>Minecraft Alpha
>I'm playing, building an obsidian fortress that pours magma out to roast any hostiles that dare raid
>A wild everyone appears
>They say this is the dumbest piece of shit ever, why would anyone play this
>I tell them it's a great game
>Everyone says it's bullshit
>I ignore them
>After a while I get bored to death of minecraft. Enough obsidian fortresses everywhere
>Beta
>Everyone is bitching at me for not telling them about Minecraft and me not playing it

>I fucking hate everyone

>Use console commands to spawn a pile of diamonds.
>Make a full set of diamond armour and gear.
>Look FABULOUS.