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12h I dead asked who made this pizza bc it was so good and I completely forget it was me CHUCKE Send message ▼
12h I dead asked who made this pizza bc it was so good and I completely forget it was me CHUCKE Send message ▼

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← 10:40 Thread I turned on Bumble for a day in NYC & matched with over 100 guys & messaged all of them "in New York for five days, do you want to go to the Met with me?" as my opener. I was not expecting a response from any of them & all said yes. Do I tell them all 11:00 am? @Bachelorette ABC 10:11 PM 10/15/22 Twitter for iPhone 23 Retweets 25 Quote Tweets 1,740 Likes 27 .7h I was in NYC for a few days for my climate change game and thought it would be fun to go to the Met on a date. Like a rom-com. The city turned out to be VERY overwhelming & I ended up spending a lot of time with friends & I didn't want to meet a new person!
← 10:40 Thread I turned on Bumble for a day in NYC & matched with over 100 guys & messaged all of them "in New York for five days, do you want to go to the Met with me?" as my opener. I was not expecting a response from any of them & all said yes. Do I tell them all 11:00 am? @Bachelorette ABC 10:11 PM 10/15/22 Twitter for iPhone 23 Retweets 25 Quote Tweets 1,740 Likes 27 .7h I was in NYC for a few days for my climate change game and thought it would be fun to go to the Met on a date. Like a rom-com. The city turned out to be VERY overwhelming & I ended up spending a lot of time with friends & I didn't want to meet a new person!

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Stay humble

Verizon 1:35 PM 1 N Nannie > Yesterday 2:49 PM I just heard what you did for a lady in need. You are so awesome!! So proud of you Today 11:15 AM Love and miss you Nannie! Miss you too!! Love you always Send message Read 11:16 AM All about perspective, stay humble and grateful
Verizon 1:35 PM 1 N Nannie > Yesterday 2:49 PM I just heard what you did for a lady in need. You are so awesome!! So proud of you Today 11:15 AM Love and miss you Nannie! Miss you too!! Love you always Send message Read 11:16 AM All about perspective, stay humble and grateful

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Blessed

You know, sometimes I wish I was using my college degrees. All that hard work and effort not really being utilized. Long hours, 20+ page research papers, obtaining hard to get archaeology internships, and all of that. But then when I'm riding a camel in the desert next to the pyramids, backpacking across Europe, doing waterfall hikes in Hawaii, and trying to decide which villa I want to rent in Bali, I realize that this is my dream life. * I just bought the car of my dreams * I live in one of the most beautiful mountain towns in the country (that isn't incredibly packed like Jackson or Aspen) * I have 3-4 months off every year * I get to travel the world and actually see the things I've spent so much time studying * I have amazing coworkers and friends across the world I couldn't ask for a better life than this +7
You know, sometimes I wish I was using my college degrees. All that hard work and effort not really being utilized. Long hours, 20+ page research papers, obtaining hard to get archaeology internships, and all of that. But then when I'm riding a camel in the desert next to the pyramids, backpacking across Europe, doing waterfall hikes in Hawaii, and trying to decide which villa I want to rent in Bali, I realize that this is my dream life. * I just bought the car of my dreams * I live in one of the most beautiful mountain towns in the country (that isn't incredibly packed like Jackson or Aspen) * I have 3-4 months off every year * I get to travel the world and actually see the things I've spent so much time studying * I have amazing coworkers and friends across the world I couldn't ask for a better life than this +7

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Means nothing

:8m Those IQ tests mean nothing. I was high and waiting for my gf to get off of work and I took the Mensa IQ test. Made a 123. This dude made a 125 and thinks it's a life achievement. Reply ✩ -2
:8m Those IQ tests mean nothing. I was high and waiting for my gf to get off of work and I took the Mensa IQ test. Made a 123. This dude made a 125 and thinks it's a life achievement. Reply ✩ -2

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Oops he forgot

03:00 GAPPLE UVI HU 26 ....! Sometime I forget that Everything I have are all Apple MacBook Pro. iMac. Mac Studio. Apple TV. iPad Pro. iPhone Pro Max14. Apple Watch ultra Now thinking of Home Pod e ta China 425 323.10.09
03:00 GAPPLE UVI HU 26 ....! Sometime I forget that Everything I have are all Apple MacBook Pro. iMac. Mac Studio. Apple TV. iPad Pro. iPhone Pro Max14. Apple Watch ultra Now thinking of Home Pod e ta China 425 323.10.09

