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Pendant of the Rageborn Gloves of the Master Upon wearing these gloves (both) you gain the ability to masterfully use any object you IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONETAKE ONE OF THESE. Dagger of the Tattered Coin wearing this pendant While holding this dagger and wishing for something a merchant Followed by your quesion will be will appear. The merchant will request payment for your wish and what you're asking. Upon first glance the price is determined by how precious you subconsiously perceive The question will ask you what world the wish to be to you you will see nothing but a Ul consoles of your time.(This includes any device that plays "games") At anytime you get mad during the mirror will ask you a question. - upon touching tools you can fix anything it can fix youris you would like to live in and genatalia will result in death by pleasure. (which will last for experience it tenfold and remain this way for a duration de what person you would like to be -this can be any worldiperson you You may change the worldiperson atThis watch allows the holder to use sell things gs to the merc On -the merd -the merchant can only be paid in Watch of the Unseen Brush of Vanity ame you ar the mirror ny stealth abilites and items he or Mith brush in hand the holder has he has seen in video games worlds not used will be in a stasis to what you can imagine you gain coin by doing tasks you subconsiously perceive as You may change any instance of numbers while using the c includes your funds on as well as a save file on the mirror sical body it does not directly have to be related tems will be at your disposal but at he linit the character normally has. the brush cannot function without you may only use one set of abilities blood. (any blood will do, even er -the merchant can be whatever you to vidya want it to be for the first year of conversations facepersonality'shape/size you like the merchant will open with "WhatMask of the salesmen are yah buyin?" and open with "What The mirror can have any time witch through them as you please. |-changes made to a person or upon selection of an ability you must yourself will adapt them into ommit either murder or theft within whatever you changed them into Grimore of en This enchanted mask allovws the user to pull any object he/she needs 24 hours, else you will have a year (basically you can't kill someone by The moment you touch this book of Vigor aken on your life making them into pure plastic.) you are flooded with arcane moment. However the mask requires Fitems that go beyond imagination will-the brush has all the functions of knowledge and the ability to use a form o h item Upon wearing this ring you gain limitless starmina and endurance Your astounding rate and will baffle doctors. You will gain resistances to other people who will ask you for any and all diseases/poisonsinjuries, items. (or sell them.) hell it will take two bullets to kill you.-the currency is consumed the ll function and will fuction under photoshop. But artistic details are various forms of basic magic ny circumstances The world will also be beset by the limited only to your imagination the brush talks in a french accent arcane and be flooded with ems ll regenerate at an monsters and magical... things Afterwords you ill immediately be Heart of the immortal r by witches, and other monster females that lust after your c---. Every time you killbanish a monster you gain a Upon choosing this item your heart is instantly replaced This heart grants freedom from death and all it's ploys This also randomly generates all the artifacts around the world and only your touch and a recitement of "I awaken thee." will bring the artifacts back to working condition the ring cannot be destroyed, but pockets the mask changes your appearance to suit the needs of the customer your pockets defy logic items that exceed your pockets will be place in a location you know is the ring does not change your appearance in anyway the monster was. In turn the rupee's can either upgrade your spells or a merchant any excercise will be void when s from you may also set the world to whatever time you like as well as what you will gain a massive appiteite for suitable grains and various fruits and nuts -upon being trapped or placed in an impossible situation you will These monster can imitate real you may return to your time whenever you like by stabbing your heart yourself with sane mind and purpose. However the heart is lost forever and you lose immortality -the artifacts will never be placed in an unreachable place. Nor will they osting how to eat right and avoid soy and four pag on life The more powerful you become the more monsters appear unless you can defeat the demon queen. the merchant appears when you rap you have a "sense" for the artifacts when drawing close you start with basic gear and supplies for the universe you choose

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The Wizard THE CONTRACTOR You are given a superpower at the expenseYou are given a ring of extraordinary powerYou are given a book of dark and twisted You become a wizard at the expense of never having sex again of your emotions. The superpower you areat the expense of your soul. Afterwards your knowledge. The expense only comes if you you to see things you hadn't noticed The knowledge you learn from the book given is outwith your control but will always soul belongs to a powerful demon meaningread the book as it's contents will cause that after you die you will serve the demon If you have already had sex before the age of thirty you will only be half as powerful as someone who hasn in Additionally, after using your power for extended periods of time you will have a compulsion to perform a small ritual such as minor miracles and later on major miradl washing your hands or shuffling a deck