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: Anonymous (forgiveness stops 612 KB PNG >be me >32 yo 04/09/24(Tue)02:28:07 No.31030333 >began new office job, the first month was fantastic >there's this one boss though, not my direct boss but one of his associates >talks as if he's in a bar, eats f------ tuna from a f------ can at working hours in our small-ass office space >greets coworkers (mostly female, only a handful of us are male) by kiss-cheeking and other inappropriate behavior (i.e. took them out to a bar on women's day) >In general talks and behaves as if the office was some bar or brothel and not a workspace >Needs me for some work >Calls me a term that's very inappropriate for a serious setting such as an office (it doesn't exist in english, but the equivalent would be a black boss telling a black employee "YO MY N*GGA I NEED YOU DO SUM'TIN") >Told him to not call me that please. >Again happened today, he got mad, saying "he talks like that" What do I even do? I can't tolerate people like that, and the sheer display of prepotency abusing the fact many tolerate him simply because they need the job. Even my supervisor asked him to knock it off with his sleazeball behavior, but he's beneath him in the corporate ladder so no dice. It simply pisses me off.

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Anonymous 1/31/2025, 10:39:47 AM No.49078630 r/greentext in 2036 Discussion 7 KB JPEG >be me > logging into Reddit Metaverse Premium Plus (now with haptic feedback for downvotes) >spend 3 hours verifying my age through blockchain-based ID system > finally get to r/greentext >sort by new >"Anon works at the Mars Colony" >be me, wagecuck on Mars Colony 47-B >working 169 hour weeks maintaining Musk's catgirl breeding facility >getting paid in ElonCoin (currently worth 0.0000001 USD) >mfw when I can't even afford soylent anymore >tfw no qt 3.14 genetically engineered catgirl gf >at least I'm not working in the reddit karma mines >get notification that I forgot to thank the Amazon-Tesla Al for allowing me to breathe their premium oxygen subscription > oxygen supply cut off >die >get reanimated as a cybernetic wagie because I signed the wrong clause in my 47,000 page employment contract > now I have to work double shifts >tfw when you realize you'll never escape wage slavery even in death >mfw when I realize I'm still paying off my student loans from 2024 >pic related, it's my government assigned cybernetic suffering enhancement module Replies: >Fake: Anon implies he got a job >Gay: Anon works for another man's catgirl facility >TendieBot_9000: [ATTENTION CITIZEN] Please validate your greentext reading license before attempting humor >"what the f--- is a soylent?" > "it's what they called food before the great nutrient paste standardization act of 2034" >be me reading this on my neuralink >get error 404: brain not found >mfw As I watch the last remnants of 4chan culture get absorbed into the corporate metaverse, I realize the true greentext was the autism we developed along the way.

Anonymous [*] HINDI (हिन्दी) FILIPINO (Wikang Filipino) 01/31/25(Fri)04:43:54 No.207305506 >millions of filipinos flood canada in the 2010s >nobody cares >millions of jeets flood canada in the 2020s >everyone gets p----- off, even liberal white women turn racist 124 KB JPG explain this phenomenom Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)04:49:08 No.207305640 filipinos actually integrate in every instance i've encountered them in the west rapists of india do not >>207305727 # >>207311237 # Anonymous >>207305640 # Asians have humility 01/31/25(Fri)04:51:24 No.207305727 Indians never know the meaning of the word "no". They always go after what they want regardless. Unironically helps them get jobs but with women it makes them r---- >>207306406 # >>207307051 # >>207311147 #

