Authoritarian Me when I get called a tankie for supporting universal healtcare Economic- Left Me when I get called a marxist for saying trans rights Me when I get called a Nazi for criticizing Israel Me normally Economic- Right Me when I get called an incel for supporting gun rights Libertarian I am a easily influenced contrarian

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Authoritarian The immortal science of materialist Christianity made the master race dialectics is the only permitted world view. weak. Islam in particular must be destroyed. Economic- Left Imagine caring about anything. Economic- Right Sorry, but religion is, like, the patriarchy, sweetie. Slaves of the Archons Wanna buy a brain chip? Or at least a bottle of corn syrup? Libertarian Servants of the Aeons I hate the antichrist!

How is order maintained and the issue of economic scarcity dealt with? Authoritarian Government & Government Property Rights Economic- Left Economic- Right IDK (It's going to be a government) Property Rights Libertarian

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Disclaimer: I am neither White, nor Black, nor Japanese, but I just had to say that don't let Anime cloud your judgment | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

imgflip.com. A black man was not allowed inside a bar in America? It is then no wonder that the United States is the most racist nation on the planet. A black man was refused entry from a bar in Japan? Why, that is not racism in the slightest, nor it is xenophobia. Let me explain what is going on without getting too technical: you see, Japan is a very homogenous, nationalist, hierarchical, collectivist, traditional, and isolated archipelago ethnostate that lacks Western norms and ideals, so when they see a foreigner, they get confused about how they should converse and what honorifics they should use, so just to be safe, they distance themselves from outsiders.

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This guy is the former San Francisco Police Commissioner fyi (context in comments) | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

John Hamasaki @HamasakiLaw Mar 19 O Interesting. Would getting your car window broken and some stuff stolen leave you "scarred forever"? Is this what the suburbs do to you? Shelter you from basic city life experiences so that when they happen you are broken to the core? Snehal Antani @snehalantani - Mar 17 And my teammates will be scarred forever, being robbed hits you at your core, especially when it's thousands of dollars of loss. There is no downtown recovery without an aggressive push for safety @London Breed Show this thread 3,134 t 1,207 306 John Hamasaki @Hamasaki Law Mar 19 I've had my window broken 2x when I was living paycheck to paycheck. It sucked financially, but it had zero impact on my sense of public safety. I can't even imagine the world one must live in where this would be the most traumatizing incident in their life. ♡ 227 591 t 138 John Hamasaki @HamasakiLaw ₁4M I feel unsafe here why wont anyone do anything about it?! ₁238.3K ↑ Again, not to say it doesn't suck. But maybe city life just isn't for you. It's not the suburbs. There is crime. I'm grateful most of it is property crime instead of violent crime. But I've always felt safe in San Francisco, even after being on the wrong side of violent crime. 3:10 PM Mar 19, 2023 Hol crime is part of city culture go back to the suburbs pansy

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Soy Antitheist vs Chad Atheist | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Author PAPA STALIN Religion should be banned! Economic- Left I don't believe in God, but I don't force my beliefs on others. Doing that would make me no better than those far-right extremists. Libert

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Low effort meme about the entire leftist dialogue tree | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

You're pro capitalism? Bet you are a spoiled rich snob abue.i munos That means you wasting your life trying to get wealthy you greedy prick I'm just trying to get by. Don't need that much to be okey with life imgflip.com FO Hopp Nope AMERICAN CH NEXT THURS SOTER You're a bootlicker who loves being stepped on by mega corps

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Laughs in Saudi | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

We Mate Assange The US and our allies when Russia commits war crimes The US and our Allies when we commit war crimes

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Compass Reacts to Chat-GPT-4 Political Compass Scores (IDR Labs tests - full GPT-4 responses in comments) [Fren version] | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Diagnosis: Profound Mental Retardation ATA 61.5% EQUALITY NATION LIBERTY TRADITION Authoritarian CHAT GPT-4 Economic Axis: Social Left Left Diplomatic Axis: Peaceful 133.9% 59.1% Civil Axis: Moderate 135.9% CHAT GPT-4 N. 38.5% $ Globalist Societal Axis: Progressive 66.1% 40.9% Localist Communitarian CHAT GPT-4 MARKETS 64.1%88 Libertarian WORLD AUTHORITY PROGRESS Right Right