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Okay?

tfw you realize you spent more on your new sim rig than you did on your actual race car Rigs 10:25 SPEED 0:23.689 24 0.000 0.000 GEAR 780 102 102 100 00 ד 12 12 AC 73 comments 272 ཁ:
tfw you realize you spent more on your new sim rig than you did on your actual race car Rigs 10:25 SPEED 0:23.689 24 0.000 0.000 GEAR 780 102 102 100 00 ד 12 12 AC 73 comments 272 ཁ:

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What...

So far on my 100 rejections, I've only had 2 rejections. Come onnnn, I need some more. What wild, 'out there' ideas can I try to get some more rejections? E Approved/Rejected Approved Approved Rejected Approved Approved Approved Rejected Approved Approved 0+ Feb 9 This year I've been inspired by @mrlockyer to collect 100 rejections. The idea being that you put yourself out there and apply to the "never in a million years" opportunities and see what happens. I'm 4/100, and annoyingly haven't collected a single rejection yet.
So far on my 100 rejections, I've only had 2 rejections. Come onnnn, I need some more. What wild, 'out there' ideas can I try to get some more rejections? E Approved/Rejected Approved Approved Rejected Approved Approved Approved Rejected Approved Approved 0+ Feb 9 This year I've been inspired by @mrlockyer to collect 100 rejections. The idea being that you put yourself out there and apply to the "never in a million years" opportunities and see what happens. I'm 4/100, and annoyingly haven't collected a single rejection yet.

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Must be so frustrating

8:06 ib r/rant u/raddavo 12h I dislike when people say "You're so talented" Whilst playing guitar in public i often hear the misguided compliment 'You're so talented'. Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the intent behind it, but for 20 years of guitar playing really i should be much better. It doesn't make sense to comment on someones natural ability when you dont know how long they have been doing somthing. Jimi Hendrix played guitar for only 12 years! There are 5 year old asian kids on YouTube that can play better than me for christs sake. Really if any human without some sort of handicap played the amount of time i have i imagine they would outshred me. It just frustrating when poeple say that. Thats all 57 42 ↑ Share +
8:06 ib r/rant u/raddavo 12h I dislike when people say "You're so talented" Whilst playing guitar in public i often hear the misguided compliment 'You're so talented'. Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the intent behind it, but for 20 years of guitar playing really i should be much better. It doesn't make sense to comment on someones natural ability when you dont know how long they have been doing somthing. Jimi Hendrix played guitar for only 12 years! There are 5 year old asian kids on YouTube that can play better than me for christs sake. Really if any human without some sort of handicap played the amount of time i have i imagine they would outshred me. It just frustrating when poeple say that. Thats all 57 42 ↑ Share +

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What a hero

Resumes including 'they/them' pronouns are more likely to be overlooked, new report finds Opinion/Analysis inthenews 8 6h 2 raider1v11 12y-18/d cnbc.com 92% · 28 607 + 1k ⇓ >> : [score hidden] 2h☺ I'm a cis dude with a great resume as a software developer and some scientific articles published. I'll start putting pronouns in my resume to normalise it. Maybe that will help out with normalising it and make some people's lives easier.
Resumes including 'they/them' pronouns are more likely to be overlooked, new report finds Opinion/Analysis inthenews 8 6h 2 raider1v11 12y-18/d cnbc.com 92% · 28 607 + 1k ⇓ >> : [score hidden] 2h☺ I'm a cis dude with a great resume as a software developer and some scientific articles published. I'll start putting pronouns in my resume to normalise it. Maybe that will help out with normalising it and make some people's lives easier.

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What a hero

Resumes including 'they/them' pronouns are more likely to be overlooked, new report finds Opinion/Analysis inthenews 8 6h raider1v11 12y-18/d + 92% - cnbc.com 28 607 + 1k ⇓ [score hidden] 2h g Damn, I'm a cis dude with a great resume as a software developer and some scientific articles published. I'll start putting pronouns in my resume to normalise it. Maybe that will help out with normalising it and make some people's lives easier.
Resumes including 'they/them' pronouns are more likely to be overlooked, new report finds Opinion/Analysis inthenews 8 6h raider1v11 12y-18/d + 92% - cnbc.com 28 607 + 1k ⇓ [score hidden] 2h g Damn, I'm a cis dude with a great resume as a software developer and some scientific articles published. I'll start putting pronouns in my resume to normalise it. Maybe that will help out with normalising it and make some people's lives easier.

