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REVENGE LIST When I was a teenager I definitely kept grudges. Whenever someone wronged me I made sure to write down who they were and what they did, and I never forgot. This list was called my "revenge list." I hate food waste, so in order to minimize it, An example: over the I try to buy almost exactly the number of calories I need and I ration my food on paper I haven't touched it since 2016 but it's still on my phone past seven-day period I've rationed myself 8 eggs, 8 strips of bacon, 8 ounces of ground coffee, 10 slices of bread, 4 bananas, 3 apples, 1 onion, 3 tomatoes, 4 ounces of cheese, 24 ounces of chicken, and 3100 calories of pasta. I do not exceed these strict parameters. QUANTIFYING QUALITY CAE RATIONING TEMP CHECK CHESS OBSESSION Every day, I make an active effort to answer the question "are you happy?" through strictly objective data So, using a 10-point formula, I calculate and graph my quality of life. Whenever anyone asks how I'm doing, I show them the chart. ROMANIA BOYCOTT Every Romanian person I've met has harmed my life in some way, so starting in 2019 I began a lifelong boycott of Romanian people and products Even if I won a free luxury trip to Romania I wouldn't take it F------ Italian wannabe posers, disgusting people and land In summer months I go out into the local park and gather strawberries, blackberries, juneberries, and edible mushrooms TRASH HUNTING I live in a college town and people throw out so much valuable s--- simply because they can't move it The last week of July is like Christmas to me I've found two working laptops, a phone, lots and lots of chargers and earbuds, jewelry, even cash I think everyone I try and convince needs to try either acid or shrooms at least once in life everyone I meet who has even a remote FILING Whenever I get to know someone well enough, I start a file on them interest in drugs that they have to do hallucinogens I even offer to buy hallucinogens for them, that's how much I care about this 2 These files include pictures I've taken of/ with the person; dialogue I've shared with them; and detailed biographical information regardless of This way, I can how I'm feeling, I catch aberrations take my temperature at least once Whenever I bring up an obscure detail to a friend they seem impressed at my memory, but in reality it's because I studied their file before our meeting I have music playlists for specialized, sometimes very unique situations early on and know I'm getting sick before it happens 10/10 works every time, but I go through about four thermometers a year TE It's much, much easier for me to visualize a kilometer than a "Mile" Annoys my friends and family when they ask about distances and I VOCAB Whenever I read a book with lots of unfamiliar vocabulary, I make a point to take the words I don't know and save them for later Then, whenever I'm writing anything later on (usually my journal), I incorporate the new words give it to them in metric; it's their fault for using an inferior system FORAGING PLAYLISTS SHOWER VERBS There are so much edible plants all around us and we simply don't take advantage How do I keep my eight languages so sharp? I drill verb conjugations in the shower For example, I have a "September 18" playlist, and a "flight shorter than three hours" playlist I have over 110 playlists LEMONADE KARMA Call it superstition, but I believe it's good karma to stop at every children's lemonade stand I see KIDS' NAMES | IRREDENTISM PERSONAL ANTHEM have a personal anthem that I sing to myself before ceremonial events It's actually pretty good and better than half the national anthems out there I've lost so many quarters, man Although I prefer men and I'm not at all likely to get married, I have the names of my first 10 children all lined up and ready to go They're mostly Renaissance Italian names such as "Leonardo," "Dante," and "Niccolò"; and "Ophelia" and "Adriana" Ashamed to admit it, but this is my second- favorite film genre I don't give a s--- what my wife thinks these will be their names METRIC SYSTEM LETTERS CONTACT SPORTS FLIGHT PLAN I rowed and college, I've fully transitioned to using the metric system for distances although I live in the US I still send physical letters and I have stationary with a personalized letterhead I adore contact sports and practice them at every opportunity I will enroll my sons in them at an early age I bike most places, and whenever I go on an unfamiliar bike ride I file a "flight plan," where I chart my route and they waypoints across which I must vector I used to do it with everyone but now I only do it with my grandparents because I had a peer block me because he thought the practice was creepy Adult dramas think they have to be too gritty or complex or character focused, a lot of kids movies are easy to understand, beautiful to look at, and uplifting in scope I love chess and I play an average of 5-10 blitz games every day Whenever I'm bored it's my default activity I've kept a journal every day for over 10 years; it's now over 2.5 million words in length I probably would've enlisted in the military were it not for the fact that you're not permitted to journal Out-f-------loud, I run through the same sentence in every language, then I challenge myself with unique variations My RA freshman year