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![Mene State University dr pepe fleshlight Anonymous 04/04/19 (Thu) 21:22:52 No.8788503 [Watch Thread] [Show All Posts] New type of I mean if you really wanted something close to a living p---- I have suggestion. >acquire a cow or horse heart >I recommend cows >they are more readily available at butcher shops >Take a pair of jumper cables >attach them to the pulmenary artery and superior vena cavalry. >Apply salt to the surface and watch for the muscle contractions >now be sure the heart is fresh and/or has been stored in a cooler. >if not fresh you won't be able to get the muscles to contract >that ruins the whole experience. >get the battery pumping jolts through the muscles >gently insert your "shaft" into the inferior vena cava >feel the overwhelming ecstasy of pulsating, living organ you're penetrating. Just a suggestion.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/704/728/2af.png "Anon is best inventor in world | /r/Greentext")
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![File: download (27).jpg (6 KB, 225x225) It keeps happening bros Anonymous 03/05/24(Tue)09:01:18 No.76684115 [Reply] >Be me >Straight 18 Male >Live with my mom because housing is super expensive >I go to work >Gay boss hits on me even though he knows im straight >Calls me a twink >Ok that's weird to say to an employee >I come home to walk my dog >Get hit on by another guy walking his dog and he ask me for his number >W-- no I'm not gay >I get done walking my dog and come inside >Find out my mom is selling a bookshelf >She's busy atm and can't get the door so I get the door >It's some country bumpkin guy >I go for a handshake but he pulls me in for a hug can grabs my butt >Okay what is with all this faggotry >I talk to my friends about it and instead of saying that's weird they make fun of me and call me a sissy >Now I'm p----- Bros why is my life so gay when I'm straight](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/769/378/c4d.png "Anon gets TOPPED | /r/Greentext")
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