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Gosh guys just leave him alone

Call canceled by caller Yesterday 22:39 Call canceled by caller Yesterday 23:27 https:// t-Us http:// cn/?p Yesterday 23:41 00:01 cn/Abou Duration: 44:03 20:50 :D Only left Beijing for less than 8 hours and my phone is already blowing up...Can somebody trade life with me? You can have the penthouse suite and all I want is ONE GOD D HOUR of peace. My depression is coming back for real. Shoutout to my brother @6ylun who's also hustling at this hour. Salute
Call canceled by caller Yesterday 22:39 Call canceled by caller Yesterday 23:27 https:// t-Us http:// cn/?p Yesterday 23:41 00:01 cn/Abou Duration: 44:03 20:50 :D Only left Beijing for less than 8 hours and my phone is already blowing up...Can somebody trade life with me? You can have the penthouse suite and all I want is ONE GOD D HOUR of peace. My depression is coming back for real. Shoutout to my brother @6ylun who's also hustling at this hour. Salute

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Hate when they do that

Chess I hate my classmates when they call me "Magnus carlsen" just because I just won every single game to every single person in the class, I know that I will never be like him, He's the King in chess ☑
Chess I hate my classmates when they call me "Magnus carlsen" just because I just won every single game to every single person in the class, I know that I will never be like him, He's the King in chess ☑

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And a follow up

Random manager - "we are going to need your help making tik toks" What is going on?! "I heard you're tik tok famous!" Random girl at the office. *stunned people are talking about my page* 10:58 AM 28 Mar 23 220 Views 1 Like
Random manager - "we are going to need your help making tik toks" What is going on?! "I heard you're tik tok famous!" Random girl at the office. *stunned people are talking about my page* 10:58 AM 28 Mar 23 220 Views 1 Like

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TikTok fame

"I heard you're tik tok famous!" Random girl at the office. * stunned people are talking about my page* "I guess you can say that" 10:45 AM 28 Mar 23 324 Views 1 Quote 4 Likes
"I heard you're tik tok famous!" Random girl at the office. * stunned people are talking about my page* "I guess you can say that" 10:45 AM 28 Mar 23 324 Views 1 Quote 4 Likes

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Must be so hard

u/ Preschooler math Child 4-9 Years My child turned 4 years old a few months ago and has picked up multiplication and can solve problems like "you go fishing and catch 5 fish every hour and are fishing for 2 hours. How many fish do you catch?". I see that fingers go up when I ask such questions and the start of memorizing 2×2, 3×2, etc because I keep asking these questions. I gave the kid a calculator, which is now used for fun. We were playing and now talked about exponents too, well at least squares and cubes, which also appears to have been successfully absorbed. We talked about this stuff using fruits like apples and oranges so I know there is a concrete understanding of these concepts. We've only basically touched division and subtraction. I plan to introduce them as the reverse of adding and multiplying when i sense boredom with adding and multiplying. It was all fun and games but I'm kicking myself a little now. Is this normal? I don't remember doing any of this stuff till I was much older. I want a normal regular childhood for my kid. For clarity, we don't do this stuff all the time. Maybe once a week or once every 2-3 weeks numbers/math seems to be picked up quickly/ easily. We do like counting random things though. PIC COLLAGE
u/ Preschooler math Child 4-9 Years My child turned 4 years old a few months ago and has picked up multiplication and can solve problems like "you go fishing and catch 5 fish every hour and are fishing for 2 hours. How many fish do you catch?". I see that fingers go up when I ask such questions and the start of memorizing 2×2, 3×2, etc because I keep asking these questions. I gave the kid a calculator, which is now used for fun. We were playing and now talked about exponents too, well at least squares and cubes, which also appears to have been successfully absorbed. We talked about this stuff using fruits like apples and oranges so I know there is a concrete understanding of these concepts. We've only basically touched division and subtraction. I plan to introduce them as the reverse of adding and multiplying when i sense boredom with adding and multiplying. It was all fun and games but I'm kicking myself a little now. Is this normal? I don't remember doing any of this stuff till I was much older. I want a normal regular childhood for my kid. For clarity, we don't do this stuff all the time. Maybe once a week or once every 2-3 weeks numbers/math seems to be picked up quickly/ easily. We do like counting random things though. PIC COLLAGE