of in 0 paranormal and teaches vou how to not A minor miracle would be healing the blind a major miracle would be parting an ocean.communicate and possibly ally yourself learn: water, wind, fire and earth. You only survive these creatures but to cannot learn the more advanced elements cards. The ritual you have to perform is the plane of magic for several years You will receive no guidance in how to lice, lightning, lava, metal) unless you live in always small but it must The ring's powers are directly proportionateThe atures are from the imagination of After gaining your new abilities you will beto how much people admire, trust and contacted by your government and offered a believe in you so it is almost impossible to career there, working as one of their agent You may refuse their offer but in doing sOit's weakest the ring can still perform minor everyone who has lived on this planet, from master your new ab so you must find o anv evi in incredible horror. If you manage to ally yourself will some of these creatures they the knowledge on your own. Once you have e put under surveillance and your miracles and there is no limit to how many y people will watch over you during your life and acquired a mastery of the basics though, you will be visited by a grandmaster wizard and every action wil be monitor invited to join him in the plane of magic. the ring can draw it's power from make sure no other creatures harm you They are capable of interfering with this to escape this is by constantly travelling, In the plane of magic your abilties are twice as strong as they would be on our plane and Another organisation will contact you and You can extend your lifespan using the ring,world slightly, like making sure that you based on how many followers you have. After each use of the ring to extend your get dealt a good hand in poker. If you fail to ally yourself then all you can do is protect yourself and hope you make i through the night. If you manage to ange there are many other wizards there to talk offer you a job working for them to help span your sanity will begin to withe take over your country/the world and makeaway until you are so far gone your followe begin to leave you however once you join this plane you may only leave once per week for two hours and you are only capable of leaving once you organisation is full of people who have been You may try and find the demon who has nothing to make your life miserable. You your soul and try and take it back howe ou fail vou will almost certainly face an uc or There are no downside nightmares and hallucinations more vile than the creatures themselves in you begineternity of torment when you di to work for them then want to leave you wil ine

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4CHAN POWERS GAME Special Name Ban Powers (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) You may ban one poster each month They can not come back on 4chan, even if they change their IP. You get a special name that can appear on or off at your choice. It has whatever color you want and cannot be copied by anyone. You will probably get called a samefag, and you can build a good/bad reputation based on the name. Once you choose a name and color it can't be changed. Unbannable DUBS? You cannot be banned from 4chan. Posts containing illegal content can still be deleted, but the text shall remain. This is a free shitposting pass. You now have the power to get dubs once a day. If you wait three, you can get trips. If you You may post without putting in wait 2 weeks, you can get quads A month gets you quints, and higher takes longer. These gets you choose to get can not be taken away by a script or mod, things, however, and bot you get your get as long as you behavior will still net you a ban have the patience to save up for 1t Captcha Super Pass any Captcha, and you also don't have a post "cooldown" period You are not allowed to spam

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tg/ ADVENTURE FRIENDS You bastards only get 10 Dumpy the Urbanmech Servo-Skullo Pendanty Shadeseeker the Vampire Glass Horror *Full-size, completely autonomous *Cockpit is welded shut *Will follow your commands to the best of its meager abilities *Infinite fuel, limited AC ammo Clumsy *Delightful British butler accent Advanced sensor package and free-flight mode *Can manipulate small objects and carry about ten pounds Comes loaded with all 40k lore, rules, and holoprojector *Quirky Evil sentient magical pendant *Can summon shadows to your defense *Grants 'Teleport Through Hell" 3/day any destination on island Excretes hot chocolate or chili on command *Pathological fear of light *Discerning its looks or gender is nearly impossible "Lightning-fast, quick regeneration at night Extremely loyal, will defend you at any cost, though daylight will ki it quickly *Nightmarish creature animated from broken glass *Can regenerate by eating sand *Dog-like mentality and intelligence *Can rearrange itself into simple shapes like a dome or cube, but has trouble with complex commands Likes to cuddle It Fellow Neckbeard Pauldron Marine Wizzy the Wizard Hat Helpful Nanoswarm or Another anonymous resident of tgl *Completely mundane human with random skills and background *Friendly *Comes with supplies and assorted gaming materials, more likely to be what you did not bring *The Emperor's fin- Well, no, not really *Enormous, indestructible pauldrons shield from attacks and the elements *Equipped with bolter, extra ammunition stored in pauldrons *Mostly concerned with securing the island for the Emperor and maintaining his pauldrons Robe not included *Grants the ability to cast simple spells like Prestidigitation and Light "May become tired and require rest if many spells are cast *Acts as a beacon for unpleasant island creatures when used repeatedly *Does great impressions *Perfectly loyal *Can deconstruct materials and objects *Can construct simple objects like hammers when provided with materials *Can heal wounds or sickness with time *is very slow to replace swarm members "Vulnerable to electricity and heat Your standard vanilla dorf, starts as peasant *Will follow your commands as if you were playing DF Comes with a three-month supply of alcohol and food Submits status reports by telepathy *Option to bring 2cat at embark