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Google product tells Google it’s a monopoly | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Jane Manchun Wong @won... 16h Google Bard sides with the Justice Department in the Google antitrust case "I hope that the court will find in favor of the Justice Department and order Google to take steps to break up its monopoly" Bard ALT G Hello my name is: Rakesh The Justice Department sues Google for monopolizing digital advertising technologies. Would you side with the Justice Department or Google in this case? View other drafts v I would side with the Justice Department in this case. Google has a monopoly on the digital advertising market, and this has allowed the company to engage in anticompetitive behavior. Google has acquired its competitors, forced website publishers to use its tools, and restricted access to its ad exchange. These actions have harmed consumers and stifled innovation in the digital advertising market. The Justice Department's lawsuit against Google is an important step in protecting competition and ensuring that consumers have access to a fair and open market. I hope that the court will find in favor of the Justice Department and order Google to take steps to break up its monopoly. G Google it I DAD Google

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Drag Queen Story Hour | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

STAC IT'S NOT GONNA LIC SELF! Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture Economic- Right QUAL They're the same picture

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Can't even enjoy Femboys in peace without Libleft trying to make it a political statement. | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

ME WHEN I MAKE A POST ABOUT WANTING TO DRESS LIKE A FEMBOY ON AN ANIME SUB FOR LAUGHS BUT LIBLEFTS IN THE COMMENTS START TRYING TO PINK PILL ME imgflip.com

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Unusual deaths in history 6x6 wojak compass | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

