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ZEALOT GF "Be cleansed OF SIN-" *CRACK* Was fighting off a pack of pox-walkers. One of their heads rolled to the floor at your feet Semi-Psychotic Met while escorting her pilgrimage off a warp infested ship "Ah! A herald of His Holy Militarum... a rather striking one at that... Yes! Thy will do perfectly" Claims that her prayers for her "Holy Sign" were answered when she laid eyes on you 5'7" "My Love! Come, let us pray together before we retire for the evening" Always makes you sit in praise with her, but you don't mind. "God Emperor, protect my Love with your holy light..." Insists on holding hands while in prayer, occasionally whispering your name "And should they ever stray, grant me the strength to send their soul to you" Wait what- Her love for you is only surpassed by her love for the Emperor "Truly! It is His will that we were destined to be together, My Love!" Insists that the God Emperor himself brought the two of you together. You're inclined to believe her... You're also slightly afraid to disagree with her Reads you prayers and plays with your hair when you can't sleep. "Holding your arm? Yes, I can't let My Love be led astray" Wait- Love??? Insisted on accompanying you, and that Thunder Hammer was a very convincing argument You're... Dating now? "Don't worry my Love, I will grant any who touches you the Benevolent Emperor's mercy" Well- on the bright side you're not a mutant so she 'probably' won't kill you... Plus she's pretty cute 0 Tries to speak in High Gothic It's... She does her best Makes her Wants to be a sister of battle own candles They're... Fragrant Keeps her copy of the Lectitio Divinitatus on her at all times She's sweet... But she scares you sometimes- "If thine should ever stray from Me or the Emperors light, I shall deliver onto thee the His judgement. Does Thou Understand?" You've watched her vaporize a heretic's skull with her hammer It was kinda hot- Y-yeah... She's terrifying "Good, now lay thy head in my lap while I finish my evening litanies" "BLOOD for the GOD EMPEROR! SKULLS for the GOLDEN THRONE!!!"

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