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FIND THE BASTARD WHO SHAT DOWN MY CHIMNEY! Homeowner's flue poo horror A LOO WITH A VIEW: The mystery dumper lays cable down Mike's stack HOUSEHOLDER Mike Williams is furious- after a foul-bowelled hooligan unloaded a big, steaming S--- down his freshly swept chimney. Carpet-fitter Mike (left) had been looking forward to making up the first real fire of the year as temperatures. took a turn south in his home city of Aberdeen. But those plans went down the drain after the young oik unleashed a plop down the flue, which landed with a nasty splatter in the grate Unwed Mike, 34, raged: "I was just getting home from work when a FishChi By SIMON DEAN sonundaysport.00 neighbour ran up and said they'd seen a wee ned (Scottish for a ruffian) shatting down the chimney "He's even taken a wee photo on his phone. When I opened the door the smell was incredible. "The wee bastard's s---- had landed in the grate- it was all over the place! Bastard "It was all on the rug in front of the fire. There no way itll brush out. What the hell am I going to say to the insurance? Och-a ned shat doon the chimney? "If I get my hands on the bastard I'll kick him in the arse so hard he'll never s--- again." A source at Grampian Police said the crime was "unpleasant and unusual. Do you recognise the chimney s------? Call our newsdesk on 0844 441 5128

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