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File: GLEhLFhWQAANEOh.jpg (63 KB, 594x714) Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)00:37:13 No.77127869 >> >>> >>77128014 >>77128076 >>77128137 >>77128326 >>77128801 >"Ash why there are so many different types of Pokemon?" >"Genetics and evolution just like the Professor says" >"And why some are smart and some aren't?" >"Purely economic factors" Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)00:55:59 No.77128002 There is only one race, the pokemon race Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)00:57:11 No.77128014 >>77127869 (OP) >an entire race of people who were held back from properly developing will continue to have issues Who would've thought Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)01:05:55 No.77128076 >>77127869 (OP) >>"Genetics and evolution just like the Professor says" Did you forgot Arceus? Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)01:13:13 No.77128137 >>77128164 >>77127869 (OP) Pokemon aren't even real you idiot. If you honestly think that fictional cartoon animals can give insight into real life race issues then you are retarded. Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)01:16:19 No.77128164 ►>>77128347 >>77128137 OP is a retard that would ruin the game genociding anything that wasn't an Alakazam Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)01:39:48 No.77128326 >>77127869 (OP) I wish Dawn was real.

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: Anonymous hell 53 KB JPG throw my bat 08/07/22(Sun)18:21:14 No.883482551 >be me at 9 years old >Baseball game >I'm up to bat, bases loaded, our team is down 3-0 >I swing as hard as I can and the ball goes flying >My coach starts yelling at me to run >I am so excited about my hit that I >It hits him right in the thigh, connecting with his left ball >He ends up on the ground screaming >Fast forward 14 years >I'm working at a sit down pizza restaurant/bar >I see my old baseball coach at the bar and I go up to him excited >He sees me and laughs >Tells all his friends while laughing "this is the kid that hit my nuts with a baseball bat by accident" >His friends laugh, I laugh I hope your balls are doing well coach, if you ever need someone to empty them I'm right here

Anonymous (ID: MIK5Amux) 7 KB PNG 03/12/23(Sun)13:41:04 No.419377472 > dad and brother are missing in action presumed dead > getting every night to numb pain > check snapchat to see what gf is up to > she fled with her family to germany > posted on her story > video of her dancing taking shots in a discotheque > dancing to techno in a slutty black dress > meanwhile hear my city is getting shelled daily in the background > to make matters worse I just got my draft notice, im to be deployed to the front lines Last year I was about to get married and then everything went to s---. Why is this happening to me? What did I do to deserve this? Anonymous (ID: hk+2RLTK) 03/12/23(Sun)13:45:09 No.419377747 What's a discotheque >>419377875 # >>419377988 # >>419378154 # >>419381241 # >>419381374 # >>419382003 # >>419384232 # >>419391942 # >>419392024 # >>419392215 # >>419392306 # >>419395238 # >>419395739 # >>419395900 #

Quoted by: >>21593128 >>21599527 >>21599539 >>21599609 >>21592732 >Goblet of Fire >"Harry Potter! Did you burn your name in the Sacred Ancestor Flame? Junior, you are courting death!", Supreme Elder Dumbledore said, his voice serene like a jade lake even as his killing intent filled the room. >"Haha, a third-rate talent like you really thinks he can compete in the Three Sect Grand Tournament? Boy, get down on your knees and slap yourself fifty times so our sect can save some face! Five hundred contribution points are deducted from the Roaring Griffin Clan!" Dumbledore's wrathful essence poured out like a wave, cracking the stone floor beneath his feet and disrupting Harry's meridians. Harry was knocked backwards, spitting blood!

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Anonymous 13 KB PNG 11/10/21(Wed)18:07:27 No.158997931 >>158997375 (OP) # >psychiatrist asks what I enjoy doing >tell him I like doing "image edits" >he asks if I ever post them >I tell him I do and that they're used by other people and potentially seen millions of times but it's all posted anonymously >he gets really interested and asks to see >show him over 100 original pepe edits >he says he's seen the character before >next session >him and 2 other psychiatrists are in the room, says he invited them to help me >they ask more about my memes >show them my greentexts which were reposted by redditors and got tens of thousands, up to millions of views >show them my original memes that have "know your meme" pages or big online presences >they're recording me and taking notes the whole time through >get uncomfortable and don't book a follow-up appointment >doctor has offered to cover all further sessions and meet with me 3 times a week as a "case study"

