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Anonymous (ID: wetO4CeE) >be ezra miller >have a penis >don't have t--- 06/10/23(Sat)03:50:05 No.430100036 >not a dude though >exist outside confines of socially constructed gender codes I'll call a dude she if a n---- identifies as a bitch but I refuse to call a nOnBiNaRy person they. He or she. Pick one you entitled f-----

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: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

IT'S OVER ► Chud 9 days ago Nº20669 [Reply] >>20670 >>20709 >>20764 I genuinely believe it's literally over for me. >did not participate in any clubs during hs >never made any friends because of the high percentage of lg hivaids in my school >didnt take any ap nor college courses to bump up my gpa. >never had a real friendship because of them being Ig hivaids >didnt participate in any senior activity or event >old 'cord messages from 2021 got leaked of me saying i hate ni , f, and tr what the f--- did I do wrong in life? why are so many people part of lg hivaids? is it geniuenly over? sometimes, I miss the old middle school days of me doing stupid s--- like sniffing markers.

Daily Daily Mail US @DailyMail - 1m mail American women denounce men and sex as .com 600 revenge for Trump election win trib.al/MCBOOSJ 3 271 2 ili 140 IMG_9025.jpg 651 KB JPG Sorry, bros. But sex just isn't happening anymore. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article- 14049931/american-women-boycott-sex-men-revenge- election-trump-kamala-harris.html Anonymous (ID: Pil/kYhY) 11/07/24(Thu)07:39:34 No.487437451 >>487437006 (OP) # >Trump not even in office yet >Gets women to stop being w----- voluntarily. 15 KB PNG >>487445048 # >>487445214 # >>487452134 # >>487457290 # >>487461260 # >>487464974 # >>487465414 # >>487467206 # >>487469969 # >>487470460 # >>487470855 # >>487473285 # 197175206 # 197176206 # 1971776 11 # 197101015 #

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[Index] [Catalog] [Bottom] 000b3740368afc66538e00454(...).jpg (37 KB, 850x476) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 06/09/23(Fri)22:35:24 No.900690378 >>900690528 >be me >redditor fo the past 15 years >create greentext for r/greentext >post it for hella karma >you mad, bros? Anonymous 06/09/23(Fri)22:39:13 No.900690528 >>900690378 (OP) huh? [Index] [Catalog] [Top] [Update]

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Anon having good life | /r/Greentext

216 KB PNG >be me >at the beach >see topless hottie >booba.jpeg >life is good

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>>84048818 >>84051555 >>84047845 >grotesque masculine hulking subhuman enters women's bathroom and attacks little girl wow, Rowling, real subtle

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Anon wants a refund | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 37 KB JPG 06/10/23(Sat)07:19:48 No.900691994 Please tell me there is an afterlife where there is only happy and fun and no sad and no suffering. I want a refund from God 06/10/23(Sat)07:20:52 No.900692022 : Anonymous >>900691994 (OP) # Nope, you get your one life on earth and then its over. So dont waste it, and if you try to waste that of others you deserve every bit of pain you being upon yourself. : Anonymous 06/10/23(Sat)07:20:54 No.900692023 there is an afterlife where there is only happy and fun and no sad and no suffering. : Anonymous make the best of what you got i'm at a point where losing a limb or severe facial damage wouldn't even stop me stop giving up and stop fapping seriously 06/10/23(Sat)07:23:04 No.900692106 06/10/23(Sat)07:53:53 No.900693185 : Anonymous >>900691994 (OP) # Convert to Islam anon, do good to people, worship god properly, and you will be granted Jannah (Heaven) رأت ولا أذن سمعت ولا خطر على بال بشر حيث لا عين رأت ولا أذن 06/10/23(Sat) 07:58:00 No.900693330 : Anonymous >>900691994 (OP) # look man, sometimes a man's got to do what he's meant to do when he's meant to do it, even if he doesn't really want to. your memories should be of fun and friendship and the weakness within the strength of youth, for reasons undefined. don't you realize that evil lives in the m------------ skin?

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Anon reacts to Reddit censoring the stabbing of children by a migrant in France | /r/Greentext

File: redditsucks.png (99 KB, 964x714) C Posted by u/zarabarrus 11 hours ago 310 France stabbing attack leaves several children seriously wounded in Annecy, in the French Alps Removed - Duplicate 57 Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/europe. Moderators remove posts from feeds for a variety of reasons, including keeping communities safe, civil, and true to their purpose. Posted by u/LeMonde_en 11 hours ago Annecy: Several children injured in knife attack. The suspect, a Syrian refugee, has been arrested. Removed - Duplicate Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/europe. Moderators remove posts from feeds for a variety of reasons, including keeping communities safe, civil, and true to Posted by u/JohnMVP 17 hours ago ↑ 29 Children among several stabbed in Annecy attack Not Appropriate Subreddit Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/worldnews. Moderators remove posts from feeds for a variety of reasons, including keeping communities safe, civil, and true to 188 France stabbing: Children attacked by knifeman in Annecy park - BBC News Not Appropriate Subreddit Anonymous (ID: gypral5m) 06/08/23(Thu)20:04:51 No.429938001 I don't know what this reddit place is, but I assume you are a dumb person for visiting it About Community >>429938074 r/europe Europe: 50 (+6) countries, 23 746M people... 1 subreddit. Created Jan 25, 2008 About Community r/europe Europe: 50 (+6) countries, 230 746M people... 1 subreddit. E About Community r/worldnews A place for major news from a world, excluding US-internal r Cicalcu jail 29, 200O Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/worldnews. Mnrleratore remnie nnoto from faerlo for a varietunf resonne, including beanina nammunities cafe civil and true th No mention of the Annecy attack on Reddit. Remember brown people are incapable of doing bad things Anonymous (ID: WJYEXX) [+06/08/23(Thu)20:0 You'd think reddit's hatred of religion would be enough to balance this out but nope. Anonymous (ID: aJ+3BJsf | 06/08/23(Thu)20:03:49 No.429937925 >>429937750 (OP) Don't let the public know our s----- policies endanger your children! r/worldnews A place for major news from a world, excluding US-internal n