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UTOPIAN WORLD ADVENTURE MODE SECOND CHANCE You will wake up in a world thatYou get to go on an epic adventure. You may your mind deems as perfect. The setting, the community, everything will just be perfect to n a parallel universe (Everyone you know exists your tastes. You will not be a god, but everything will be in your favor. Also, you won't die You will only get to experience this world for 10 years. After that, you will wake up back to your current life as if nothing ever happened choose a small party of up to any 4 others to come along with you. The number/choice of party members is optional. This adventure will take place but live differently. Think Ocarina of Time vs Majora's Mask). You don't know what you will encounter, but it will be far from earthly encounters You may fight monsters, get new gear, etc. Just like the Utopian World, your adventure will be fit perfectly to your standards of epicness (i.e. you like swordfights rather than futuristic gun fights? Done). You'll vanish completely from Earth for this to happen. You cannot return to your world. You nor your party are immortal, you cannot discover immortality. This adventure will last as long as you please. Also, when/if you complete your adventure, you will be remembered as a hero. Books and stories will be written, etc You will get to live out your life again, from birth. You will have complete memory from your original life. You will get the chance to correct anything in your life. While the butterfly effect IS in place, it won't dramatically f--- s--- up like you see in movies. Unless you predict s--- like 9/11 and become some fake child psychic, nothing too bad should happen. You will have to repeat school, and you will have a 20+ mind in a child's body. won gear, etc. Just like GIRL MODE MAN MODE THUG LIFE You will be born as a girl, instead of a boy. You better think hard before you choose this one, n-----. You will Took nearly the same as you are now, with girl characteristics. For the femanons who want to be a guy. Same rules You will be born and raised as a n----- in Detroit. You Will grow up in a gang that will be your brotherhood. You will get to f--- loads of n----- p----, be in gang gun fights, do drugs, etc. Your sexuality will be parall to what you are now (you l apply like in girl mode, except boys Your gonha like giris. You like girls? Your gonna lk you're going to be a Your chances of death are boys.) What you choose to be like is your choice. dangerously high every day. You cannot leave Detroit, ever. guy, obviously Implying your utopian world wouldn't be living as a girl

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CHOOSE CAREFULLY. CONSUMPTION GHOST AUGMENTATION You can consume any human you touch. When consumed, you gain that person's strength and all they know. There is no limit to how much you can consume. Be warned, those you consume will die and people will try to hunt you down. You may also shift into the form of anyone you've consumed. You get a Ghost. It will never run out of fuel, but can still be destoryed like a normal vehicle. People won't freak if they see this; they'll treat it as a regular motorcycle. Unless you open fire lf the Ghost is stolen or broken, a new one appears in a week's time. Cannot sell. All of Jensen's augments are available to you. You do not need Neuropozyne. If you have any external augments (your arm is replaced, for example) people will treat you as a freaR and may be shunned from society. But how's that any different from now, amirite? Yes, you get the coat. INFINITE BANDANA DAGGER OF TIME CUH-RAZY You stumble upon the Dagger of Time. You can rewind time in seven second incriments just by thinking about it. The Dagger holds 10o charges. If you want more charges, you must kill someone with the dagger and it will fill completley. Yes, you can kill someone and revert time and still have the charges. Your life gets a healthy shot of CUH-RAZY! You don't get Dante's powers or anything like that, but everything you do, from putting on clothes to driving to work will be done with a huge ammount of flare and smokin' sick style. No real benefit beyond the cool factor. When wearing Snake's bandana (yes, you have to wear it) anything you hold in your hands never runs out. Guns have infinate ammo, food regenerates as soon as you tabe a bite, etc. The effect wont work if you aren't touching it, therefore, you can't use it with any form of currency. Only duplicates the object, not what its function, so no infinite credit card or s--- like that. 25 MINUTES

