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Anonymous 12/13/23 (Wed)01:49:11 No.112624284 ► >"oh Ani, I know the council decided you will guard me on my way back to Naboo, but behave yourself Im a senator and you are a jedi padawan" >decides to hide in a seaside castle with roses everywhere and dress as revealing as possible >comes up with the idea to have a picnic on green hills >flirts with Anakin non-stop >dresses up as a pornstar for the evening when Anakin wants to talk about serious stuff >"nooo you arent allowed to be attracted to me, baka" why was she such a f------ cocktease

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Anonymous Why are Tik Tok users like this(...) 227 KB JPG play today desus" >Be me 03/13/25(Thu)11:58:38 No.80613444 >Be in a friend group >Have a Tik Tok user friend who acts like a typical tiktoker and uses weird slang that nobody but tiktokers and brain rot people use. >Ffw to today >Ask my friends "If anyone wants to >Tik Tok guy proceeds to analyze my message via ChatGPT and generates a reply stating that the word "desu" is not real >I tell the guy that using ai to reply to messages is gay and that the word "desu" is as real as the word "rizz" >He then proceeds to send me dictionary webpages of the word rizz because no s--- Cambridge added this word because there are more Tik Tok users therefore more uses of "rizz" >hence why the word "rizz" was accepted by the old farts at Cambridge and not "desu" >He then says I am wrong and generates an ai reply which contains the exact same talking points I made regarding why rizz is treated as a valid word and not "desu" Anon why are these Tik Tok blorbos like this? Are their brains too deep fried to think independently of AI?

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: KmSi6BVZ) 03/12/25(Wed)18:23:37 No.500275510 By a single vote, New Hampshire House passes legislation to remove circumcision from Medicaid BY: WILLIAM SKIPWORTH MARCH 12.2025 5:00 AM Jews L 508 KB PNG Anonymous (ID: w9rDlaqo ) >>500275510 (OP) 03/12/25(Wed)18:27:09 No.500275856 watch trump write executive order to repeal this

Anonymous Imagine being an adult but sti(...) 159 KB PNG 03/12/25(Wed)12:40:30 No.80605387 Imagine being free as an adult without having a rotten, bored brain. Imagine how nice it must be to have the spirit of a child, to have full dreams, full desires, without being a slave to your parents. When you were a child, you could get a lot of dopamine from a flash game, you appreciate things and life, and a game that you might find disappointing or really disappointing you'd still appreciate - you can find qualities in everything. Now even traveling to Australia or Japan will never give you as much dopamine as something as simple as before. Everything you do becomes a given.

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File: current state of argentina.jpg (32 KB, 652x551) Anonymous (ID: XENRroML President Milei just announced a 100% devaluation of the Peso in a single day. My salary is now halved. All my savings are now worth half as much. I was poor before, now I'm even poorer. >mfw retards actually voted for this It's f------ over. +86 replies and 5 images omitted. Click here to view. >>Anonymous (ID: PpMJVCYN) 12/13/23(Wed)02:37:17 No.451724483 ► >>451723727 Basado 12/13/23(Wed)01:11:24 No.451717934 [Reply] ▶ >>451724520

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File: 5961e2cde1b35c93ebe49c2a9(...).png (142 KB, 400x418) My Chemical Feel A tale from the 2000s Anonymous 12/12/23(Tue)21:30:23 No.910750678 ► >Be me, 16, 2007 >Jenny won't take me to the prom >Nobody has me in their Top 8 on Myspace >Everyone at school calls me a f----- >Mom won't let me buy the new MCR album >One day Dad sits down and has a man-to-man talk with me >He says the things going bad in life are merely temporary, and that I should look for the positive things in everyday life >Offers to walk to the store with me to get the new MCR album, says not to tell mom >We walk out, I have renewed faith in humanity >lifeisgreat.png >mfw we both get hit by a car going 90 in the suburbs

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Anonymous 20% 99 KB JPG 12/11/23(Mon)20:01:22 No.910701829 >only one shot at life >god makes me Indian What the f---

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: Anonymous 12/12/23(Tue)13:41:08 No.193119160 BIG BOND C---.jpg 127 KB JPG >>193118729 (OP) # >black tomboy gf as Bond girl >succumbs to Bond c--- immediately >white as snow femme fatale gf >chink's ultimate goal is to become white This movie is for the most based of patricians.

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File: raf, 360x360,075,t,fafafa_(...).jpg (22 KB, 360x360) M □ Jewtube is gross Anonymous 12/12/23(Tue)12:54:40 No.75741816 >Be me. >Go on cucktube. >Forget I had signed out of account. >See the vile slop recommended on the front page. >Soy-face thumbnails, N------, Pajeets, Troons, Family vlogs, Cringe clickbait, Fortnite slop. "You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension" -Nikola Tesla

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Anonymous >be me 3 months ago >took 400 mg of LSD >realized the absolute meaningless of life and insignificance of humans in the grand never ending cosmos >love is nothing more than just brain chemicals tricking us into breeding and continuing our species >friendships and relationships only exist to cope with the loneliness in this bizarre existence that we call life >currency, jobs and society are all human made illusions and are not real DIE 12/12/23(Tue)21:08:37 No.75743161 AMERICA SUKK 150 KB JPG >in fact nothing is real >everyone lives in his own personal reality constructed by his own brain The last 3 months has been hard. I feel like I discovered something I should have never seen. Being this aware of my own existence is exhausting. I really wish to kill myself to free my consciousness from this flesh prison and find eternal peace in the void

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☐ Anonymous 12/01/23(Fri) 16:21:51 No.140931910 ► File: Screenshot 2023-12-01 161426.png (165 KB, 300x445) Å >Be me >Scottish >be pro-union rule Britannia chad >love the British Museum, get to see tons of cool stuff that we own, because finders keepers / we purchased it from your historic oppressors. >Learn about Hitlers plans to reshape Berlin. >What a visionary >Get to the part about what British monuments and artifacts that Hitler wanted to bring to Berlin. >like Nelson's column >Get this burning sense of hate towards my hero >How dare he steal our monuments and artifacts. I think i understand the Greeks now, why they want it back.

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: Anonymous Mount Everest ALPENGLOW expeditions Summit. 29,032/8,848.9m 12/11/23 (Mon)07:29:15 No.75724220 ABC 21,300'/6,492m Camp 3 26,700'/8,138m everest.jpg 358 KB JPG Camp 2 24,750'/7,544m North Col 23,000'/7,010m Base Camp 17,000'/5,182m Why do retards keep climbing this and dying? >Oh I went to the top of everest You and hundreds of other people, it isn't a feat, it is a tourist attraction that people occasionally die on. It is so stupid. Yes it is the highest mountain, so f------ what? It is not even the most difficult mountain, there are mountains right now that have never had their peaks climbed to. Instead of risking life and limb for these mountains and possibly advancing humanity by taking pictures and gathering samples from a place untouched by man. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highe st_unclimbed_mountain Why are these retard tourist "climbers" so obsessed with this one mountain?

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Anonymous 12/13/23 (Wed)01:49:11 No.112624284 ► >"oh Ani, I know the council decided you will guard me on my way back to Naboo, but behave yourself Im a senator and you are a jedi padawan" >decides to hide in a seaside castle with roses everywhere and dress as revealing as possible >comes up with the idea to have a picnic on green hills >flirts with Anakin non-stop >dresses up as a pornstar for the evening when Anakin wants to talk about serious stuff >"nooo you arent allowed to be attracted to me, baka" why was she such a f------ cocktease

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