come of it. Yasuke is not as popular as they think he is >> Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 15:39:26 No.706001617 ► I'd like to think Ubisoft knew they were f-----, so the devteam spent the last year going over-the-top with the zesty s---. >Hon hon! >> Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 15:49:05 No.706002067 >>706002429 >>706009167 >>706013331 How does yasuke know japanese? He's a portuguese slave >> ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 17:16:49 No.706006223 File: assasins creed.webm (2.66 MB, 1920x940)-[Close] >>706006730 ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 14:14:27 No.705996845 >>705999248 >>706002695 >>706007157 >>706008463 File: file.png (35 KB, 741x428) Ubisoft Entertainment SA €12.15 +79.35% -46.69 5Y Mar 21, 6:00:00 PM UTC+1 EUR EPA Disclaimer >Game has microtransactions out of the ass >Can spend cash to unlock op gear >Can spend money to unlock the revealed map >Music consists of Hip hop and 'Ching chong wa wa NINJA!' I sincerely hope this kills Ubislop ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 17:37:31 No.706007143 ► File: 1708400513861711.png (494 KB, 1023x763) 1D 5D 1M 6M 100 80 60 40 20 YTD 1Y 5Y MAX 0 2021 2022 2023 2024 2025 >>705996505 Brother, this is not the graph of a company that is "not going away". Their stock is down almost 10% today, a day after their huge release that is supposed to save the company. They have well over two billion dollars of debt. Ubisoft is dead. >>705990793 (OP). >MFW he looked directly at the camera with a smirk and said 'l really am the Assassins Creed: Shadows' ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 18:52:30 No.706010173 ► >>705990793 (OP). I think people will buy this game when more people find out Yasuke sucks d--- and eats c--.

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: zUo4dzyy) 03/20/25(Thu)15:39:22 No.501020304 43 KB PNG >Invent Wokeness >Spread Wokeness to the entire world >Stop being woke while the rest of the world goes to s--- Did America just troll the entire world?

: Anonymous 30 KB JPG 03/19/25(Wed)15:40:34 No.932673980 >be me >work same job for almost 10 years now >get new african co-workers >barley speaks english >says he's solmoli or some s--- >one day see him just sitting at his desk staring at his computer >see he's just staring at pics of neanderthals on google images >ask him what he's doing >he points at screen >"neanderthal white peep-pol descendants" >homosapiens black peep-pol descendants" >"we'ze are superior" >call him a retard and go back to work >he looks at pics of neanderthals all day >fw 3 days and I get pulled into HR >HR is chewing me out for calling him a retard >try to explain my side of things >HR wasn't having any of it >get written up >have to take a dumb 2 week sensitivity online class

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Anon wonders if his friends would grief for him | /r/Greentext

02/26/23(Sun)18:48:44 No.72372946 My childhood "friends" won't go to my funeral once I die. Maybe their parents will do it, since some of them are friends with my parents. But my own "friends"? Nah, they will hear I died, they will shrug and just keep doing whatever they were doing in that moment. Some other friends will never know I died because nobody will tell them. So bassically, nothing I ever did or said will matter. I will probably kill myself soon. And no "friend" will ever care. I haven't talked to them for like 7 years. But I keep dreaming about them every God damn night. I keep thinking about them. Why can't I move on? : Anonymous you can easily return to the past but no one is there anymore 119 KB JPG

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anon is Venezuelan | /r/Greentext

File: 1677555362722250.png (925 KB, 760x1086) Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)13:20:31 No.72407422 [Reply] Im 15 cm and pretty thick yet i still feel small as f--- Cant imagine the pain people with less than me go through Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)13:21:00 No.72407426 >im 15 cm bros a bedbug Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)13:40:12 No.72407556 >>72407581 >>72407426 Where the f--- you live n---- O Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)13:44:08 No.72407581 File: beetle.jpg (37 KB, 500x500) >>72407556 >>72407556 venezuela n----

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Anon doesn’t understand girls | /r/Greentext

601 KB JPG and shamed like one Anonymous Am I the only one who understand how girls can't can walk out dressed like this in public & not be asking for it? Why dress like a slut, if you don't want to be treated >>35175420 # 02/27/17(Mon)14:41:22 No.35175116 >>35175089 (OP) # but they are asking for it just not from you

