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File: mGREgg.gif (2.2 MB, 480x270) >> F--- REDNECKS Anonymous (ID: 76R50Yab They're impossible c---- to please >Hate coastal elites >Live in Biloxi >Hate the feds >Cry for fed bailout after every hurricane >Want trad lifestyle >Obsessed with fauxcest and BBC cuck p--- >Get Trump, illegal abortion, and end affirmative action >Cry that you're "losing the culture wars" >Threaten insurrection, secession, civil war >Have nothing to complain about - certainly no big economic and social issue like slavery You can't please these f------ people. They'll just constantly make demands forever. Nothing will ever be good enough for them. Anonymous (ID: 04sc8GSE 08/13/23(Sun)23:44:07 No.437871210 City sticking n----- lover Anonymous (ID: Q9p0j3RH >>437870916 (OP) >>Have nothing to complain about - certainly no big economic and social issue like slavery Lol 08/13/23(Sun)23:45:01 No.437871262 >>437871516 Anonymous (ID: 2iPBDU/2 08/13/23(Sun)23:46:26 No.437871369 >>437871657 wheres your meme flag OP? Anonymous (ID: 76R50Yab 08/13/23(Sun)23:48:21 No.437871516 File: lake-nona-fggt.gif (412 KB, 220x220) >>437871210 570lbs of mamma's finest chicken fried chitlins and sausage gravy 08/13/23(Sun)23:40:19 No.43

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Anonymous 01/28/25(Tue)06:33:18 No.207217193 Mao offered 10m women for trade with US Mao Zedong proposed sending 10 million women to the United States during talks with top US envoy Henry Kissinger in 1973, according to newly released documents. He first suggested sending 'thousands' of women, but as an afterthought proposed '10 million', drawing laughter at the meeting, also attended by premier Zhou Enlai. Dr Kissinger, who was president Richard Nixon's national security adviser at the time, told Mao that the US had no 'quotas' or 'tariffs' for Chinese women, drawing more laughter. 'Let them go to your place. They will create disasters. That way you can lessen our burdens,' he said. 'Do you want our Chinese women? We can give you 10 million. Dr Kissinger then tried to highlight to Mao the threat posed by the Soviet Union and other global concerns of the era. But Mao dragged the talks back to the topic of Chinese women. >Chinese cent... ACK! 1x1vltkdvkfe1.jpg 124 KB JPG Anonymous BWC ONLY CH! 01/28/25(Tue)06:35:09 No.207217247 >>207217193 (OP) # GODDAMN F------ NIXON AND KISSINGER I SWEAR 742 KB GIF >>207217793 # >>207219375 #

Anonymous 08/03/21(Tue)12:57:47 No.80646293 1618542645521.jpg 39 KB JPG >>80645680 # >every morning I break out of my house >every night I break in >I do not sleep >I only repair the damage and perfect my defenses >I hunger for the day that I am either entombed forever or effectively exiled from my own house

jay bauman.jpg 26 KB JPG >sees a pair of t--- in a movie >instantly starts projecting his own fantasies about how uncomfortable the woman must be, how creepy and gross it is, how it's demeaning and exploitative >sees a person get cut in half >absolutely amazing, 10/10, greatest thing ever Anonymous >>207888330 (OP) # 01/15/25(Wed)00:37:53 No.207888362 The difference is that violence in movies isn't real. No one is actually being cut in half in a movie. Whereas nudity is real, you're looking at an actual human being fully exposed.