File: strongest Fire emblem player.png (3.7 MB, 2518x1462) Elise T-t-twenty push-ups? Like, in a row?! Is that even possible? ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)12:42:23 No.701696925 >>701697169 >>701697806 >>701698005 >>>701698313 >>701698352 >>701699713 >>701700913 >>701701718 >>701704079 >>701704956 >>701705173 >>701711114 >RPG gives you frail sissy weak healer at the start >secretly shes one of the strongest characters in the entire game love this trope ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)12:59:27 No.701698064 >>701698589 >>701698816 File: 'stang and 'lly.jpg (354 KB, 1920x1080) PYGMALION >game gives you p------------ gun that can barely kill a single zombie >secretly its the most based weapon in the entire game ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)13:08:54 No.701698703 >rpg gives you a muscular badass barbarian lady >she secretly has the lowest strength in the game >>701699070 ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)13:23:22 No. 701699713 ►>>701699882 File: Berookie.jpg (1.97 MB, 4000x2400) Beruka I brought the poison like you asked. Do want to taste it? A sip won't kill you. >>701696925 (OP) >RPG gives you an autistic girl with a tragic backstory >You have to work hard to earn that smile Love this little s--- like you wouldn't believe. >> ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri) 15:19:37 No. 701706863 File: GET OUT OF MY HEAD NOAH.png (25 KB, 240x160) but if you lose it's all over. your life, you >>701706905 The game is taunting me >> Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)15:20:23 No. 701706905 >>701706863 People die when they are killed. ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)21:39:59 No.701724535 ►>>701725126 the very idea that Engage could be someone's first FE game makes me shudder.

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⠀ Anonymous 61 KB JPG >be me 04/09/24 (Tue)07:52:26 No.77071442 >33 year old chap >work as a warehouse worker >a lot of physical work >salary way to small, have to work other job as well >i barely make enough to support my wife and our little one >often have to take loans to survive until paycheck >tired every day >thinking about ending it all every day >still cope somehow because of my family However >be belle delphine >appeal to online weirdos and nerds >sell your f------ bathwater >spread your legs and stick a dildo in your vagina for living >make millions every year Anons why did we evolve like this? I dont claim anything thats not mine, but this is just batshit crazy

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Anonymous 18 KB JPG 04/09/24 (Tue)08:01:06 No. 77071511 >Coworker asks to go to the gym with me Nah, I prefer being able to focus on my own workout. >Girl comes over on new year's eve and cooks me a fancy dinner Do nothing, completely content cherishing her presence in my life >At girls house to fix her router, ez pz. Later, she gets on her hands and knees on the floor, ass up for a solid minute What are you doing Imao I don't mind dying a virgin but I'm either asexual or the densest m----------- alive. How have you (un)wittingly protected your virginity, /r9k/?

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Anonymous 04/12/19(Fri)04:15:23 No. 12255080 87 KB JPG I just recently started identifing as a boy (I'm a girl). My boyfriend says that since I'm a boy now, that makes me gay, and he will only f--- me in the ass. I hate a--- but I've been giving in, he doesn't stop even when I cry. Should I just go back to being a girl or keep letting him use my a------? 18 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anonymous (ID: DQN1ixKf) 04/08/24(Mon) 15:46:49 No.464372139 >>464372470 File: carlos small.jpg (2 KB, 125x124) S FUN FACT... >NEVER BUY A USED KEYBOARD FROM A BANKRUPT NEWS SITE... THE 'T', THE 'R', THE 'U, THE 'M' AND THE 'P' KEYS WILL BE WORN OUT Anonymous (ID: epZuEffT >>464372139 04/08/24(Mon)15:50:57 No.464372470 >Working an an apple repair shop >Tasked with replacing worn down keys >Notice the letters for trump are warn down so hard you can see the keys under the buttons

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Anonymous 62 KB JPG been with since me >feel miserable 04/08/24(Mon)20:12:28 No.77065393 >have gf >together for 3 years >eachothers first everything >she ends up cheating on me with her coworker >devastated >4 months go by >sometimes hear things from my friends about how many guys she's >one day speaking with friend >Oh by the way did you hear what happened to your ex?" >..."what is it?" >thinking she's gotten into a relationship with a rich doctor or something >"Well she was in a car with a guy and the guy somehow lost control of the car, crashed and now she's in a coma. The doctors say it's not looking good she might not walk again if she wakes up at all. And if she's does it's almost guaranteed she has brain damage" >have to hide my smile and glee so I don't look like a psychopath >finally able to move on You know what? Sometimes life is alright

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: Anonymous (ID: 82Ct8z9p 04/08/24(Mon)05:57:44 No.19975025 my hot Stacy neighbor saw my kitten and she started gushing over it, how do I capitalize on this 427 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: OzOqck31 04/08/24(Mon)06:00:08 No. 19975038 confidently say "i love p------"

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$Board \o/ - Auto Anonymous People for some reason ▼ Settings Mobile Home 04/08/24(Mon)19:08:25 No.27561722 26 KB PNG >Oh you drive a lifted pickup truck? >Ha! I am now thinking about your penis!$

