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the virgin Emperor of Man Handicapped his empire's chance of making any allies with his xenophobia Got his ass kicked by his rebellious kid so hard that he basically died Stuck on a toilet because he couldn't beat his own son in a fight All the badass warcries invoke him, so he can't even use them Hides behind op genetically-modified supersoldiers in power armor "noo don't worship me I'm not a god I swear, I just wear a halo and golden armor because it looks neat" By all accounts a terrible person and a worse father Didn't even use a warhammer THE CHAD SIGMAR HELDENHAMMER Forged an unbreakable bond between Men and Dwarfs Beat the s--- out of the greatest necromancer in history with a hammer Didn't even die, just got bored and left UNBEROGENS! Normal guys with halberos will keep the Darkness at bay Wasn't even immortal, gets worshipped anyway Can't be a bad father if you never have any kids His weapon gave the franchise its name

The Sigma Sigma vs the cringe emperor | /r/grimdank


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DEAR EMPEROR! EVER SINCE WE SIGHTED THE NIGHT LORDS MAKING LANDFALL I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANY SLEEP! THEY COULD BE ANYWHERE! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND I HAVEN'T EVEN HAD A SIP OF AMASEC! RELAX, LORD-GENERAL. THEY CAN'T POSSIBLY GET THROUGH YOUR PERSONAL SECURITY. I HOPE YOU'RE RIG- RUOYU ART WE HAVE COME FOR YOU! YEP, HE'S PASSED OUT. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! PERFECT. HELP ME WITH THESE DECORATIONS. & LET'S SEE HIM EXPLAIN THIS TO THE INQUISITION. BIRTHDAY! XOXO NIGHT LORDS FACEBOOK.COM/RUOYUART INSTAGRAM.COM/RUOTUART RUOHAMMER.COM TWITTER.COM/RUOYUART PATREON.COM/RUDYVART RUOYUART.TUMBLR.COM
The Orks, unable to ever feel fear or dread, merely decided to go down fighting. For, it was the only orky thing left to do. Wazdakka launched a surprise attack, deep into the heart of the New Devourer, charging from his semi-complete warp super highway. He led a glorious charge, leading almost a million trillion Orks in the largest battle in the history of the entire galaxy. They struck right at the rotten heart of the New Devourer's physical and psychic web. A trillion roaring boys, which shuddered he air, and melted brass, such was the volume and intensity. Gargants and Stompas fired constantly, the air literally coloured orange by constant weapons fire and discharge. Rockets and bombs were dropped in their billions, vaporising everything they struck. Kroozers and hulks rammed new devourer hive ships, their pilots howling 'WAAAAGGGHHHH!' forever, before charging across their own ships, to fist fight their foes in space itself. KAPWING
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