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CHOOSE YOUR CREW! It's the year 2200: You are an human at the command of a small spaceship...your profession? Well, you might be a merchant looking for the most rare goods in the universe, or you might be a bounty hunter always at the border of danger, or you might be an explorer looking for new lifeforms and planets... whatever is your profession, it's not a job you can do alone... Choose 3 crew members to accompany you in your travels: feel free to choose multiple times even the same race. What's your profession, and what are their roles? Rules: Choose up to three crew members, and describe what your job will entail...and what will be their role. Through your travels, you might get new ship members, but for now, you'll start with 3! KHAANEE OKTOLUS FUUCHEENN An "overevolved" race from a death world A tiny highly-advanced race with a huge intellect and psychic powers. A water-dwelling race, known for their wisdom and trading abilities PRO: Very powerful, very fast, very intelligent and displaying an incredible physical prowess. They are remarkable for being cunning minds that can and WILL use its brain to trick enemies.create accessories, and much more. They are They are very friendly as well: it's very likely that they will want to have some drinks with you or entertain you with jokes or parties They are in for the fun. PRO: Oktolus are experts of anything that requires technology: hacking, create weapons also exceptional spies, and can access to irtually anywhere thanks to their technology They seem to have a small amount of psychic powers as well, such as telekinesis. They use those to float around to move all the time. PRO: Fuucheenn are a very cordial and smart race: they are tactical geniuses, good with technology and great merchants: in a spaceship they will be able to cover almost any role with no big effort. They can give you great insights of any given situation, and they know how to do a job well-done to the end. CON: Due being "overevolved", they are a race that grew extremely lazy. They hate working. and will try to avoid work as much as possible, preferring to trick someone else to do their job for themselves or skipping it, or doing as little as possible to resume their parties or games. CON: While their knack with technology got no rivals, they are extremely frail: a punch or a kick may as well be lethal for them. Due their diminutive size (around S inches of diameter) they obtained an hatred for the other races: they are good at their jobs, but they are antisocial, especially toward the biggest races. CON: Coming from a water-dweling race, they need a special breather all the time on them, that tends to slow them down even further than they already are. Nonetheless, they are fairly inept in combats, due low dexterity and speed. SKARAFF SPACE CORGI HUMAN ideals, from a medieval-like planet. The classic choice, as always. PRO: Skaraffs, are huge creatures with an incred bly tough carapace, able to sustain the worse hits than any common weapon could deliver: it is more likely for the starship to be reduced to shreds than its PRO: Small, hyperactive, always cheerful and very loyall Will try to perform any task you ask without ever getting tiredl They are very friendly with everyone, and they PRO: they can fit in any kind of job well enough if they specialize in it. They got a good aggressivity and determination to get s--- done. broken. As plus, the are extreedisplay an incredible optimism toward any situations. CON: They do not excel in anything, while they are loyal: they will stand to your side till the very end, helping you at the best of their abilities. keeping high the morale of the whole group! Also, they are very huggable. jack of all trades. Loyalty may vary A LOT CONS: Due being from a medieval-like planet, they consider technology as "magic: they may get scared in front of new unknown technologies. You may manage to teach one of them how to use an itern after very LONG attempts. Also, due their size (around 4 meters tall) and weight, they are exceptionally slow and are exceptionally slow and heavy: their weight is CON: As much they got good intentions to help, they arent too much smart, and might screw up some jobs if too hard for them. something to keep track of in the cargo of the ship.

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You're allowed 50 coins to purchase the following items. EQUESTRIA BOUND! Well s---, you're being transported to Equestria, but for a price. You're turned into an Earth Pony, and you can't remember anything. However, before being booted into the new world you're offered many options and equipment. Choose Wisely. Wa Unicorn? For 20 coi use magic, but don't wan survival Kit. You can buy it for 5 c an u will have we it wil have everything you will ever need rdl ce OW se i though. If you want the following buy this first For 10 coins you can become a Unicorn Buying the ability to use magic let's you became adapt in many spells, not including elemantal, dark and Divine For an extra 5 coin you can pick one of the four base elements to master. Stacks For 5 coins you regain your memory For 10 coins you can become a Buffalo. You will always be unmatched i reng For 20 you can master Dark Magic and Necromancy. Naturally, everyone will fear For 10 coins you get a laptop with energy nd all of nk Sombr formation on it. For an extra 5 coi you will have unlimited accesst you're a pony it will fitting shape for your condition For 10 coins you'll become a Gryphon You're alpha as f--- erne For 20 coins you can maste Divine Magic. This can heal any ailment, and destroy dark magic with easee For 10 coins you will get a magic book with the complete unabridged history and collective knowledge of Humanity. With out your memory this will look like an over complicated Fairy Tale For 15 coins you can become a Changling. Magic is the same for Unicorns. For 15 coins you gain full knowledge of Alchemy/potion making. No magic training required. To become a Dragon of any type you must spend 30 coins. Your Dragon form will be as old as you For 20 coins you recieve an enchanted blade For 5 coins you gai I forms of Di ion you can see the future it's rather vague or you get a weaker version of the Fleece. You're inverne o become an Alicorn you must spend al 50 coins. You are not immortal or of royal blood. To be immortal you must lose much more then your memory everything except magic. For 10 coins you turn into a Diamond Dog. You a people won't trust you For 5 coins you gain Nature based Magic. You can talk with animals, command plants, and see the past through the Earth, retrocognition. nd most For 10 coins you'll be turned ba to a Human

