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Me after secretly helping my parents pack and hide gifts from eachother:

When you replay an old game and realize it's the memories you miss, not the game

لمه لي 111 ntaxt ང་ @DeAndre Page In my peaceful era. I just let things be.

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You gotta meet your kids where they're at | /r/wholesomememes

alice-in-daisychains Follow ... Our kid has gotten really into (age-appropriate) sci-fi books, and has been full of odd questions I don't know how to answer in a way that wouldn't make her feel weird for asking them. Today I overheard her walk up to her dad and ask him where we keep our oxygen tanks. He asked what. Oxygen tanks for the house, she clarified. And without skipping a goddamn beat he casually answers "we don't need those, we're on a grass planet." And he carried on to explain how Earth's surface is covered in plants and that the plants produce all the oxygen we need, and she was glued on spot listening eyes wide when he went into detail about how photosynthesis works. No parenting class would ever have prepared me for having my kid ask me why we don't need artificial oxygen storage, nor would it ever have crossed my mind that the right answer to that is "not on this planet." Blaze Ο

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Snoop and Cookie Monster at the Olympics | /r/wholesomememes

Snoop Dogg and Cookie Monster share a cookie in Paris at the Olympics

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Salute to all healthcare workers! | /r/wholesomememes

Cardiac surgeon comforts crying 2 year old girl by playing cartoons before her surgery

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"No One Distanced Themselves from Me, Not One Single Person" | /r/wholesomememes

GARETH THOMAS "No One Distanced Themselves From Me, Not One Single Person" Rugby legend Gareth Thomas is 6-foot-3 and 16 stone of muscle, and in 2005 he captained Wales to its first Grand Slam victory since 1978. Also, he's gay. For a long time, he tried to live his life as if he were straight, but he was not able to. Eventually, he told his wife, Jemma, that he was gay, and they split up. On 4 November 2006, after a rugby game, he started crying in the locker room, and coach Scott Johnson asked him, "What's up?" Mr. Thomas replied, "Me and Jemma have split." Mr. Johnson then said, "Oh no, what's happened?" Then he said, "I know what's happened - I know what it is." He had guessed that Mr. Thomas is gay. They went into another room, and Mr. Thomas confessed that he is gay. Mr. Thomas says, "After keeping it secret for so long, I felt a huge rush of relief." Mr. Johnson then told him, "Right, I've got to speak now to three or four players in the Welsh team because you need the boys to surround you and support you. You can't cope with this on your own." Mr. Thomas sat in a bar, waiting for some of his teammates to show up and wondering what they would tell him. His teammates Stephen Jones and Martyn Williams showed up, patted him on his back, and said, "We don't care. Why didn't you tell us before?" Mr. Thomas says, "Two of my best mates in rugby didn't even blink an eyelid. Martyn said he never had a clue, would never have thought it. I felt everyone was protecting me and closing in tight around me. No one distanced themselves from me, not one single person."

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Love Coupons | /r/wholesomememes

Happy birthday, babe Another year older, another year I'll love you ta-daa! here's your present! Love Coupon ♥GOOD FOR ♥ 1 KISS Love 1 BA Love Coupon GOOD FOR 1 HUG It's a cute love coupon book! I found it online and thought it'd be perfect! (since you sometimes have trouble telling me what you need) Love Coupon ♥GOOD FOR♥ 1 MASSAGE Coupon FOR BLE H Love Coupon GOOD FOR 1 CUDDLE wha- Wait, I didn't know babe- I love this... You're right, I get carried away taking over things, that I forget we're a team. This is a great way to take some weight off my shoulders... imgflip.com Thank you. garrett h. woah... There's coupons for kisses, cuddles massages... Wash the dishes, scrub the toilets, do the laundry- Oh damn, there's I even one to clean the entire house? a... anything for you, babe.... didnt know this would have chores, the seller should mention in the description that it includes it bc i thought it was just gonna be cute gay s--- and now i have to garrett h ur lucky my boyfriend

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Respect!!! | /r/wholesomememes

When my mom asked my grand daddy (the one in the rocking chair) if she had to say ma'am and sir to a "colored" man he said "the only color you need to be concerned with is the color of their hair. If you see grey hair there better be a Sir or Ma'am coming out of your mouth. Don't even look at the color of their skin. It doesn't matter. Show respect"

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So cute!!! | /r/wholesomememes

What is the most a dollar has ever gotten you? Discussion 22.0k BEST COMMENTS 4.7k ↑ Share Award Jfreak7.2h 6 Awards TLDR: A wife, three beautiful children and frankly my life as I know it. Story time: Back in Jr. High, I liked a girl and flirted with her quite a bit. One time, during a band trip, we stopped at a gas station and she bought me a pack of gum. I tried to pay her back $1 but she refused. So, I slipped the $1 in her pocket. She then slipped the dollar in my backpack and so began the back and forth with the $1 bill. We found silly ways to give it back and forth. I mailed it to her house. She stuffed it in a gum wrapper and offered me a piece. I then decided that I would ask her out on this $1. I wrote, "Will you go out with me" on it and put it in a note and gave it to her. She said yes (of course, it would be a terrible story otherwise, I suppose). About four years later, I still had the same dollar kept away. On our anniversary, I wrote "Will you marry me" on the bottom of the dollar. We have been married for 15 years and have three awesome kids. We still have that dollar stored away.

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Ben & Steph I AM IN A BAD MOOD AND NOTHING CAN FIX IT. NOTHING? FOOD? NOT EVEN... NO. OKAY, OKAY. I'LL GIVE YOU SNATCH WHAT KIND OF FOOD? SOME SPACE. CollegeHumor 2016 FACEBOOK.COM/NOOBTHELOSER

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Olympic athlete Alice Bellandi (of Italy) kisses her girlfriend after winning the Gold medal in Women's Judo | /r/wholesomememes

SWIT OBS 200 PARA 2 A.BUR 888 TALIA ITALIA 108 Al

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Weather the storm | /r/wholesomememes

Everything will fall into place.

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Knowing something that no one else does | /r/wholesomememes

Race car spelled backwards is race car

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Happy Friendship Day [OC] | /r/wholesomememes

YOU KEPT THIS ALL THESE YEARS? ENDS OF COURSE... FRIENDS FOREVER @THAT DOODLE GUY

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