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9:24 a 9:24 a 9:24 Stupid table $100 Send seller a message Good evening, is this still available? Send Alerts Send Offer Share Save Description Description Stupid table in excellent condition. It's stupid because it's too tall for my couch to be a coffee table and too short to be anything else, but mostly because it reminds me of my ex. It's really solid and durable (unlike this past situationship) and from Ikea, and I don't have the original product page because they stopped selling it but it was around $250. It's about 42" long x 24" wide, and 23" high. Asking for $100 OBO. Willing to trade. Legs come off easily, no hardware required. As you can see, my cat loves it and wishes we could keep it, but he also felt the same way about my ex so his opinion can't be trusted. Please come take it off my hands on the UES so I don't descend into madness everytime I look at it! Thanks in advance :) ! *** Some edits after receiving 500+ messages (but still no serious offer to buy my stupid table): 1/ no, the table doesn't come with Feliz (my cat). Just look at him; does he look like the kinda guy who can be bought? It's his world and we're all just living in it. In my case quite literally since he's kind enough to let me live in *his* apartment. 2/ no, Feliz does not have a dad bod, he's just really fluffy. In his own words, "if you want to call me daddy, at least buy me dinner first." So fyi, his faves are Orijen wet food and Churu salmon treats. He does however want you to know that he loves the compliments so keep 'em coming! 3/ many have suggested I just get rid of it (the table) but I'm very determined to get $100 of out of it to put towards a new coffee table that won't make me cry. It's my consolation prize for being ghosted and it will make me feel very accomplished. Besides, I've spilled too much of my personal life on the world wide web at this point. There is no turning back. Stupid table in excellent condition. It's stupid because it's tc (btw, you're still reading this? wow!) tall for my couch to be a coffee table and too short to be anything else, but mostly because it reminds me of my ex. It's really solid and durable (unlike this past situationship) and from Ikea, and Tuon have the original product page One kind person offered to venmo me a portion of the price to get rid of it and I said "no way!", but then she said "what if 100 strangers venmo-ed you $1 each?" and I thought hey, that's reasonable Anyways if you're down my venmo is prize for being ghosted and it will make me feel very accomplished. Besides, I've spilled too much of my personal life on the world wide web at this point. There is no turning back. (btw, you're still reading this? wow!) One kind person offered to venmo me a portion of the price to get rid of it and I said "no way!", but then she said "what if 100 strangers venmo-ed you $1 each?" and I thought hey, that's reasonable. Anyways, if you're down, my venmo is @mselma and I will curb the fout of this table the second I reach $100 and immediately post an update! ** EDIT #2 - full update to come lol! Unbelievably so, THE $100 TARGET HAS BEEN REACHED!!! I am absolutely blown away by the outpouring of kindness and support I have been shown, and am still in disbelief at all that's unfolded since I posted this in the middle of the night on a whim thinking no one would see it. Feliz and I are a hunny richer but the real treasure is the friends we made along the way. Thank you for the 1000+ sweet, hilarious, and inspiring messages, and in particular, thank you to Laura, Christina, Hein, McLee, Gabriela, Joshua, Chris, Hemwattie, Moulee, Emily, Casper, Kathy, Oksana, Michael, Sahira, Rami, Valeria, Zev, Shaanti, Jack, Matthew, Jamie, Dash, Vince, Annah, Jada, Mary, Nikole, Bo, Zoila, Emi, Anna, Rheanna, Siri, Felicity, Becky, Jade, Elena, Jan, Kara, Em, Faustyna, Jose, Justine, Chelsea, Kirsten, Ebony, Sam, Kristine, Romyn, Crystaltina, Elizabeth, Sara, Shannon, Kathryn, Samara, Mercedes, Kristin, Anissa, Britt, Jared, Jam, Lucas, Elise, Charles, Avery, Annie, Tim, Jacquelyn, Dalya, Saige, Noah, Kira, Nicole, Cassinda, Rebecca, and Mya for making this happen. My gratitude is boundless and so is my love for you. Maybe this table wasn't so stupid after all... Seller information Selma Marrakchi Joined Facebook in 2008 Seller detai Follow