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Interrogating voice - You may, at any time, ask a question of any living thing in any form you want. You can project this question mentally, at which point everyone who the question applies to will recieve it instantly and understand it no matter the Time machine - You recieve a time machine that can take you to any time and any place The Cosmic Cube INFINITE COSMIC POWER, There is now an opaque white cube of unbreakable material in a dimension connected to our own at every point in space and the current time. You posess the ability to open portals to, but not FROM, this cube from anywhere in the universe as well as the ability to create devices that perform the same function. These portals act as if the cube is spacially connected to the location the portal was created Two points in the universe can be connected using the cube as an intermediate. The edges of the portals are smooth and unbreakable Any number of portals can be active at once located anywhere in the cube. If you become trapped inside the cube, cosmic horrors will r--- you for all eternity in ways your feeble mind cannot even fathom bitty glob You are an omnipotent deity, capable of anything you can imagine! But You're trapped in a 100m sphere somewhere on the earth (your choice where). The sphere cannot move, and neither you nor your powers can leave the sphere under ANY circumstances. Things you create that can exist in reality can exit the sphere. Ex: Yo make an army of soldiers past, present or future. Anything you have on you that could fit through a 1m radius sphere along with you comes with you. The time machine does not. The world you anguage. The reverse is true for travel to is an exact copy of this any answers, If it is able to answered it MUST be answered universe with the sole exeption that you never recieved a time machine honestly in whatever form you WHen you die, by any means, you stipulate. Multiple answers happen in sequence. Questions return to the exact moment you recieved the time machine. You can cnbe in the form: "Adressed to. choose not to use it, and just live (whatever group or individual you your life as normal. But when you with assault rifle, they can t) (your question here) Answerdie you go back to the time by: (speech, interpretive dance, machine. Each time you make a trip messgae, email, post on a you can decide which previous trips are "canon" to the universe you're going to. You cannot travel to any leave, But your legion of wizard dragons can't. A lase text messgae, ona forum, psychic projection, etc..." Ex: "Everyone reading this: What power do you choose? Answer by posting in this thread eam is also Tair game point that you were alive during

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The Mask The Precognizant The Craver You gain a mask that allows you to change your form to whatever humanoid form you wish once a day. The transformation takes 1 hour and hurts like hell You are stuck in whatever form you choose if you have sex in that form. Your social skills and wardrobe are unaffected You are born again as a newborn with your current knowledge and skills intact. You are not guaranteed to be born into a first-world country or a healthy body however. Most likely you end up in China or India You gain an innate ability to woo the opposite sex. You also gain legendary skills in sex. 3 times a months at random intervals the ability either wears off for a day or is amplified, causing people to either be repulsed by you again or to bodily throw themselves at you on the street. Long term relationships are impossible and your life is full of conflicts. But you get tons of p---- there are friends, there wealt The Yearner The Loner The Thinker You get an old-fashioned timepiece, allowing you to stop the passage of time for up to 5 minutes at one charge after which you must manually wind the watch again to keep using it.You are incapable of moving while the time is stopped You gain 5 loyal friends. They are a diverse bunch and are always willing to hang out. They will never let you down and you will stay friends for the rest of your life. You can still drive them away if you are an a------ or neglect them for a long time.None of them are willing to have sex with you and your significant other will resent them deep connection you have with them. You gain access to whatever material goods you desire, free of charge You will never have to work and you can live in villas. However, not a single person is willing to talk to you face to face or touch you. You can s still talk to people on the internet though.

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Ac c e s sor i e s Portable Mansion Bag of Holding mental command mX Sm x Sm extra-dime A small wooden box which expands into an 8000 square foot Mediterranean style those dimensions can be put into it up to the max capacity. Items are bag. Items are stored and withdrawn without hindrance despite more than a kilo. Items put into it are inert and held in a state of away or damage anything else in storage). Standard rules apply: No sentient living with 10 bedrooms easily retrieved by simply thinking of it while reaching into the replenishes food at each meal time. It produces enough sty its occupants up to 15 people s fully furnished fo not conatin any electronics. It mystically taps into an infinite source of energy to r c omfort, set up for standard utilities, including internet temporal stasis (meaning for example if you put in a burning stick it will not burn It mystically taps into' lncluding internet r its standard outlets and sewage simply disappears after it drains. Anything brought into the mansion is ejected harmlessly and remains outside if the mansion is converted back into the box. The mansion is secure enough to thwart most attempts at forced entry with steel shutters on each window and powerful locks on the doors If there is not enough room for the