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Anon is Republican. | /r/Greentext

File: Republitoad.jpg (37 KB, 684x653) O Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)21:15:06 No.877057996 [Reply] >Be me, Republican >Start my day by firing up facebook >Do routine cleanup of blocking anyone that disagrees with my opinions >Gotta keep my confirmations biased >Do my morning lookups researching reasons why Biden/abortion/gun control is bad >Report websites that say otherwise to Google >Turn on Fox news >There's a protest against abortion bans downtown! >Everyone I talk to on Facebook says that is bad! >Grab my gun and 15 American flags >Drive downtown yelling out window and shooting gun in air >Get to protest and tell them they can't protest because we are protesting and it's our free speech! >They try to yell something about free speech for them, but their opinion is wrong therefore they don't get free speech! >Shoot guns to scare them away >Plant the American flag >Cops arrive and congradulate me on my patriotism while standing on the neck of a pregnant woman >Get home, TV news shows some idiot shooting a gun out of his truck and at a group of protestors >Get mad because that guy is going to make my people look bad >They will never take our guns! >Strap 6 pistols to my belt and go grocery shopping to make a point >Accidentally shoot a black kid, I FEARED FOR MY LIFE! >BLM Didn' do nuffins start protesting >THEY CANT DO THAT! >Go on Facebook to block BLM supporters Why are republicans like this?

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Anon is trapped inside his own mind | /r/Greentext

75 215 KB GIF >at gfs house >casually binging youtube while she takes a shower >she asks me to give her a new bath towel >open the door to give her the towel >shes not there >the shower isnt even on >take a moment to process >im in someone's house >last time I talked to anyone was 10 yrs ago >never had a GF (29) >the walls are turning to white >a straight jacket is wrapped around me >im a the psych ward >mfw I trolled myself again by taking the meds

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Jigsaw visits /tv/ | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 538 KB PNG 08/15/23(Tue)00:44:23 No.188751441 >my rip your head off torture machine 5000... le killed someone? 08/15/23(Tue)00:49:26 No.188751624 : Anonymous >go outside with a friend >lead him onto the street >tell him "You have a choice. You can either stay here and wait for a car to run you over, or you can leave the street and live" >He chooses to stay and gets hit by a car >This somehow makes me a murderer This is the logic of retards who say Jigsaw could be charged with anything else but mischief.

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Anon likes chicken | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: maxresdefault.jpg (65 KB, 1280x720) >starts talking >it's a guy >start stuttering and walk out thedoor >forget to pay >get banned from store Pic related Why am I like this bros. The industrial complex and why I can't get bitches Anonymous 08/14/23(Mon)09:57:13 No.74380576 ► >be me >average guy except a lil bit bulkier because I was an army guy >pretty good conversational skills (not retarded sounding while talking to normal people) >at store >bee line for chicken isle >not black but love chicken >Go to checkout >11/10 qt cashier

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Anon has a shower fiasco | /r/Greentext

File: 1691418788433600.jpg (131 KB, 1080x1078) 55575 O /r9k/ the waffle stomp dilemma Anonymous 08/14/23 (Mon)01:35:44 No.74375773 [Reply] >be me, 19 years old >taking a nice cold shower after a morning of working out >i have to take a s--- but didnt wanna get my toilet wet >decides to s--- in the shower and waffle stomp my s--- >tries to wipe s--- off the bottom of my feet >slipsintheshower.jpeg >accidentally lands on a small shampoo bottle and has a 6 inch bottle of shampoo rammed in my a------ instantly >i start screaming in pain >mombargesintobathroom.png >she comes into the bathroom as i am taking the shampoo bottle out of my ass with s--- everywhere on the floor >she starts to bawl her eyes out because she thinks im gay >dad comes in and beats me because he is a massive trumpy >couldnt even explain myself even if i tried in the moment >tries explaining afterwards but the damage was done and now my family thinks im a f----- should i just kill myself?????? □ Anonymous 08/14/23(Mon)02:04:50 No.74376026 >>74375773 No anon, you should not. You have just written an actually funny greentext. Thanks for the kek.

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Anon can't move on | /r/Greentext

9 KB JPG >Be me, 21 >Skinny incelfag no longer >Got first gf >Both virgins, decided to rent a room Horny as s---, kissing starts >Sloppywetsounds.mp3 >Anon I want to try 69 >Points her ass in my face >Real ass person, Boner harder than twin towers >Started eating her p---- >She rest her knees on my side rib >Ate her to climax >She puts enough force on her knees >Side rib boke >Screamed louder than muslim praising Allah >Sent to hospital, didn't talk much after that >Broke up after 2 months >Ass no longer turns me on >Literally afraid when girls go on top of me >Back to being incelfag HOW THE F--- DO I MOVE ON FROM THIS?