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: Anonymous 21 KB JPG 04/24/24(Wed)11:40:37 No. 198548531 >"Yes Harry, I know that we have literal luck in a bottle, a potion so unthinkably powerful that it seemingly bends fate to our wills in ways that we could have never predicted (which, by the way, suggests the existence of a nigh omnipotent entity that for some reasons does your bidding after you drink a potion)." >"I know that if all the members of the Order took a sip of that retarded fortuna-ex-machina and attacked Voldy, we could end this terrible war in one afternoon and be back on time for our gay tea and crumpets. The only problem with that potion is that you can't use it too often, but we wouldn't need to. Once would be plenty. Or maybe we could have one different member drink a full vial during every mission, to ensure its success." >"I have forgotten none of that, Harry. I don't have dementia. I simply prefer to cause as much death as possible with an absurdly convoluted plan that involves you gaining possessions of 3 ancient artifacts through interpreting my vague hints, none of which will be effective against Voldemort, and then push him into accidentally killing himself because wands choose their masters and somehow predicted that the chain of ownership of the Elder wand would go me-Draco-you." >"Now go back to your dorm and stop yelling Reparo at the crotch of all our transsexuals students. I'm out of points to give Griffindor."

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Anonymous 158 KB JPG 02/10/23(Fri)16:24:30 No.29554341 >hitting things off well with a cute cis guy >kinda falling in love with him >I say during a conversation that guys who want virgins are delusional, dumb, and overly judgmental >he says "Yeah, I totally agree, nothing wrong with having a past or some experience" >I tell him "Thanks. I've slept with maybe... 60 or 70 people? It's not that big of a deal. All that matters is the present." >he looks uncomfortable and says "uh... yeah" >distances himself from me afterwards What.

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: Anonymous Sony files patent for Al that (...) 04/24/24(Wed)00:35:15 No.674310104 Sony patents auto-play game feature which would allow Al to take the lead By Jessica Jones / April 22, 2024 Sony's most recent move in the gaming scene has started both interest and discussion with its new patent petitioning for an auto-play highlight that use simulated intelligence innovation. This element could permit simulated intelligence to assume command over interactivity for players who would prefer to watch than effectively partake. Rather than asking a companion or accomplice to play a game, players might actually depend on man-made intelligence to dominate. >Al replaces your job >Al generates your media Untitled.png 766 KB PNG >Al replaces real-life socialization >Now Al replaces your f------ private entertainment as well What exactly is the endgame of this s---? Do corporations want us to live in a world where humans do literally NOTHING, every single task is handled by "Al" instead?

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GOLLY! I'M SOOO~ SORRY! 'CUZ IT'D BE A REAL SHAME... I PROMISE DIDN'T MEAN TO KNOCK YOU OVER! YOU'RE JUST SO SMALL THAT I DIDN'T SEE YOU! Y'KNOW... YOU SHOULD BE MORE CAREFUL! IF 1 CRUSHED YOUR TINY LITTLE BODY UNDER MY HOOF! cozy_glow_by_alloyrabbit_deitkt1.jpg 870 KB JPG >tfw never be stepped on by oversized Cozy Glow

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Anonymous Mon 02 Nov 2020 18:46:18 No.9399416 Quoted By: >>9399444 >>9399467 >>9456245 Report >>9398411 >You're going to do it >You've known Femanon for years, and you're incredibly close >After mustering all of your courage, you've decided to write a letter confessing your feelings for her >It was a lot of work >Not just emotionally, but literally >She's, like, thirty feet tall so the letter had to be huge >The horrible "hand"writing makes you cringe, but it was the best you could manage working with a writing utensil that was as large as your body >The words had to be large enough to be legible to her giant, beautiful eyes >She's stunned as you hold the letter out to her >The bystanders watch on eagerly; you can't really do this in private, on account of her enormous size >She doesn't reach down to take the letter >"A-anon... That's so..." >Tears well up in the corner of her eyes >"I'm sorry..." >An awkward silence falls over the area as your heart plummets into your stomach >She's rejecting you? >You were certain she felt the same way >She turns to run away, and you call out desperately >Why? >You love her so much, and you were so certain that she loved you back >She sobs, tears streaking down her cheeks >"W-we can't be together... b-because I'm a Giantess!" >...what? >She falls back onto her butt as she cries, shaking the ground and knocking over a trashcan >"I'm so sorry! I-I should have told you s-sooner! I was so selfish! I kept it a secret because I didn't want you to be afraid of me!" >Is this, like, some kind of joke? >You glance around the area >Everyone else looks just as confused as you >She sniffs as she hides her face in her car-sized hands >"You're probably terrified that I'm going to eat you, or squish you for fun... I won't blame you if you never want to see me ever again..." >... >Uh...