mansion to appear then the box does not change creatures can be put into it. You can't get inside it. Won't function as a respirator or pump. You can 'dump' it out to retrieve forgotten inventory Tomes of Knowledge Lover's Scent You gain 2 leather-bound tomes that each contain a brief anthology of useful information pertaining to a specific field of study. Whomever spendy 8 hours of A small spray bottle with a single dose of powerful pheromones that double the likelihood of befriending and/or possibly mating with members of the opposite sex that you encounter. A new dose is replaced every morning at dawn. An application lasts 24 hours and uninterrupted study to read and analyze the tome becomes nt of the subiect matte ntained the a master tome then turns into an inert dust and cannot be reused. Standard off diplomacy, repopulation, low self-esteem, and counter-acting poor socialization skills fields of study include: ● Engineering (fabrication, construction, structural designs and layouts) ·Mechanics (repair firearms, machinery, automobiles, watercraft, aircraft) ·Electronics (hardware and software repair and operation) ● Tracking/Hunting/Trapping (pursuit, detainment, and/or dispatch of quarry) Wilderness Survival (foraging, navigation, plant identification, primitive living skills) Agriculture (farming, horticulture, hydroponics, aeroponics) Third Eye Lich's Phylactery em atta your forehead and is iffe and establish new links at will. You must be within line of sight to emanating from the phylactery enable you to enthrall up to 5 plain (non-mutated) zombies within line of sight to become On you become a additional powers or influences are enabled by establishing a link. You can also ort can replace it. They follow your verbal commands as best one-way missives ou 100 me as attack the rädcan be commanded to sentry or guard they people passage, provided they are capable of distinguishing ow certa Pharmacy ol over your minions is lost A large pharmaceutical vial that can gene combination of the following drug types: Alcohol, Amphetamines, actery D, MDMA, Opiates Bandolier essing the bottle enables an body's thresh-holds, tolerances, resistances, and dependencies mmu respawn rate of your weapon's ammunition supply is halved. In the Me ge time in halved, and w st time is halved. Folding Boat A small, handheld, origami boat that can transform into a fully functional watercraft and back. The origami will not turn into the vessel if there is not water deep enough and room for it to manifest. The 11 meter (36 ft) vessel mfortabl rt 6 people ared to withstand the It operates a withstand the rigors of deep apacities with ea fishing expeditions and explortation. Comes fully equiped with modern fishing of clean water, jerky, and nutritional supplements enough to sustain up to 6 of its indefinitel Radar Sconter affi Deathward Tattoo iffe imm to zombification and ex cycle; you age at approximately a quarter the rate of a normal further resistance to di injury

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RANGD Twin Handguns Mega Buster Range: /5 meters Rate of Fire: N3 shots/second Ammunition: Blasts of concussive force roughly Range: 75 meters Rate of Fire: Semi-automatic. Ammunition: Each 15-round 9mm magazine renews its equivalent to a softball fired from a pitching machine at 120mph ammunition after 3.5 seconds of being empty without needing to remove the clip or cycle the weapon Notes: Can be externally modified with various tactical Notes: 3.5 second charge for a massive blast, 1 lights, laser sights, and silence meter wide, with roughly the force of a cannon ball. Disables up to 8 standard zombies in a Assault Rifle Range: 120 meters Rate of Fire: Semi-automatic meant to be fired once Range: 150 meters Rate of Fire: Fully automatic. Ammunition: 30-round7.62 banana clip that renews its every 1-1.5 seconds. Can be used for short increments of rapid fire but quickly over-heats and must exhaust. ammunition after 7 seconds once empty Ammunition: Golfball-sized searing blasts of hot plasma capable of melting holes Notes: Ca n be externally modified with tactical lights, laser sights, silencers, and through 1.25cm thick industrial steel sheeting. If over-heated the weapon must exhaust for / seconds before using again Notes: Accuracy also declines as it over-heats Shotguin Plasma Cutter Range: 25 meters Range: 25 meters Rate of Fire: Semi-automati Ammunition: 1.5 meter wide plasma bolt for 'strategic .15 Pump Action ate of Fire: Ammunition is oaded with (8 renewed after 7 seconds once empty dismemberment'. 8-round magazine that renews itself after 7 seconds once empty Notes: Can be externally modified with tactical lights, laser lights, silencers, and Notes: Projects an illuminated display for targeting Cutter head rotates 90 degrees uffi erfe Light Saber A 1 meter long column of plasma, held in place by a containment Goku's Power Pole ects the wielder mentally commands. Bonds with the wielder's anging velocities when used to propel off the ground or land on a solid surface from a height ('pole vaulting'). Also known as the Monkey Staff. Mu crafted by the cave-dwelling Gorons from the finest steel available. It is enchanted fused with an adamantium alloy, an incredibly light but unnaturally adamantium claws that can puncture nearly anything. The claws are exposed This weapon set is notably effective for close-quarters combat and stealth, but liff f buildings You gain (2) 5 meter long retractable, animated tentacles formed of a solid, ial known as Carbonadium (cheap former Anime Sword Soviet Union knock-off of adamantium). The tentacles are 6 cm wide and emerge and retract from your forearms. Each is strong enough to lift an average sized person (80 kg/N175 lbs). Their manual dexterity is limited, but well enough to hold objects as small as golfballs. Ideally used Any big-ass sword like Tessaiga or Cloud's Buster Sword. It appears the size of a standard sword when carried in the sheathe. When drawn the wielder may transform the blade so weighs approximately 60 kilograms (130 lbs), however, it feels to the weilder as if it weighs no more than a standard blade (N3-4 kg) for grappling at range without fear of infection, or ashing out as powerful whips

