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NATIONAL RHYME INSTITUTE PATENTED REALITY ASSESSMENT QUESTIONNAIRE NOW WITH RHYME GLAND TECHNOLOGY Answer the following questions by selecting the answers that you consider the most incorrect. Select several that you wish were true. 1. What can you catch on your tongue? (butterflies, crows, foul balls, snowflakes, shooting stars, inductive reasoning, pickup trucks.) 2. How do you wash you hair? (wait until it rains, stand in the shower, rub it with dry oatmeal, leave it alone, rub it with owls. 3. Can you (toss, advise, bounce, inflate, berate, tolerate, go inside) a balloon? 4. What can you do with a hen? (teach it to answer the phone, eat it, teach it to make soup, sell it a lottery ticket, make it wear shoes, tell it tell the truth.) 5. What can't you do with an egg? (steal it, crack it, lay it, dye it, fake it, go dancing with it, teach it to bark, learn it to be an egg.) 6. What can you do with an ax? (power your nose, brush your teeth, eat spaghetti with it, sharpen it, play it, marry it like an abacus, weep.) 7. What can safely be carried in a coffee cup? (water, foxes, watermelons, small silver bells, talcum powder, Cher.) 8. Which of these would you eat? (bullets, blackberries, Mars, plastic grapes, margins, unfamiliar mushrooms, sidewalks, papercuts, raspy thumbholes, nog.) 9. Which of these could you breathe? (fire, oxygen, automobiles, milk, truth, running shoes, Indonesia.) 10. What would you do if you shrank to the size of a pea? (shout for help, hide under a leaf, go back to sleep, eat your big father, wash your feet.) 11. What would you do if you had a tail? (put it in your pocket, drape it over your arms, cut it off, pretend it wasn't yours, speak to it, answer it incorrectly, nominate it for president, invent a country, tweed.)

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NATIONAL RHYME INSTITUTE PATENTED REALITY ASSESSMENT QUESTIONNAIRE NOW WITH RHYME GLAND TECHNOLOGY Answer the following questions by selecting the answers that you consider the most incorrect. Select several that you wish were true. 1. What can you catch on your tongue? (butterflies, crows, foul balls, snowflakes, shooting stars, inductive reasoning, pickup trucks.) 2. How do you wash you hair? (wait until it rains, stand in the shower, rub it with dry oatmeal, leave it alone, rub it with owls. 3. Can you (toss, advise, bounce, inflate, berate, tolerate, go inside) a balloon? 4. What can you do with a hen? (teach it to answer the phone, eat it, teach it to make soup, sell it a lottery ticket, make it wear shoes, tell it tell the truth.) 5. What can't you do with an egg? (steal it, crack it, lay it, dye it, fake it, go dancing with it, teach it to bark, learn it to be an egg.) 6. What can you do with an ax? (power your nose, brush your teeth, eat spaghetti with it, sharpen it, play it, marry it like an abacus, weep.) 7. What can safely be carried in a coffee cup? (water, foxes, watermelons, small silver bells, talcum powder, Cher.) 8. Which of these would you eat? (bullets, blackberries, Mars, plastic grapes, margins, unfamiliar mushrooms, sidewalks, papercuts, raspy thumbholes, nog.) 9. Which of these could you breathe? (fire, oxygen, automobiles, milk, truth, running shoes, Indonesia.) 10. What would you do if you shrank to the size of a pea? (shout for help, hide under a leaf, go back to sleep, eat your big father, wash your feet.) 11. What would you do if you had a tail? (put it in your pocket, drape it over your arms, cut it off, pretend it wasn't yours, speak to it, answer it incorrectly, nominate it for president, invent a country, tweed.)

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