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Anon goes to the club | /r/Greentext

Did I f--- up? >go to club >see girl eyeing me >approach her >we dance and drink and end up going back to her hotel room >we cuddle and sleep next to each other while i'm in my underwear So when was the sex part supposed to happen? Or was it? I'll be seeing her again tonight.

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Anonymous 06/09/23 (Fri)22:23:01 No.34978798 >>34978808 >>34978809 >>34978932 >>34978978 >>34979147 >>34979632 >>34979877 >>34979888 >be advanced technology alien >crash Anonymous 06/09/23(Fri)22:24:22 No.349788C

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Anon's road to divinity | /r/Greentext

45 KB JPG >be me >21M >wants to embody and make something divine/superanimal >things like music, art, engineering, science, all things that animals cannot fathom I consider divine >tries music but is too boring after a while of not being able to sight read pieces instantly like some can >tries drawing but is bad at it and constantly debating whether to do music instead >tries le meditation but does not accomplish anything apart from sitting like a retard trying to let go of control. Also no cool prophantasia visuals. >too brainlet and lazy to do engineering or math. How the f--- anons? How do I find my one autistic interest to latch unto and study the hell out of? Full fledged autists have it too good.

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Anon talks about Lumumba | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/09/23(Fri)23:19:43 No.900673482 >Be me >Autistic >Never really had much luck with the ladies in my high school days >Now I'm in uni, I'm doing alright, mostly by larping as a normalfag >The other day, I was in a girls dorm room with her roommate and boyfriend >We were playing Mario Kart on their Switch >Thus far, I'd gotten by alright. Kept the conversation about stuff like Love Island and getting drunk. 386 KB JPG >As we're playing Mario Kart, I use the blue shell against the girl I'm trying to f--- >Yell "Damn, bitch! You got Lumumba'd" >They ask what i just said >At that point, my autism kicks in and I spend the next 5 minutes talking uninterrupted about Patrice Lumumba getting democratically elected, planning to nationalise Congolese resources and the CIA and Belgian operatives working to overthrow him and install Mobutu and how my joke worked because Lumumba was put to death by firing squad >I talk so quickly they can't interrupt >When I finish, they all seem pretty quite and slightly freaked out. I didn't end up having sex and have been left on delivered (probably half swiped) for several day I hate my autism at this point

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Anon develops a new AI business plan | /r/Greentext

is this ethical? help. >be me, wedding photographer in NYC >wedding costs are going up, photographer is the first thing to cut >decide to undercut the market, offering Al generated photos of people at their weddings at a 75% discount using stable diffusion 1.53 MB PNG >brides actually love this, I make their weddings look like their Pinterest dreams, bride can look as skinny and hot as she wants >I print 100 photos for each bride, currently doing 10 brides per day >I'm making 5x my old income with no overhead, no cameras >lots of free time, talking to bridesmaids all day to make them look hot too, feelsgoodman >people who can't afford weddings use me, look super happy, cry when they see the photos >talked to friend in the same biz: struggling, no clients, heard there was some guy making Al generated wedding photos, f--- Should I keep doing this? I feel bad for my friends, but I'm getting rich

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Anon is a victim of gamer oppression | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 9 KB JPG 07/08/19(Mon)02:44:22 No.804134604 >be me >30 something anon who's never gotten laid unless you count my loli body pillow >decide to go downtown for an anime convention >on subway >see a girl with bright pink hair get a raging hard on >immediately >waddle over >pull out a tendie from my pocket >"care for a tendie, milady?" >she looks weirded out so i go in for the kiss real smooth like >she f------ kicks my balls >sprints out of the train, screaming "help" >why do people treat us gamers like this?

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Anon visits his coworker | /r/Greentext

9h (10/2 15:14) 65605696 17 Re 3 Img JPG 14KB (403 × 335) 10 Replies >construction work >coworker Tyrone(yes, actually Tyrone) forgot his safety glasses >ask him if I should bring them to him >he says yes but "cant pay you a dollar", gives me address >he lives in a complete ghetto, absolute s------- >find his apartment, s------- my pants >opens door, says come in >his apartment is a tiny one room one >the only things there are a f------ light bulb, a run-down couch, and a sink and boiler >no actual kitchen or fridge or anything else >all his s--- is on the ground, the only food is cup ramen with chicken or beef flavor >s--- ton >no internet either >gives me some prepared ramen cup as a thank you >ask him if hes a minimalist or some s--- >"nah bro i hate my life so im saving money to hop social classes" >he invests 95% of his income into stocks, crypto and some shady s--- >he doesnt have any family or close friends, the apartment is everything he owns >starting working the day he got a high school diploma >ask him how much money hes saving >"i got like 2.3 mil right now but Im not stopping until I have 5mil, III probably kill myself if the stock market crashes and I lose it all. Go hard or go home" >hes been living like this for 11 years

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