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37 KB JPG >meet girl on website >she tells me how she isnt a girl >uh are you a trans or something? >no, im not a boy either >what are you then? >im not telling, you have to guess >mentally ill? >she instantly blocks me Felt good man. >>17578488 # >>17578540 # >>17578603 # >>17578622 #

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: Anonymous Keler 12/21/21(Tue)09:30:57 No.66654183 >men on the spectrum become incels who resent women because they can't find loving relationships Koler >women on the spectrum 156 KB PNG become feminists who hate men because they've fallen prey to too many sleazebags >both view themselves as victims of a society that's dominated by abusive chads/stacies while ignoring the men/women who would actually treat them with respect are incels and feminists really sworn enemies or do we both just really hate the worst the opposite sex has to offer?

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Anonymous 04/08/24(Mon) 16:46:16 No.672757134 >>672759272 >>672759646 >>672759698 >>672760106 >>672760397 >>672761849 >>672762671 >>672764842 >>672765308 >>672765872 >I can't play this, Sam. >I know. It's all woke. By rights it shouldn't even exist. But it does. It's like in the PS3 games, Mr. Frodo. The era of brodude FPS. Full of brown and bloom they were. And sometimes you didn't want to look at the upcoming releases. Because how could the new games be good? How could the industry go back to the way it was when so much s----- games had released? >But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this woke s---. Even remakes must pass. A new game will come. And when the indies shines they will shine out the clearer. Those were the games that stayed with you. That meant something. Even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. The gamers playing those obscure Japanese games had lots of chances of becoming normalfags only they didn't. Because they were holding on to something. >What are we holding on to, Sam? >That there's some good games in this world, Mr. Frodo. And they're worth playing.

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Anonymous 170 KB JPG 04/08/24(Mon)22:03:38 No.37652752 >>37651496 (OP) I felt something during it. I went outside to look at it and felt like tingling, as if my nerves were receiving some information or stimulation or something. When I was meditating after I felt as if something in my head was swelling or expanding, mostly on the right side, and then as if something popped or gave way. It still feels a little weird. I feel completely different now. As if a big weight has been lifted. I am energized and feel better for the first time in months after a long depressive episode. The world feels different now too and I wasnt expecting anything, I was a naysayer if anything. Its like were in hardcore mode now or something and this is like post final boss. We did it. We actually made it and now we have legendaries. >>37652765 # Anonymous >>37652752 Quit yanking my chain anon 04/08/24(Mon)22:04:34 No.37652765

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Anonymous 04/08/24(Mon)12:13:53 No.77063681 Why do you guys bully one another and say such horrible things? Don't you think your lives are hard enough? 293 KB JPG 1 Reply Anonymous >>77063681 (OP) # View Thread 04/08/24(Mon)12:21:17 No.77063745 You're right anon. To other anons, I'm sorry for telling you to kill yourself, I didn't mean it Anonymous 04/08/24(Mon)05:56:16 No.77060972 i want people to be mean to me and degrade me. help. why am i like this? 40 KB PNG 32 Replies 1 Image View Thread

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: Anonymous (forgiveness stops 612 KB PNG >be me >32 yo 04/09/24(Tue)02:28:07 No.31030333 >began new office job, the first month was fantastic >there's this one boss though, not my direct boss but one of his associates >talks as if he's in a bar, eats f------ tuna from a f------ can at working hours in our small-ass office space >greets coworkers (mostly female, only a handful of us are male) by kiss-cheeking and other inappropriate behavior (i.e. took them out to a bar on women's day) >In general talks and behaves as if the office was some bar or brothel and not a workspace >Needs me for some work >Calls me a term that's very inappropriate for a serious setting such as an office (it doesn't exist in english, but the equivalent would be a black boss telling a black employee "YO MY N*GGA I NEED YOU DO SUM'TIN") >Told him to not call me that please. >Again happened today, he got mad, saying "he talks like that" What do I even do? I can't tolerate people like that, and the sheer display of prepotency abusing the fact many tolerate him simply because they need the job. Even my supervisor asked him to knock it off with his sleazeball behavior, but he's beneath him in the corporate ladder so no dice. It simply pisses me off.

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