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anon wants to talk about games with character conflict | /r/Greentext

Ideal Duo Combination big guy Small Cute girl I R--- I HATE REPE Anonymous 08/14/23(Mon)13:38:54 No.647274395 [1] [Reply] ✓ >game has character conflicts Anonymous 08/14/23(Mon)13:42:45 No.647274617 ✓ why does she hate rope

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Anon is a magician | /r/Greentext

>be me >smokin some of that giggle bush >super high, dont realize that the smoke has drifted under the door of the apt >neighbors call police >wth 74 KB JPG >police knock, I open door Hello sir. We received a call about you smoking cannabis. I can smell it already, so just come with me Anon. >mind races No officer, this is a magic bag of weed. >he steps in, asks Now how tf is that? >start explaining Officer, when I try to get rid of it, it just reappears in my pocket. I'll prove it! >he gets the face, pic related >bring him to bathroom Watch >throw bag in toilet, flush, then do nothing >he looks around confused Where are the drugs Anon? >mfw it worked What drugs?

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Anon is what he is and finds the joys with it. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10 KB JPG 08/09/23(Wed)22:50:20 No.74332767 >be me >ratord >find a job at a warehouse >constantly break something/tasks >everyone thinks im retarded >women in my job talk to me like they would talk to a baby >get turned on by that see you later virgins 1 Reply View Thread

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Anon gets sent to eeby deeby | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/15/23(Tue)00:35:32 No.904356857 1EE84 DEE84 IMG_2898.jpg 543 KB JPG >In elevator at work >push button to go to the 15th floor >numbers go up 1-14 on screen >Elevator stops >Screen says "EEBY DEEBY" f------ christ alive help me

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anonette goes to school with autists | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 7 KB PNG 08/14/23 (Mon)18:04:36 No.904339030 >be me, 19f >decide to take a course for life skills, whatev >all the students are disabled or full on autists >want to punch them, don't >one of the genetic defect cumbags is actually a normal looking, cute girl >find out she has severe mental health problems >justlikeme.jpeg >we are roommates >possiblefriend.png >don't ask her to be friends because I just moved in anons, what should I do? do I leave or do I stay and risk becoming retarded?

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Anon has regrets | /r/Greentext

Gayporn has way too many views a lot of you are lying Screenshot_20230805-023432.png 1.12 MB PNG >be me >Having a great day reading books and s--- >Remember the time I posted my c--- to 4chan and everyone made fun of it for being micro and circumcised >Day ruined

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File: mGREgg.gif (2.2 MB, 480x270) >> F--- REDNECKS Anonymous (ID: 76R50Yab They're impossible c---- to please >Hate coastal elites >Live in Biloxi >Hate the feds >Cry for fed bailout after every hurricane >Want trad lifestyle >Obsessed with fauxcest and BBC cuck p--- >Get Trump, illegal abortion, and end affirmative action >Cry that you're "losing the culture wars" >Threaten insurrection, secession, civil war >Have nothing to complain about - certainly no big economic and social issue like slavery You can't please these f------ people. They'll just constantly make demands forever. Nothing will ever be good enough for them. Anonymous (ID: 04sc8GSE 08/13/23(Sun)23:44:07 No.437871210 City sticking n----- lover Anonymous (ID: Q9p0j3RH >>437870916 (OP) >>Have nothing to complain about - certainly no big economic and social issue like slavery Lol 08/13/23(Sun)23:45:01 No.437871262 >>437871516 Anonymous (ID: 2iPBDU/2 08/13/23(Sun)23:46:26 No.437871369 >>437871657 wheres your meme flag OP? Anonymous (ID: 76R50Yab 08/13/23(Sun)23:48:21 No.437871516 File: lake-nona-fggt.gif (412 KB, 220x220) >>437871210 570lbs of mamma's finest chicken fried chitlins and sausage gravy 08/13/23(Sun)23:40:19 No.43

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