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The /v/ Superpower Game Choose wisely, bros... RULES: You're allowed to distribute no inore than 15 points - Each tier costs as imany points as indicated in its box's upper-right cormei - Doubles get you 30 points You don't have to pav fon earier tiers to unlock later tiers et amount of dollars (or nation's currency, adjusted for You get coolvideo ou become Le is on earth of knowledge and intellect day, and is adjusted for inflation You gain the ability to do large calculations in your head instantly You can see through m 500-calorie fouget a random game for some plattoITH you OWIn every week meal every day only you can eat All females instantly become significantly more attracted to Yougain the abity to access game ahead of schedule upon breadsticks from Olive Gardern using your mind alone but only you can eat them 6 Every year you c one game to come out that meets Every day a random Woiman DODS Red Lohster cheddar biscuits andout of your closet and can either m sex act on your reasonable specifications os only you can eat you or disappear Your penis doubles in length and girth, you can last forever in bed, $10,000/ day You gain a 300 IQ whatever food you want whenever but only you can eat it Your waifu comes to life/you get your ideal girlfriend who $ 100,000 / day iou can now share your tood at can simulate an conceivable for l hour day You instantly learn everything martkitd currently IeiLOWS you unconditionally Suner Health You can propel yourself through the air You become incredibly healthy You gain massive strength You gain the ability to control You become as simeaky as a shadowY Youburn an extra thousand You get the strength and You can induce mild inclinations You can become sDle b You can fly at 20 MPH your breath in one person at a time endurance of an olymic athllete extra hunger 6 You can sense peoples thoug hts and induce moderate inclinations and weak sensations in one person at a time iou can become Commletely You can fly at 100 MPH or illnesses invisible indefinitely bullet to the head 6 You can read peoples r your tangibilit You can carry a skyscr You can fly at 500 MPH completely control the actions and sensations of um to three people at once jor illnesses at will, and float through walls a grenade blast ort anywhere o me te spe asteroid strke You become immune to ag and wll have your current body You can read peoples You can astrally project yo cOnsciOusness You can break planets in two and can withstand the univer ntally dominate up on people at once ne Contro You gain the ability to create and You gain the ability to exert force You can c You can control the powerful force h your mind fires a in ways inconceivable to most certain amount of newtons kevins indicates he You can slow down time up to 50% r up to two hours You can slow down time up to 10% pe cinc human for up to e hours between 0001 and 10000 You can intensify the gravitational relationship You can c e your form into You can effectively stop 1 ,000,000 K 50,000 N ice You can c form into any organism that exists in real life indefinitely e your physical You can create a time bubble outside of which time progresses or regresses at your will gravitational relationship between as many objects as you want in any way you want 1 ,000,000,000 K 5,000,000 N You can create five savestates and regress to them at will, and change them whenever you want You can create controlled black holes and bend light/soundwaves You can transform vour bodv into whatever you want 1 ,000,000,000,000 K 5,000,000,000 N

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Pendant of the Rageborn Gloves of the Master Upon wearing these gloves (both) you gain the ability to masterfully use any object you IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONETAKE ONE OF THESE. Dagger of the Tattered Coin wearing this pendant While holding this dagger and wishing for something a merchant Followed by your quesion will be will appear. The merchant will request payment for your wish and what you're asking. Upon first glance the price is determined by how precious you subconsiously perceive The question will ask you what world the wish to be to you you will see nothing but a Ul consoles of your time.(This includes any device that plays "games") At anytime you get mad during the mirror will ask you a question. - upon touching tools you can fix anything it can fix youris you would like to live in and genatalia will result in death by pleasure. (which will last for experience it tenfold and remain this way for a duration de what person you would like to be -this can be any worldiperson you You may change the worldiperson atThis watch allows the holder to use sell things gs to the merc On -the merd -the merchant can only be paid in Watch of the Unseen Brush of Vanity ame you ar the mirror ny stealth abilites and items he or Mith brush in hand the holder has he has seen in video games worlds not used will be in a stasis to what you can imagine you gain coin by doing tasks you subconsiously perceive as You may change any instance of numbers while using the c includes your funds on as well as a save file on the mirror sical body it does not directly have to be related tems will be at your disposal but at he linit the character normally has. the brush cannot function without you may only use one set of abilities blood. (any blood will do, even er -the merchant can be whatever you to vidya want it to be for the first year of conversations facepersonality'shape/size you like the merchant