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9:24 a 9:24 a 9:24 Stupid table $100 Send seller a message Good evening, is this still available? Send Alerts Send Offer Share Save Description Description Stupid table in excellent condition. It's stupid because it's too tall for my couch to be a coffee table and too short to be anything else, but mostly because it reminds me of my ex. It's really solid and durable (unlike this past situationship) and from Ikea, and I don't have the original product page because they stopped selling it but it was around $250. It's about 42" long x 24" wide, and 23" high. Asking for $100 OBO. Willing to trade. Legs come off easily, no hardware required. As you can see, my cat loves it and wishes we could keep it, but he also felt the same way about my ex so his opinion can't be trusted. Please come take it off my hands on the UES so I don't descend into madness everytime I look at it! Thanks in advance :) ! *** Some edits after receiving 500+ messages (but still no serious offer to buy my stupid table): 1/ no, the table doesn't come with Feliz (my cat). Just look at him; does he look like the kinda guy who can be bought? It's his world and we're all just living in it. In my case quite literally since he's kind enough to let me live in *his* apartment. 2/ no, Feliz does not have a dad bod, he's just really fluffy. In his own words, "if you want to call me daddy, at least buy me dinner first." So fyi, his faves are Orijen wet food and Churu salmon treats. He does however want you to know that he loves the compliments so keep 'em coming! 3/ many have suggested I just get rid of it (the table) but I'm very determined to get $100 of out of it to put towards a new coffee table that won't make me cry. It's my consolation prize for being ghosted and it will make me feel very accomplished. Besides, I've spilled too much of my personal life on the world wide web at this point. There is no turning back. Stupid table in excellent condition. It's stupid because it's tc (btw, you're still reading this? wow!) tall for my couch to be a coffee table and too short to be anything else, but mostly because it reminds me of my ex. It's really solid and durable (unlike this past situationship) and from Ikea, and Tuon have the original product page One kind person offered to venmo me a portion of the price to get rid of it and I said "no way!", but then she said "what if 100 strangers venmo-ed you $1 each?" and I thought hey, that's reasonable Anyways if you're down my venmo is prize for being ghosted and it will make me feel very accomplished. Besides, I've spilled too much of my personal life on the world wide web at this point. There is no turning back. (btw, you're still reading this? wow!) One kind person offered to venmo me a portion of the price to get rid of it and I said "no way!", but then she said "what if 100 strangers venmo-ed you $1 each?" and I thought hey, that's reasonable. Anyways, if you're down, my venmo is @mselma and I will curb the fout of this table the second I reach $100 and immediately post an update! ** EDIT #2 - full update to come lol! Unbelievably so, THE $100 TARGET HAS BEEN REACHED!!! I am absolutely blown away by the outpouring of kindness and support I have been shown, and am still in disbelief at all that's unfolded since I posted this in the middle of the night on a whim thinking no one would see it. Feliz and I are a hunny richer but the real treasure is the friends we made along the way. Thank you for the 1000+ sweet, hilarious, and inspiring messages, and in particular, thank you to Laura, Christina, Hein, McLee, Gabriela, Joshua, Chris, Hemwattie, Moulee, Emily, Casper, Kathy, Oksana, Michael, Sahira, Rami, Valeria, Zev, Shaanti, Jack, Matthew, Jamie, Dash, Vince, Annah, Jada, Mary, Nikole, Bo, Zoila, Emi, Anna, Rheanna, Siri, Felicity, Becky, Jade, Elena, Jan, Kara, Em, Faustyna, Jose, Justine, Chelsea, Kirsten, Ebony, Sam, Kristine, Romyn, Crystaltina, Elizabeth, Sara, Shannon, Kathryn, Samara, Mercedes, Kristin, Anissa, Britt, Jared, Jam, Lucas, Elise, Charles, Avery, Annie, Tim, Jacquelyn, Dalya, Saige, Noah, Kira, Nicole, Cassinda, Rebecca, and Mya for making this happen. My gratitude is boundless and so is my love for you. Maybe this table wasn't so stupid after all... Seller information Selma Marrakchi Joined Facebook in 2008 Seller detai Follow

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