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28 60191217 24 KB 11/19/23 6:01 PM >check armslist >see someone selling a mosin nagant for $400 >expensive but check listing anyway >in the description it has the actual asking price >$700 >what the absolute f--- >have a brilliant idea >use a voip app to text number in the listing >tell them we are far and ask to meet in the middle are 45 min away from me >but i tell them im 2 hours away but willing to travel a bit farther than them for their mosin >the meetup location is a park 5 min from my house >they agree >they get there >"sorry i got stuck in traffic" >"sorry i had to get gas" >etc, in reality im just f------ around in my house >eventually show up to the park 35 min late >waste their time inspecting the mosin and having them talk about it >bolt is gritty as f--- but apparently it "just needs relubed and she'll run like a champ" >i pull out $400 cash >seller says he was asking $700 >i tell the seller that i said id pay listing price not whateverthefuck he is asking >call him a scammer and drive off Replies: >>60199499

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Anonymous 152 KB PNG 04/26/25(Sat)18:05:01 No.80995962 >Be me, unemployed >Looking for a new job >Find an opening at the local zoo >Get to interview >They tell me my job is to dress up as a chimp and pretend to be a chimp in the chimp enclosure, as they don't have any chimps at the moment. >"No thanks, I don't want to do suck humiliating work" >They offer me $400 a day >"Ok I'll take the job" >But there is a catch, the moment I break character, I get fired. >Seems simple enough >Swing around on the bars >Eat banana >Throw s--- at the glass >FFW to swinging >Swing way too f------ hard >So hard that the bar snaps and I fly over the wall into the Lion enclosure >OhShit.jpeg >Literally s------- my chimp suit >Start screaming for help >Running around >Life flashed before my eyes as the lion backs me into the corner >He says "Shut the f--- up or we'll both get fired"
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28 60191217 24 KB 11/19/23 6:01 PM >check armslist >see someone selling a mosin nagant for $400 >expensive but check listing anyway >in the description it has the actual asking price >$700 >what the absolute f--- >have a brilliant idea >use a voip app to text number in the listing >tell them we are far and ask to meet in the middle are 45 min away from me >but i tell them im 2 hours away but willing to travel a bit farther than them for their mosin >the meetup location is a park 5 min from my house >they agree >they get there >"sorry i got stuck in traffic" >"sorry i had to get gas" >etc, in reality im just f------ around in my house >eventually show up to the park 35 min late >waste their time inspecting the mosin and having them talk about it >bolt is gritty as f--- but apparently it "just needs relubed and she'll run like a champ" >i pull out $400 cash >seller says he was asking $700 >i tell the seller that i said id pay listing price not whateverthefuck he is asking >call him a scammer and drive off Replies: >>60199499

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