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Emil Jehan Shamsuddin Alright, f--- it. It's been eating away at me, and considering Luke's post just now and everyone's responses, I'm going to come out and say it, because I've had enough of hiding behind this holier-than-thou facade of looking better by denying it I have a legitimate crush on Twilight Sparkle. Some of you may say NAW MEELZ WE TOTALLY COULDN'T PICK UP ON THAT or AWW ISN'T THAT CUTE, HE FINALLY KNOWS WHAT TO LOOK FOR IN A REAL GIRL. No, f--- your s---, I am actually in love with her Like, my heart explodes into a billo itte bite -sized pieces everytime she's on screenin the show I love her that much. In a world where I'm surrounded with nothing but idiots, having to deal with b------- and drama everyday, Twilight seems to be the one bit of hope I have in showing not everyone is literally retarded Intelligence turns me on by a lot, and what it comes down to, Twilight comes off as a very competent, intelligent, smart and obviously dorky girl that tugs on my heartstrings in every wa y possible. Go ahead. Make fun of me. Ridicule me, claim I have problems. I don't give a f---. Quite frankly, she's done me nothing but good. She's a continuing source of inspiration, helping me be a better guy overall. She's inspired Meelz Sparkle, and more importanty, Song For Twilight. All those lyrics, you thought they were based solely on the show?1 meant every last thing I said in there(save for plot points from the script) But alas, reality hits me hard, as for the past few months I've found it really f------ hard to cope with the sole fact that she isn't real. I really couldn't be f----- if she were human or not. inb4 gallons joke, the thing about that is, f------ her is the last thing I think of. I don't in anyway fantasize over cartoon ponies, but Twilight's character herself turns me on a lot. I've also learned recenly to completely disassociate sexuality from intimacy. Granted, Twilight is pretty and her voice is insanely sexy, but thats beside the point. Her character drives an intimate feeling I have with her, and if you're not okay with that, go f--- yourself. So yeah, load up your cannons, light up your torches, sharpen your pitchforks and fire away, I'm in love with Twilight Sparkle, and I'm 100% serious. Just know that she's done more for me than anyone could ever imagine </melodramatic> Like Comment Follow post 26 March at 17:21 near Perth, Western Australia

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kimjonggrill

kimjonggrill

Jun 08, 2012 at 12:19PM EDT

It's OK random-facebook-dude-who's-accidentally-managed-to-fall-in-love-with-a-cartoon-character, we're not here to judge you. Or at least I'm not.

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Spidervance

Spidervance

Jun 08, 2012 at 05:36PM EDT

Obsessing and falling in love with an MLP character? Pfft, who does that?

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