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: Anonymous (ID: A8mxPn6Y 04/17/24(Wed) 06:43:01 No.465258596 >move out >go to the gym for a year, now really buff >get haircuts every week, fixed skin problems >spend 5k on trendy clothes 1007 KB GIF >girls still dont like me WHAT THE F--- DO THEY WANT

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Anonymous JPG | 25.31 KB Monday 2024-04-22 23:11:47 10 minutes ago RETARD JUICE 77230867 >quit job for mental reasons >go travelling >not coping with life >move back in with mom >Potter around, do some road trips, no direction, extreme anxiety etc >decide to see doctor >he scripts me benzos and antidepressants >doesn't really help >return and change round meds, explain to my doctor I'm running out of my savings, need to get a job (just an offhand comment really) >he says oh I'll write you a medical certificate for your government money thing >say I'm not on that, he encourages me to >go home, think about it, fill all the forms and sign up, have to go to dole office and have an interview thing. Didn't even have to say anything, just show him some bank statements etc, then he's like okay your money will be paid in Thursdays >I'm like do I have to do anything? He's like nah just focus on your health you have a medical certificate from your doctor I don't know how to feel bros. One the one hand, free money. On the other this is like proof I'm so mentally f----- my doctor thinks I don't even need to work. I want to cancel it, I don't like this news. But I get like 280 free money per week and I have no expenses but food and petrol.

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Anonymous 38 KB JPG 04/23/24(Tue)20:15:16 No.74113499 >follow/fit/ advice >eat more >get stronger >get bigger >lose all the lust women had in me previously >only benefit is I could intimidate other men easier What kills it is your face. If you gain face fat easily it's literally over. The time I had the most success with women I was literally a walking skeleton eating at most twice a day and doing a lot of cardio. Don't let fit lie to you, don't leave twinkmode or at least ottermode, ever

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IF YOU LOOK LIKE THIS Anonymous 04/23/24(Tue)12:09:20 No.77240690 >>772407 >>77241752 why do people like alt girls so much even tho they are: >stoners >promiscuous >alchoholic >mentally ill >socially left wing >annoying Anonymous 04/23/24(Tue)12:10:07 No.77240698 Shut the f--- up They look easy. Anonymous 04/23/24(Tue)12:11:01 No. 77240707 >>772 File: 1706593625382047.jpg (80 KB, 672x836) google yan >>77240690 (OP) >if you look like this shut the f--- up Anonymous 04/23/24(Tue)12:11:45 No.77240717 >>77240707 sorry but that's what peak male performance looks like.

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: Anonymous 320 KB PNG studying 04/24/24(Wed)00:36:11 No.77240951 >literally had one of the hardest tests in the world that defines my future tomorrow >Spent my day arguing about the hariness of yi sangs bussy with american NEET losers here instead of How could i cope with giving my future to literal f------?

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File: GLEhLFhWQAANEOh.jpg (63 KB, 594x714) Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)00:37:13 No.77127869 >> >>> >>77128014 >>77128076 >>77128137 >>77128326 >>77128801 >"Ash why there are so many different types of Pokemon?" >"Genetics and evolution just like the Professor says" >"And why some are smart and some aren't?" >"Purely economic factors" Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)00:55:59 No.77128002 There is only one race, the pokemon race Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)00:57:11 No.77128014 >>77127869 (OP) >an entire race of people who were held back from properly developing will continue to have issues Who would've thought Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)01:05:55 No.77128076 >>77127869 (OP) >>"Genetics and evolution just like the Professor says" Did you forgot Arceus? Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)01:13:13 No.77128137 >>77128164 >>77127869 (OP) Pokemon aren't even real you idiot. If you honestly think that fictional cartoon animals can give insight into real life race issues then you are retarded. Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)01:16:19 No.77128164 ►>>77128347 >>77128137 OP is a retard that would ruin the game genociding anything that wasn't an Alakazam Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)01:39:48 No.77128326 >>77127869 (OP) I wish Dawn was real.

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