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Anon fucks up big time | /r/Greentext

/v/ - Video Games Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)19:06:01 No.459443806 >>459444131 >>459444212 >>459444351 >>459444487 >>459444502 >>459444553 >>459444685 >>459444879 >>459444890 >>459444905 >>459445053 >>459445313 >>459445493 >>459445682 >>459446376 >>459446550 >>459447064 >>459447101 >>459447328 >>459447352 >>459447668 >>459441153 >used to walk home from the bus stop every day with a cute tomboy in highschool and we got relatively close >she signed my yearbook at the end of senior year, but I never bothered to look at it >never saw her again after high school >looked back over my yearbook for s---- and giggles after about 10 years, turns out she left her phone number and a message saying that she wanted to hang out with me in the summer and to keep in contact I f----- up ANGRY WELSH NOISESS at a V Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)19:09:31 No.459444212 File: 1371254366387.png (30 KB, 341x317) Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)19:19:58 No.459445313 ► File: Angry Seiba.png (608 KB, 1162x808) - I al daye 00 SAMAN for A A LIVE You are not f-----. OF Here tip WERDE Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)19:31:53 No.459446550 >>459446673 >>459446692 >>459446737 >>459446761 >>459446776 >>459446813 >>459446862 >>459446971 >>459447026 >>459447062 >>459447064 >>459447165 >>459447260 >>459447328 >>459447352 >>459447453 >>459447507 >>459447545 >>459447553 >>459447571 >>459447668 >>459447674 >>459447806 >>459447945 >>459447965 >>459448105 >>459448114 >>459448194 >>459448212 >>459448463 >>459448501 >>459448573 >>459448591 >>459448691 >>459448714 File: Untitled.jpg (2.03 MB, 4032x3024) >>459443806 >>459446550 WHY DID YOU POST THIS IT HURT LESS TO READ WHEN I THOUGHT IT WAS FAI DELETE THIS NOW >>459443806 HOW DO YOU F--- UP THIS BADLY YOU TROGLODYTE, YOU HAD THE CHANCE I WILL NEVER F------ GET AND YOU F------ NUKED IT >>459445493 I misremembered a couple of the details since its been a while, but here BREAKING NEWS 15:38 АААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААА >>459443806 F--- did not f--- up. I'm so glad we parked next to each other! Every morning on my way to school I look forward to walking in with you! I'm also really happy we had economics we will have to, hang out sometime this summer text mes M You could not have f----- up. This s--- is beyond regular f------ up. Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)19:41:08 No.459447571 ► > File: 1256614531835.png (78 KB, 374x252) You f----- up so hard that you went all the way around and are nov on the opposite side. Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)19:21:45 No.459445493 ► >>459446550 >>459443806 >>459444502 no you didnt AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Was she cute? Adm het w Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)19:36:37 No.459447064 >>4594472 File: 04e810b9-1871-4c9a-bf39-5(...).jpg (69 KB, 662x610) in the ce you ga >>459443806 >>459446550 It's been some time since I was this mad. by wh Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)20:11:02 No.459450737 ► File: 1554038483573.png (150 KB, 499x499) CHI >>459443806 >>459446550 АААААААААААААА >>459446550 I don't even have words. The madman wasn't bullshiting and just made me want to go hard drinking. Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)20:24:44 No.459452219 ► File: Hellboy-beer.jpg (27 KB, 340x306) Anonymous 07/2 INTO >>459446550 this is a f----- on an unprecedented scale no words can describe how unfathomably, File: 1460056942333.png (345 KB, 498x568) >>459446550 I have the urge to kill myself just reading this Had it not been for the laws of this land, I would have slaughtered you. incomprehensibly F----- this is jesus h christ this belongs in a f------ textbook Avitus 731% MAD mi Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)19:36:37 No.459447062 ► 13-30 KABA CHURCH 1&2 Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)19:08:47 No.459444131 ▸ File: 1552354040136.jpg (30 KB, 561x421) >>459446550 This is an elaborate joke right? right? 味味A >>459446550 She's probably happily married now, maybe even has kids. Girls like that go fast, the only ones usually left on the market are emcels with no personality. It's for the best though. Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)19:54:44 No.459449054 File: Avitus.png (97 KB, 400x355) Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)19:17:16 No.45944505 Man, this thread is just making me sad. >>459443806 Damn son, you blew it. >>459443806 Jesus christ anon, that hurts my soul >>459446550 I CANNOT TOLERATE IT ANY LONGER Damn. How can you live with such mistake? I'd have searched for her immediately after seeing that message. Maybe there's still time. >>459446550 I AM GOING TO KILL YOU F------ N----- I AM IN ABSOLUTE RAW F------ AWE AT HOW ONE MAN CAN BE SO I HARDLY HAVE A REACTION IMAGE THAT CAN F------ DESCRIBE HOW MAD I AM, JESUS F------ CHRIST GENUINELY KILL YOURSELF. YOU LITERALLY HAD EVERYTHING SET OUT TO YOU ON A GOLDEN PLATTER AND YOU F------ BLEW IT ALL. F--- YOU. 100% Nuclear DOWN TONIGHT WHY? Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)20:12:43 No.459450913 ► ABSOLUTELY F------ RETARDED AND OBLIVIOUS >>459443806 It's been an hour and I'm still f------ enraged. God f------ damn it. Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)20:27:35 No.459452520 ► I though I could walk this off and beat my d--- to forget about this but NO I'm too f------ second hand angry. Jesus christ I haven't been this upset about something so petty in MONTHS. Maybe more than a few years.