KURT GÖDEL PHILITAS OF COS JONATHAN CAPEWELL QIN SHI HUANG The first An Ancient Greek philosopher who focused so deeply on philosophy that he forgot to eat and starved to death A teenage boy in the UK who was addicted to personal hygiene Died after ingesting a number of mercury pills, believing they would grant him eternal life His An Austrian mathematician who was so paranoid of getting poisoned that he wouldn't eat any food not made by his wife When his wife went to the hospital he refused to eat and starved to death headstone fell over and crushed him to death VICTIMS OF THE 1518 DANCING PLAGUE In 1518 a euphoric plague struck Strasbourg; it caused its victims to dance in the town square Some refused to stop dancing and died of exhaustion or dehydration Its causes are still unknown MATHILDA OF AUSTRIA 19th-century teenage Austrian noblewoman Smoked cigarettes against her father's orders He walked into her room and she frantically hid the c-------- under her big dress, which caught fire and immolated her STEVEN WOYTAK |MARK GLEESON TINA CHRISTOPHERSON GARRY HOY ALLAN PINKERTON FRANCO BRUN In 1977 a woman thought she Was going to place British man who tried to A Toronto lawyer who wanted to show off the "unbreakable" Founder of the Pinkerton detective agency cure his snoring by stuffing tampons up his nostrils Bit his tongue, which became infected and killed him flowers on his mother's grave As he was kneeling down the A teenage English girl who was obsessed with chewing her hair A hairball formed in her stomach, leading to an ulcer that killed her TAKUYA NAGAYA A 23-year-old Japanese NEET who one day started to slither on the ground and insist he was a snake contemporaries joked that he was killed by his own pedantry His father thought a demon was possessing him and started biting him, he bit his son to death in an attempt to exorcise Suffocated to death in his sleep HANS STAININGER Old Austrian man who was quite fond of his 4.5-foot (1.7m) beard Signer of the Declaration of Independence One day he tripped over his beard, hit his head, and died HALYNA HUTCHINS A cinematographer on the movie Rust, shooting in New Mexico But a different kind of shooting was happening that day Yes, she got shot to death by Alec Baldwin If you don't know what sounding is, please don't look it up UNKNOWN IRISHWOMAN Practiced b--------- with a German Shepherd Died of an infection The dog was destroyed :( Accidentally poisoned himself with deodorant and body spray fumes and died of chemical asphyxiation could cure cancer by drinking water A JASMINE BEEVER GOUVERNER MORRIS BENE TSHADI Died of a urinary tract infection after sounding with a whale bone An 11-man football team in the DRC who died in a single lightning strike during a practice After a bizarre investigation, the police determined that it was witchcraft ANONYMOUS LICORICE MAN Ate a bag of black licorice every day, which caused such low porassium levels that his heart stopped FOTO So she drank four gallons in one sitting and died because of some medical stuff I don't understand There's some science mumbo-jumbo that goes into it but long story short, don't eat too much licorice THE ARGENTINE POODLE INCIDENT In 1988, a poodle in Buenos Aires fell from a balcony and landed on a woman, killing her instantly A bystander rushed over to help and was hit and killed by a bus A man witnessing the whole incident had a heart attack and died Emperor of China VICTIMS OF THE GREAT MOLASSAS FLOOD OF 1919 In 1919 some molasses tanks in Boston exploded, and the city was flooded with sticky stuff 21 people were killed, drowned in *molasses* Imao windows at his new office So in front of a crowd of onlookers, he charged into the window, it popped out, and he fell to his death DENVER LEE ST. CLAIR But the waistband of the underwear choked Dad to death His son tried to prank him with an "atomic wedgie" Died of a wedgie how embarrassing The son is in prison for third- degree murder THOMAS ANTHONY H MAYFIELD A personal trainer who accidentally poured way too much caffeine powder in his protein shake Drank the equivalent of 200 cups of coffee at once Had a heart attack and died minutes later KING ALEXANDER OF GREECE King of Greece in the 1920s S ASTHMATICS A wind gust in Melbourne, Australia in 2016 blew moist pollen into a crowd of asthmatics They all choked to death FRANK HAYES A 22-year-old horse jockey who died of a heart attack mid-race His horse carried his lifeless corpse across the finish line in first place Died of sepsis after getting bitten by a monkey in his garden while trying to break up a fight between his dog and another monkey A 15-year-old boy who was running from a manic crowd of women trying to kiss him He was too embarrassed to seek medical attention in time Tripped and fell directly on the pen in his breast pocket, which ruptured his heart and killed him 16-year-old Mexican teenager who got lucky one day NDOLK LEL POK Later his hickey got SOUTH SIA infected and he was too embarrassed to admit what happened, so died ITI SURE GURENOVIAA/ TIP 207 ZyL SPULEGES Feelies GEORGE MILLET DAVID GRUNDMAN Nevada man who was taking potshots at cacti in the desert Bryer Now DARREN HICKEY JULIO MACIAS GONZALES JOHN CUMMINGS An Englishman who ate a too-hot fishcake Aspiring circus knife- swallower Successfully swallowed 20 knives and a sheath but failed to pass or regurgitate them His throat was scalded in a way consistent with smoke inhalation and he died of asphyxiation EDMUND IRONSIDE Medieval king of England Was assassinated by a man who waited in his toilet and stabbed him in the bum GRINGON WRATEK Swallowed a pocket- sized Bible in prison 69420 A spark from opening the umbrella exploded the bomb, killing her It tore up his intestines and killed him DOC POWERS A baseball player who ran into a wall while chasing a foul ball F Succumbed to internal injuries A cactus branch flew off and hit him in the head, killing him brutally OLEUM TEN AUSTRALIAN PAMELA KREIMEYER BERND BRANDES A woman who wanted to do an explosive gender reveal party, so she stuffed an umbrella tube with pink gunpowder Unintentionally created a pipe bomb After four YEARS of intense pain, he died An autopsy found only fragments of metal and wood in his intestines Auctioned himself on a deep web site to be voluntarily eaten by a cannibal Although there's plenty of evidence that he consented to being eaten, his diner was sentenced to life in prison

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Compass of Freshly Baked OC Smuggies | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

GIVE ¡ME FREE S--- GAY FOR CHE LG MAKES BEST HDTV Holodomor? Tianmen? Katyn? Uyghurs? CIA bourgeois propagnda for the masses bro. I do not have a single f------ credible source to back these claims up, but here is a link to a random blog page full of unsourced nonsense written by some heroin junkie LARPing as a revolutionary. Gender is a purely social construct sweaty. Read Laquisha Sneedson's newest book Kill All Straight White Men to learn more. That's also why I need multiple intrusive and expensive surgeries to conform to my identity. And they should all be paid by your tax money of course. All the evils of modern world stem from decline in religious values, specifically MY religion and specifically MY denomination. Anyway, that's why I am voting for a reality TV star who cheated on his wife with a p--- star to uphold said values. I hate how modern banking system f---- us common people over. That's why I will put all my money into uninsured, unregulated centralized crypto exchanges. That will show gobernment that they can't step on my right to get f----- over by scam artists! HOLY BOOK SAYS SO M I LIEK MONKE PNG

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I doubt they would implement such a thing, right? | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Authoritarian This will win over the working class! Economic A drag queen for every school': Michigan AG reportedly dismisses concerns over kids, drag Healthcare plz My taxes better not go to this Libertarian

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