politely asked me to stop because it sounded like mentally ill rambling (my words not his) I am a proud Italian irredentist and I think this is the one thing Mussolini got right I consider Slovenia, Croatia, and even Alb*nia to be rightful Italian soil I consider this time of day to be sacred and transient, so it's important to appreciate it at every possible opportunity My peers think it's weird Mare f------ Nostrum CHOKING I'm really, really into choking Thus, I know exactly how long I slept based on how many songs have passed by the time I wake up And I'm not talking about the playful, flirty stuff I want to start passing out and leave bruises It's a power thing I think? JOURNALING HISTORY REVIEW CLASSICAL MUSIC It's my single proudest achievement and largest consumer of time Every morning when I wake up, I reread my journals to see what I was doing 1, 2, 5, and 10 years ago today My favorite I don't know any genre of music other person who is classical, I'm a shares this affinity, huge nerd about my friends think it's straight up weird it but at least they're impressed when I identify a piece used in media within seconds I think they toughen a man up and put him in touch with his ancestors HALLCUINOGEN KIDS' MOVIES NAPTIME MUSIC COFFEE SAMBUCA EVANGELISM I have a naptime playlist and whenever I take a nap (~2x/week) I listen to it until I fall asleep Reading my own history guides the present day PREREQUISITE HEMINGWAY Before I write anything narrative, I require myself to read a Hemingway work for at least one hour SUNRISES/SUNSETS GOOGLE MAPS Very often, no matter if I'm working or playing a game or f------ or whatever, I will stop what I'm doing, drop everything, and run outside to see the sunrise or sunset He has the best writing style I've ever read, so I want mine to emulate it During phone calls, I go on Google Maps and drive around random roads I'm not sure where this behavior started, but it's a compulsion Every morning, no matter what I'm doing that day, I put sambuca in my coffee I've gotten so used to the taste that regular coffee tastes like dirt It's called "The Auxiliary's Hymn" OPERATIONS/ OFFENSIVES I admire military strategy and whenever I make plans for anything as small as doing a paper, I set about a detailed plan and call it an "operation" In Europe I've shelled out €2-4 extra just so I can taste familiarity Combine enough related operations, and I call it an "offensive." I go on 2-5 offensives per year F---, I wish there was ATC for ground vehicles. S--- would be so lekker. I HAVE NEVER SEEN A VAGINA They've learned never to hand me the aux LOOSE CHANGE I pick up loose change wherever I see it, and I'm so frugal that I count the *loose change I've found on the ground* as part of my income during my budgeting On average, I find $1.30/ year MANIPULATIVE PHOTOSHOP I mildly photoshop any picture of myself destined for public release to make myself appear ever-so-slightly taller I've noticed a legit change in how people perceive me online when they think I'm 5'10", and not 5'7" It's wrong and I know it ARREST NIGHTMARES I have nightmares a lot and the most common theme is getting arrested I've talked to people about it and I've concluded that it's because I feel insanely guilty over my various petty crimes POLISHED ACCENT I resent working-class accents and inferior forms of English, so I've made sure to tailor my spoken English so it sounds as posh as possible ETHNIC DIPLOMACY Every person, regardless of who they are or where they come from, is an ambassador of his or her ethnic group GM An example: in pronouncing "trouble" I don't say "chruble," but "turuble." Or in pronouncing "issue" | don't say "ishue," but rather "issyou." Supermac's HELMET TOUCH When I leave my apartment, I touch my lacrosse helmet for luck It's purely superstition, but I think it gives me at least courage I'm obsessed with emulating the experiences had by my ancestors HISTORICAL EMULATION If you are, for example, a Pole who does something mean or trash, my opinion of all Poles will fall; if you are an Indian who does something virtuous or honorable, my opinion of all Indians will rise I'm in my mid-20s but I see myself as geriatric already, mostly because I keep an Excel sheet of ethnicities and their rising and falling scores If you're curious, the best ethnicity according to my accounting is Czech/Slovak and the worst is...I don't want to get banned most of my friends are Gen Z ADVENTURE FLAG I have a personal flag and I take with with me whenever I travel JAUNAM x32 Thus, I've done s--- like eat maggots; run two miles naked; and, most egregiously, purposely gas myself I see it as marking my territory PREENING Mentally, I'm about 18 For the third one, I locked myself in a closet with a portable grill and I combined hot sauce and bleach in a pan then filled the room with smoke I pose with it on mountaintops, in warzones, with waterfalls, in lakes... I preen myself to look as young as possible so as not to let on I'm 3-5 years older than my friends ELEVATOR GAME Whenever I'm in It tends to scare an elevator, no the other matter the context, occupants I go into a corner because they're and face the wall trapped in this box with a freak who's facing the corner Sometimes I make loud, unpredictable screeches, it adds to the fun

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