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My headcanon on why female custodes exists now. After the Heresy and the war in the Webway, there were so few of the 10,000 left that in desperation, they decided to use the daughters of great Terran houses as well as the remaining boys. After decades turned to centuries of trial and error, they finally began to see good results. However, due to the superstitious state of the Imperium, the Custodes were forced to keep it secret to avoid another civil war. But after the opening of the Great Rift and the return of Primarch Guilliman, the brothers and sisters of the 10,000 were finally able to leave the confines of the palace. As for the Sisters of Silence, Malcador (RIP) ordered them to go full black ops in the Webway and ensure that no cultists or traitors dared to make a move.

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My headcanon on why female custodes exists now. After the Heresy and the war in the Webway, there were so few of the 10,000 left that in desperation, they decided to use the daughters of great Terran houses as well as the remaining boys. After decades turned to centuries of trial and error, they finally began to see good results. However, due to the superstitious state of the Imperium, the Custodes were forced to keep it secret to avoid another civil war. But after the opening of the Great Rift and the return of Primarch Guilliman, the brothers and sisters of the 10,000 were finally able to leave the confines of the palace. As for the Sisters of Silence, Malcador (RIP) ordered them to go full black ops in the Webway and ensure that no cultists or traitors dared to make a move.

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