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: Anonymous I got r---- 48 KB GIF 10/25/24(Fri)14:06:24 No.79242110 >be me drunk outside night club last weekend >6 in the morning, everyone is leaving >I'm almost passing out near some sidewalk >big hambeast comes over and grabs me and starts making out with me >was drunk so I just let myself go, too tired or unconscious to move her >starts groping my d---, but I don't get hard, she continues anyway and puts my hand on her t--- >this in broadlight, some n----- probably recorded us >leaves after 15 minutes I'm not sure if it was r--- but it was pretty f------ disgusting. I heard some people WOOing in the background but nobody stopped her, what the f--- Inb4 >why were you drunk at a night club I'm an alcoholic and usually don't interact with anyone, I just like to dance like a sperg. Yes I'm autistic.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anonymous >>335124507 # 05/11/21(Tue)11:09:37 No.335125501 This info is outdated anyway, FWIW >>335125745 # >>335126071 # Anonymous >>335125501 # FWIW means...? 05/11/21(Tue)11:12:07 No.335125745 >>335125858 # Anonymous >>335125745 # 05/11/21(Tue)11:13:19 No.335125858 folga wooga imoga womp

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: Anonymous Gf's keep leaving me for other(...) 429 KB JPG as a new job 07/18/24(Thu)21:39:41 No.31641259 This has been my last two relationships >me and girl start dating >together for maybe a year to a year and a half >things are seemingly going great with no problems from either of us >she does something that means she meets a lot of new people, such >she leaves me for the guys hitting on her at her new job How the f--- do I stop this s---? My self esteem is f----- because this has happened twice now. How do I keep a woman happy enough that she wont want to go f--- some other guy? Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)21:44:24 No.31641268 Stop dating cheap w-----? Go for more than looks alone, a trophy wife can and will ditch you. : Anonymous >>31641259 (OP) # 07/18/24(Thu)21:48:31 No.31641285 >How the f--- do I stop this s---? Break up with these disloyal hoes before they can dump you.

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Anonymous 481 KB PNG 67 Replies / 6 Images 10/25/24(Fri)15:18:58 No.79240981 >too depressed to do laundry >been wearing the same sports bra and pj pants since tuesday how pathetic would it be to just ask my mom to do it for me? shes already mad at me for rotting in bed all week so i dont really want to give her another reason to ask my dad to yell at me View Thread

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Anonymous 336 KB PNG 10/25/24(Fri)08:45:21 No.79240437 >be straight male on 4chan >post my east asian eyes for the lulz >they tell me i have feminine eyes >gay f------ start talking about bwc and s--- >they start calling me an attentionwhore for white men >tfw i get hard having unlimited and unsupervised internet access as a child harmed me in ways some would never imagine :/

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: Anonymous AAA madness 194 KB PNG 10/24/24(Thu)23:19:55 No.692781149 >noooo, you can't make a game like Elden Ring! you deliver too much!! >noooo, you can't make a game like Baldurs Gate 3! people will expect the same quality from us!! >noooo, you'll kill us!!! Western AAA studios casually admitting that they purposely under-deliver.

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: Anonymous Date friends and coworkers, th(...) 452 KB JPG 10/25/24(Fri)03:56:53 No.79238348 Am I a retard? > work as an engineer with robots > for the first time in over a year a female joins a neighboring team > start chatting with her for almost a week > ask her out for lunch. Pay attention for what she says, joke around, she laughs. We are having a good time > when it comes to cars, she mentions that she recently went to a trip with her boyfriend > day ruined Was I overthinking? Am I a retard? I feel like if a guy starts hitting on you or talking to you often, you mention that you have a boyfriend. What should I do robots? She is like a solid 3, nothing special but also I almost never see women of my age. In my industry. My life is work-home- work. Pic related

