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>calls 911 >still spazzing on floor c--- in hand >ambulance arrives >be me >mega coomer >in room >fapping >get to my orgasm >orgasm so f------ hard i cant see or move or think >turns out i had a seizure and an orgasm >mom walks in on my spazzing on the floor holding my d--- >takes picture?? >emts see me spazzing on floor >go to hospital >get mri >i have brain tumor >not cancer >they can remove it >after surgery i check social media >see post about me >they belittle me and the p--- i was watching >"Big Busty Milf tells you how loved you are after intense and sensual f------" >mom goes on facebook tells same story, word for f------ word what do now anons

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.
Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?
: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today
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