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Anon has a Selena Gomez sighting | /r/Greentext

File: 1677225481051361.jpg (156 KB, 1170x1261) Anonymous 02/24/23 (Fri) 22:15:14 No.181024833 >>181024854 >>181024868 >>181024928 >>181024978 >>181025030 >>181025979 >>181026946 >>181027202 >>181027239 >>181027964 I heard selena gomez went into a restaurant, and ate everything in the restaurant, and they had to close the restaurant

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Anon browses r/atheism | /r/Greentext

File: 1677567715430332.png (70 KB, 860x850) Anonymous 02/28/23(Tue) 18:57:10 No.72399414 ► >be me >atheist >never lost an internet debate with a dumb religitard >97 year old great grandmother is dying of cancer >visit her one last time in the hospital >family gathered around her deathbed >she says "at least I get to be with my husband again" >outrageous >tell her that the concept of heaven and hell are made up fairy tales to keep people in line and that she's going into the ground just like everyone els >she dies >family won't talk to me anymore >not invited to her funeral Christfags and their silly fantasies BTFO'd once again. >> Anonymous 02/28/23 (Tue)18:58:14 No.72399426 ► christards btfo and on suicide watch Anonymous 02/28/23(Tue)19:09:19 No.72399496 ► THIS MONKEYS GOING TO HEAVEN

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Anon goes to the zoo. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)16:24:55 No.72407127 >be 6 years old >mom took me to the zoo for the first time >was super excited to see all the animals >saw a sign that said "don't feed the animals" 28 KB JPG >thought it meant don't feed them bad food >decided to share my sandwich with the monkeys >mom looked away for a second >next thing I know, the monkeys have stolen my sandwich >I start crying and mom scolds me for not listening to the sign >fast forward 20 years >still salty about the monkeys stealing my sandwich >vow to never trust a monkey again >go to the zoo and see the same sign >laugh to myself and buy a hotdog instead >monkey starts motioning for me to throw it to him >give him a little piece >monkey gives me a little thumbs up >guess not all monkeys are bad after all

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Anon Senses a Plot | /r/Greentext

. 4h (2/28 18:26) · 72404843 · 16 Re - 0 Img PNG 220KB (512× 422). 07CBDD09-EF1D-41C8-A25A-E17795F3E3C6.png 3 Replies >Very beautiful girl with a fine ass body in my college program keeps getting very close to me in random settings >will seem to stand very up in my personal space any chance she gets >did it in front of her boyfriend a few times who is also in our program which lead to so awkward exchanges of glances between him and I I think she is trying to instigate a fight between me and her bf so she can get horny from her Chad bf beating me up