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: Anonymous 24 KB JPG 10/25/24(Fri)01:06:47 No.79237102 When I nearly killed an old bloke >10 years ago >21 y/o dropout just slacking and living off inheritance >have house in nice neighbourhood (inherited it) >use it to throw heaps of parties >one neighbours ALWAYS gets cut about the parties and one night he knocked on and I just said he should rack off, so he goes and calls the vics on us (cops for you yanks) >vics get over and shut the whole thing down, hit us with a f------ fine for 'noise pollution' >gotta pay $200 >want to get back at the c--- so try and think of a prank to pull. After a night of thought I figure I'll do the classic burning s--- bag prank. >didnt realise it was supposed to be dog s--- so I just s--- in a bag for the prank >waited until about late night and went over >it stank weird outside his already, but I'd had heaps of beers before I went over so I didnt clock why >put the bag of s--- on the deck, light it up and leg it >just as I get off the porch/deck the whole f------ thing lights up, like it had gasoline on it >freak the f--- out and just leg it >realise right away this c---'s house is gonna burn so I get to a pub to have an alibi >get back a couple hours later and he's stood outside while the fireys are putting out the house >whole things has burnt to the ground >overhear while he's talking that he'd varnished the deck that day. That explains why it went up so quick. he got out of the house alright luckily, but yeah that's how I nearly killed an old bloke. Kids about had been playing pranks and s--- so it was just written off as an accident. Shouldnt have been a c--- about the party.

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Anonymous 247 KB JPG 10/25/24(Fri)01:38:52 No.79237338 >be me >last night in Vegas >win a ton of money gambling >bartender recommends a strip club >uber over there with the intention of spending no more than $250 >pay $50 entry fee >steep but a nice enough club >really salt in the entry and go with the first girl who grabs my hand >offers a private dance for $200 >I agree >makes me pay an extra $90 for the booth and two drinks >drunk so oblige like a retard >booths have better light >not as hot as I initially thought meh t--- and body >whatever >spend the next fifteen minutes in a private booth getting handsy with her >ask for an extra $300 for a private room while grabbing my d--- >decline >sessions over. She asks for a f------ $40 tip. >I tip her $10 It was cool but I feel like I got ripped off. Are strip clubs normally this expensive?

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Tell me what you aren't telling others + 155 replies and 13 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)21:53:04 No.926449688 >>926449301 dont have a ton of time but here it is as best as I remember it >be me, 16 or so >bored as f--- >find random house in phone book, like 5 miles away >go sit at end of their block and just watch the family come and go >notice mom is kind of hot >start following her around some >arrange to go grocery shopping same time as her >put weird stuff in her cart when she isn't looking - like baby oil and huge cucumbers >start calling from pay phones and leave messages like "hey Beth, this is Harold. It was great seeing you at the gym today but I think we all know better." >buy condoms >drop them in her purse at grocery >keep calling, always keep messages short >One time -- and this took a while to set up -- stole a pair of my mom's panties and j----- in them. left them in my car all crusty. followed her husband to the hardware store on a sspring day, dropped them under the seat of his car. >anyway, one day was sitting down the block and heard the door slam and he came screaching down the block and t boned another car. > left them alone for a while but went back a month or so later and only her car was ever there.

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Anonymous 91 KB JPG changed 10/25/24(Fri)00:24:36 No.79233836 >be me >broke college student in mid college >doing projects at a secluded corner of my library without any CCTV(cause I love privacy) >went to toliet without asking someone to watch my stuff >went back, nothing seems to have >skips to the next day >pulls out out biology notes from backpack >it was half soaked with some weird sticky substance >smells it, it was c--. >checks backpack >tfw some couple doing the devil's tango threw a used condom in my backpack because they can't be bothered to throw that s--- to the bin upstairs I'd rather just have a street n---- steal my s--- at this point man what the actual f--- is wrong with college couples

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Anonymous 96 KB PNG >Into crossdressing 10/24/24(Thu)14:18:18 No.79231786 >Turned on by my own body smell >Turned on seeing my own body in the mirror, specially the ass, but my entire naked body just turns me on >Like to gaze for minutes on end at my face >Love my long wavy hair (that women find pretty) >Like getting things in my ass and c------ hands free BUT >Only ever fallen in love with women >Have never gotten a slight bit of attraction towards another man >Disgusted by gay p--- Serious question: Am I gay?

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: Anonymous I got r---- 48 KB GIF 10/25/24(Fri)14:06:24 No.79242110 >be me drunk outside night club last weekend >6 in the morning, everyone is leaving >I'm almost passing out near some sidewalk >big hambeast comes over and grabs me and starts making out with me >was drunk so I just let myself go, too tired or unconscious to move her >starts groping my d---, but I don't get hard, she continues anyway and puts my hand on her t--- >this in broadlight, some n----- probably recorded us >leaves after 15 minutes I'm not sure if it was r--- but it was pretty f------ disgusting. I heard some people WOOing in the background but nobody stopped her, what the f--- Inb4 >why were you drunk at a night club I'm an alcoholic and usually don't interact with anyone, I just like to dance like a sperg. Yes I'm autistic.

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