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OBERLIN Where young women go in normal and come out with shaved heads, a dozen Private liberal arts college, emphasis on the "liberal" E OTTERBEIN Everyone there is either a DIII baseball player or a communications major F Teelies tattoos, a butch girlfriend, and a degree in Africana Studies IS REALLY emphasizing its social justice programs recently and has gotten in trouble for affirmative action KENYON Ohio's *second*- biggest party school Tiny college that has produced an insane number of famous alumni: John Green, Paul Newman, Edwin. Stanton, Rutherford B. Hayes... Extremely selective and prestigious, proud of its emphasis on writing and journalism CINCINNATI Known for its drug culture and being located in an aggressive gang neighborhood Nobody goes here and stays in Cincinnati CASE WESTERNTOHIO STATE JOHN CARROLL Elitist nerds who pass out after one sip of alcohol Private Jesuit Religion is part of education, Higher grad student population than undergrad Pretentiously high-cultured, look down on everyone else on the compass Endearingly-simple, Akron's innocent little brother Their mascot is a penguin Imao KENT STATE For Cleveland-area students who couldn't scrape a 3.0 in high school Their entire reputation is the 1970 massacre and they're trying to distance themselves BOWLING GREEN Got a D+ average in high school? Here's your full ride to BGSU! YOUNGSTOWN STATE CLEVELAND STATE WRIGHT STATE For Clevelanders who didn't get the best grades and who never want to leave Cleveland Literally built on land donated by the USAF, fetishizes aviation Cranks out nurses and secretaries like The most prestigious college in the state, and they'll never let you forget it nobody's business Incredible superiority complex, and way too proud of their sports In the 1980s they were a party school for stupid people, but now it's very hard to get into and produces well-polished professionals Has a weird, unearned superiority complex, especially about its subpar sports DAYTON The most quintessentially- Ohioan of all Ohio colleges Right- leaning, crazy-high tuition, STEM focus AKRON Tries to be a party school, is much more of a drug school university and alcohol is banned from campus High dropout rate, nicknamed "crackron" Huge theology BENEEM program, it's a priest mill Huge emphasis on engineering, mostly men A big portion of graduates go directly into the Air Force after graduating MIAMI UNIVERSITY Direct pipeline from trust funds and private high schools Pretty much everyone is in a frat and majors in business, then goes and works for a consulting firm and makes $85k/year OHIO UNIVERSITY The biggest party school in Ohio, perhaps America Students go there to become alcoholics, gain 20 pounds, and graduate with a 2.7 GPA and a degree in communications, then marry someone they met at a frat party and pop out six hill- children

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