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Anonymous 12/26/21 (Sun)20:04:15 No.869372782 ► >>869372993 >>869378511 >>869379634 >>869381295 >>869371487 (OP) > Alright so, hooked up with this girl and she asked if I was cool that she was in an open relationship. No worries, I thought, definitely no attachments, this works. > So she messages and asks if I want to come over, but says her boyfriend's there and it's cool. I had no idea what to expect. > But I did not expect to get there, and get introduced to this guy who's painting his f------ warhammer miniatures >So i get introduced and he asks me some s--- about whether I like his color choice for a bit and then we go to the next room and he keeps painting these things while I bang his girl >Two weeks later she messages and says "there's a group of guys over" and can I come over > So the way she writes I think there's some gangbang and I'm going to legit feel like a p--- star and rush over >I get there and there's some f------ warhammer tournament in her house >Like thirty incels wanting to show me there f------ toys. It was like a f------ reddit meetup >Then literally the only girl there asks me to come to the back room and f--- her t Daddy Hey babe! Come over and f--- me! There'll be tons of dudes though, is that ok? Of course! Time to be a f------ pornstar! Are those two having sex up there again? Who cares about that s--- when there's battles to be won lol Totally, dude. Nice color choice by the way!

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Anonymous 04/03/25(Thu)15:52:26 No.707251075 What I am about to tell you is going to sound shocking. >Netflix get their hands on DMC >right away start going "WHAT IF DEMONS WERE LE MISUNDERSTOOD AND LIKE LE PEOPLE" >show a f------ middle east style USA invasion of Hell What the f---

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: pyjlQNmR ) Settings Mobile Home 04/02/25(Wed)22:43:01 No.502171876 Trans people are now fleeing the US for Germany... because of Trump 3 things I can do as a trans person in Germany that I CAN'T in the U.S. I'm a trans American 322 KB PNG What is it with Europe that attracts the worst kind of immigrants in the world? America gets to have trad Christian Mexicans whereas we get browns and mudslimes who leech from the economy and r--- the ground that women and girls walk on. I know we could do with some more white immigrants but given the fact that the white ones we get are fugly leftist troons who will vote for, in addition to more of the first thing, more taxes, less cars, less meat, less single family homes because f--- America for god forbid having a work ethic and ((Mostly)) Christian values.

: Anonymous 477 KB PNG >however 04/03/25(Thu)21:50:48 No.80861614 >finally find a decent company after all these years >a group of decent coworkers >all the guys are chill, all the girls are sweet >no drama, no b-------, good salary, just really decent people >finally...peace >one small issue >now the bad guy is me

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$File: D2BBB9A2-FC77-4833-9B2B-3(...).png (65 KB, 500x396) O Anonymous 05/21/22(Sat)05:41:28 No.878562207 [Reply] >be me >26 years old, smoked weed daily for 10 years >shoot people down when they tell me to quit >girlfriend constantly insisting we should stop >finally give in >1-2 days in and it's sucks >can't sleep or concentrate >make it to a week >start having more energy >wake up in a better mood >serotonin actually deploys through normal activities\hobbies >feelsgoodman$

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: Anonymous (ID: 7z10MwnH >be me >british 米 >conquer 1/3 of the world for spices >seasoning their food only with salt and water >food taste like a wet drywall 6 KB PNG 05/21/22(Sat)20:42:08 No.15266365

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: Anonymous ? 86 KB JPG 05/21/22(Sat) 03:23:51 No.878540004 >be me >wake up >eat >work >eat >browse the same three websites repeatedly for 3 hrs >sleep >repeat What the f--- is the point of life?

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Anonymous 66845319 21 hr. ago >>66844503 (OP) >doing cardio at gym >qt3.14 on treadmill next to me >ask her if she wants to grab a coffee after her workout >she declined >"Well we had a good run" >force my whole body to become limp >fly backwards off treadmill into the dumbbell rack behind me 8 REPLIES

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: Anonymous LADbible Australia LAD BIBLE AUSTRALIA 2d. The Marvel comic book writer will now be able to keep up his cameo appearances from beyond the grave. 439 LAD BIBLE AUSTRALIA U.S.MAIL MARVEL SIGNS DEAL TO HAVE C.G.I STAN LEE APPEAR IN FUTURE FILMS 56EF6ED1-3ED2-4DB7-A0A6-C9B6E8DCBABE.jpg 1.59 MB JPG >Ah finally, I can rest easy knowing I can come in the theaters again 05/20/22(Fri)23:11:21 No.878548315

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Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)17:15:05 No.854186812 Zoomers >lets goooo >finna >no cap >vibing 103 KB JPG >rn >fr >ion 42 Replies / 9 Images View Thread

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12/29/18(Sat)18:31:43 No.788513303 >be me 17 today >into erotic hypnosis >Family out to dinner obviously didn't invite my autistic ass >thisismynight.pepe >get completely nakey >lay on bed and play some thot hypnotisis audio on speaker : Anonymous 23 KB JPG >Dropse me in a trance >Turns out to be some femdom sissy s--- >asks me to lick p---- >Ofukyea.kek >the whole time I'm so aroused my pp leaking c-- >She finally commands me to c-- >Best orgasm of my life >open eyes >mom is sobbing on the floor >Dad is screaming about how I was jamming my tongue in n out >Never heard them come in cuz in trance >They both ignore me around the house >What do /b/?

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>be me, 4th grade >be kid no one likes >at recess, a------ kids offer me 5 dollars to bitchslap a goose on the playground 20 KB JPG >hell yeah pokemon card money >run up to goose, and slap that f----- >goose goes a------, and begins to attack me >start screaming and running like a bitch >goose chases >I turn around, and grab the f------ throat, and spin it around like mario in mario 64 >pic related >never did get my 5 dollars *x 700 #120

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Anonymous (ID: qcqw+HFF) 167 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: 7/3bbaXz Best thread on 4chan right now >>267225105 # 07/09/20(Thu)23:57:38 No.267224774 >gf keep farting during sex >i tell her to stop >stop what >stop farting >im not farting >keep f------ her >she keeps farting 07/10/20(Fri)00:00:08 No.267225026

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: Anonymous Asking a girl out 78 KB JPG frogposters? 11/14/20(Sat) 18:25:14 No.60909992 >be me >20yrs old >Lifes good >Ask some girl I found attractive out >She refuses >Lifes still good How are you doing my fellow

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Anonymous 06/02/17(Fri)21:42:54 No.9005626 nuggets.jpg 478 KB JPG What is your largest fast food order? Anonymous 06/03/17(Sat)00:25:47 No.9006160 >>9005626 (OP) i was in the phillipines and ordered 30 yum burgers from jollibees because they were so cheap my action caused a huge scene because i was in a remote city that rarely sees white people, and the magnitude of burgers i ordered >>9006183 # 229006205 # Anonymous 06/03/17(Sat)00:45:01 No.9006205 >>9006160 >Never see a white person in all 35 years of your life >Hear stories about how much they eat >Think that impossible, nobody could stomach that much! >One day, skinny white man arrives >Astounding! >What a novelty! >But surely the rumors must be false, see how thin he is >Follow him into local Jollibees to confirm >He orders 30 f------ burgers >3 f------ 0 >Go home to wife >Tell her we must sell everything >Need to open hotdog stand in America >We will be fabulously wealthy

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