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He's just so smart

13h*** Sorry Richard but I suspect the challenge is to be able to work out how many eggs are implicitly in the egg tray as distinct from how many [can be seen] in the picture. (16 in the picture. Probably 30 in the egg tray) Like 2 | 1 Reply 10h Unless there's an artificial egg shaped stand in the middle, then it's anyone's guess! (That's what an IQ of 168 does for you Like. CO 2
13h*** Sorry Richard but I suspect the challenge is to be able to work out how many eggs are implicitly in the egg tray as distinct from how many [can be seen] in the picture. (16 in the picture. Probably 30 in the egg tray) Like 2 | 1 Reply 10h Unless there's an artificial egg shaped stand in the middle, then it's anyone's guess! (That's what an IQ of 168 does for you Like. CO 2

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Thanks for that

Yes, I am the person in the $375,000 Ferrari F8 Spider slowing down traffic on the 405 to get a photo of a Caprice Wagon. And yes it was worth it. F r was mint.
Yes, I am the person in the $375,000 Ferrari F8 Spider slowing down traffic on the 405 to get a photo of a Caprice Wagon. And yes it was worth it. F r was mint.

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My kid is just way too smart

I am struggling! My 2 year old daughter is meeting 4 year old milestones+. I'm having a hard time finding kids to play with her... She's so advanced and wants to play with older kids, but none of them have been nice or friendly. My daughter is extremely well- mannered and is a big sharer. I don't want her to be around mean kids, but those who want to play and share in all the amazing things life has to offer. My daughter know her alphabet in and out of order, can count up to 30 (a couple are skipped) and backwards from 10, she knows all her shapes and colors, she says 6+ word sentences and sings full songs, she reads board books by herself (memorized: I'm sure), and we are working on spelling as she spells her own name and daddy. She really needs someone at her own mental capacity but can also show her how to play with others. Every time she tries talking to other kids, they all yell at her or leave her or just don't talk yet. I'm at a loss. I would love to schedule play dates with like-minded people, but this has been a struggle. If anyone has good, kind kids who are at her mental capacity, I'd love to schedule a playdate... Thanks! (Pic of my 2 year old.)
I am struggling! My 2 year old daughter is meeting 4 year old milestones+. I'm having a hard time finding kids to play with her... She's so advanced and wants to play with older kids, but none of them have been nice or friendly. My daughter is extremely well- mannered and is a big sharer. I don't want her to be around mean kids, but those who want to play and share in all the amazing things life has to offer. My daughter know her alphabet in and out of order, can count up to 30 (a couple are skipped) and backwards from 10, she knows all her shapes and colors, she says 6+ word sentences and sings full songs, she reads board books by herself (memorized: I'm sure), and we are working on spelling as she spells her own name and daddy. She really needs someone at her own mental capacity but can also show her how to play with others. Every time she tries talking to other kids, they all yell at her or leave her or just don't talk yet. I'm at a loss. I would love to schedule play dates with like-minded people, but this has been a struggle. If anyone has good, kind kids who are at her mental capacity, I'd love to schedule a playdate... Thanks! (Pic of my 2 year old.)

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Why are they all seducing me?

Are people being approached romantically by tour guides a lot? back in June I was on a trip to Malaysia where a tour guide was very much interested in me and made a move on me. More recently I've been on a trip to Greece and during a boat tour while we were getting off an island the tour guide there also made a pass at me/made a move on me. I'm just wondering have any of you ladies experienced the same or know people that have? Is this quite common with tour guides trying to seduce tourists? What's been your experiences?
Are people being approached romantically by tour guides a lot? back in June I was on a trip to Malaysia where a tour guide was very much interested in me and made a move on me. More recently I've been on a trip to Greece and during a boat tour while we were getting off an island the tour guide there also made a pass at me/made a move on me. I'm just wondering have any of you ladies experienced the same or know people that have? Is this quite common with tour guides trying to seduce tourists? What's been your experiences?

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