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: Anonymous (ID: OWN8F7w/ 03/01/23(Wed)07:08:06 No.418023517 >>418023048 (OP) # True story: >At a party at the age of 19 >Drinking >Talking to a girl with big booba >Someone makes a Hitler joke >I say: "Hey man, my grandfather died in a concentration camp." >Record scratch party stopping moment >I conclude: "He fell of the guard tower." >Everyone laughs, including big booba >l glance at her jiggling t---. >Star of David on her necklace >We fugg in the basement later My first Khazar Milkers, lads. It was glorious. 1.92 MB GIF >>418024197 # >>418024392 # >>418024909 # >>418024967 # >>418026798 #

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Anon has an idea for a movie | /r/Greentext

File: picture_1677631906433.png (2.43 MB, 1920x1920) WILD 02/28/23(Tue)22:06:48 No.181186652 Rate my idea for a movie: ☐ Anonymous >Christina Hendricks is the mother of Sophia Lillis and is a successful woman who was abandoned by her husband and because of that she feels alone, devalued and sexually frustrated. >Sophia Lilis is a horny but shy bisexual teenager who has difficulty relating to others and because of that she feels sexually frustrated. >Bryce Dallas Howard is Sophia's aunt and Christina's sister and is a free, open-minded and daring woman. >Upon learning of her relatives' plight, Bryce decides to help them express themselves sexually, and so makes plans to bring mother and daughter together sexually while also inserting herself between the two. >Christina and Sophia have sex and find they love each other deeply and then things get better. >To thank her sister for her help, Christina invites Bryce to dinner and at the end there is an intense o--- that lasts for hours between the three of them. >After this they live a happy life with lots of sex and exploring their deepest sexual desires. >"Cherry Pie" by Warrant plays during the credits It's kino?

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Love your Enemies, for they tell you your Faults | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/26/23(Sun)18:01:36 No.14685186 "The number of purely white people in the world is proportionably very small. All Africa is black or tawny. Asia chiefly tawny. America (exclusive of the new comers) wholly so. And in Europe, the Spaniards, Italians, French, Russians and Swedes are generally of what we call a swarthy complexion; as are the Germans also, the Saxons only excepted, who with the English make the principal body of white people on the face of the earth. I could wish their numbers were increased. And while we are, as I may call it, scouring our planet, by clearing America of woods, and so making this side of our globe reflect a brighter light to the eyes of inhabitants in Mars or Venus, why should we in the sight of superior beings, darken its people?" -Observations Concerning the Increase of Mankind, Peopling of Countries, etc. Benjamin Franklin (1751) ayDbxAV_700b.jpg 48 KB JPG >your Welsh immigrant parents settled Pennsylvania and started a farm to raise you >s--- starts going down with Britain >enlist in the Continental Army and fight through thick and thin >you're even part of Washington's crossing of the Delaware >it's 1784 - the war's been won. Independence, at last >attend ceremony in Philadelpha >H--------, it's f------ Benjamin Franklin himself. the most revered of the FF outside of general Washington >the man himself, one of your personal heroes, catches sight of you >gives you the stink eye and begins muttering something >the only audible words as he walks away being, "tawny bastard"

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Anon tackles the situation. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)10:20:15 No.72404786 >be me >just hanging out in my room >mom and dad are supposed to be sleeping >go to investigate >peek through the door crack >see mom with other dude 48 KB JPG >ohshit.jpg >start hyperventilating >what do I do? >should I tell dad? >no thats too risky >decide to take matters into my own hands >grab a pair of scissors >run into room >cut off a piece of the guys hair >run back to my room >5 seconds later >dad comes into my room >mom's lover is actually dad in a wig >guess they're trying to spice things up

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le: 1650081877331026.jpg (85 KB, 657x480) Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)11:15:30 No.181196405 >>181196420 >>181196425 >>181196948 >What's the matter Harry? >...Harry? >H-Harry! HARRY STOP! W-wai >...ahh...ah...ah... >Ohh... good... ness... >Harry...h-harry...HARRY! >y-you came inside... >You... YOU BETTER TAKE RESPONSIBILITY! Or else so help me Harry James Potter I will sit on your face until you learn your lesson! What was J.K. Rowling smoking while she wrote this?

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