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Anonymous 35 KB JPG 04/10/24(Wed) 17:47:50 No.77086464 why were my parents so f------ retarded? >be me >have retarded parents >they get me my first ds >they get me a bunch of shovelware disney princess s--- >"mom can I play Pokemon?" >"mom can I play fire emblem?" >"mom can I play f------ Mario???" >"NO!!!! THOSE ARE FOR BOYS!!!! PLAY YOUR S----- CINDERELLA SLOP!!!!" >family wii night, the only time I get to play a decent game >brothers picked out smash bros brawl >i pick captain falcon >momtard walks in >"NOOOOO!!!! THATS A BOY CHARACTER!!!! CHANGE IT TO SOMETHING GIRLY LIKE PEACH OR ZELDA!!!" >everyone goes quiet >dad tells me to change my character >this goes on for years did anyone else have parents who were like this??? | didn't get to have my own "boys game" until I was 18 and bought one myself at a gamestop.

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.
Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?
: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today
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