will open with "WhatMask of the salesmen are yah buyin?" and open with "What The mirror can have any time witch through them as you please. |-changes made to a person or upon selection of an ability you must yourself will adapt them into ommit either murder or theft within whatever you changed them into Grimore of en This enchanted mask allovws the user to pull any object he/she needs 24 hours, else you will have a year (basically you can't kill someone by The moment you touch this book of Vigor aken on your life making them into pure plastic.) you are flooded with arcane moment. However the mask requires Fitems that go beyond imagination will-the brush has all the functions of knowledge and the ability to use a form o h item Upon wearing this ring you gain limitless starmina and endurance Your astounding rate and will baffle doctors. You will gain resistances to other people who will ask you for any and all diseases/poisonsinjuries, items. (or sell them.) hell it will take two bullets to kill you.-the currency is consumed the ll function and will fuction under photoshop. But artistic details are various forms of basic magic ny circumstances The world will also be beset by the limited only to your imagination the brush talks in a french accent arcane and be flooded with ems ll regenerate at an monsters and magical... things Afterwords you ill immediately be Heart of the immortal r by witches, and other monster females that lust after your c---. Every time you killbanish a monster you gain a Upon choosing this item your heart is instantly replaced This heart grants freedom from death and all it's ploys This also randomly generates all the artifacts around the world and only your touch and a recitement of "I awaken thee." will bring the artifacts back to working condition the ring cannot be destroyed, but pockets the mask changes your appearance to suit the needs of the customer your pockets defy logic items that exceed your pockets will be place in a location you know is the ring does not change your appearance in anyway the monster was. In turn the rupee's can either upgrade your spells or a merchant any excercise will be void when s from you may also set the world to whatever time you like as well as what you will gain a massive appiteite for suitable grains and various fruits and nuts -upon being trapped or placed in an impossible situation you will These monster can imitate real you may return to your time whenever you like by stabbing your heart yourself with sane mind and purpose. However the heart is lost forever and you lose immortality -the artifacts will never be placed in an unreachable place. Nor will they osting how to eat right and avoid soy and four pag on life The more powerful you become the more monsters appear unless you can defeat the demon queen. the merchant appears when you rap you have a "sense" for the artifacts when drawing close you start with basic gear and supplies for the universe you choose

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$PONY QUEST You've done it! After drinking that bleach, you've finally found yourself in Equestria! However, something seems wrong... A great evil has already destroyed Equestria and defeated its army. The land, now cursed, is home to monsters, abominations, spirits and You awaken with nothing but the clothes on your back in the decaying ruins of an abandoned village. Within minutes, your selected allylallies will find you and, after the initial shock of meeting their first human and determining that you are friendly, will Fate smiles on you. You have been granted 2 tokens in order to prepare for the journey ahead. bandits. Your new companions are survivors. Within the span of five years, you and your selected alies must band together and save the Kingdom. If you cannot discover the secrets of the land and defeat your nemesis, then all is lost. You must select one free. Additional allies cost a token Allies not chosen are lost forever Inquisitive Magician Ecstatic Engineer Quiet Ranger Faithful Guardian Nimble Warrior er mastary doa A smart, istroverted, but otherwise t A cheerful, happy earth pony with自 You may stumble with unsure footing in this t alraady second earth pony Mentaly unstable and prone to panie. unwilling to risk direet ights with most foss Doesn't really know when to shut up. Social Rogue Fallen Princess Dragon Squire Griffon Vanguard Mysterious Shaman He may have the bravery and strength of She may be arogant and eold, but she has the skill to A humble hermit that once "vod en th. edges of Despite first impressions, this rich, priveleged only really respeets those s may not b as strong they uaed Thinks you're so pathetie thet shell teach you how te fight, it only so she doesa't have to hang out with a Dragen body maans he is unlikaly to be Inmediately tell what plants are peisonous or * Able to manipulate a d control most non-bostile Fire breath and night Capable of careying n send nessages long distances Able to·y.th.siz. Potions if "owed tir1@ and robably result is the destruction of the Pretty wings Requires almost three times as much ragoa form. Gains ineredible strength and More willing to abandon weak party menmbers who Limited ability to survive in the wiidernesson her Tends te bo easily manipulated by wome\. Potions may be addictive or have u Creates villages in the middle of hostile Ba Du Re rmed Changel ppr Ar Shes gat more bark than bite that the destruction of your n mutual benast Almost unstoppable egaisst opponeats ssing n mentality have served her physical attacks. Mental magic such as Pain and Mind Will oceasionally slip away from cang and retur with gift, sometimes e-dible, sometimes useful. Can play songs that ean mimie the effacts of magie, while being able to light for much longer than normal Can mediate problems betwaen party menbers or +Can oraate alehohol with adequate meterials. Boosts Requires alchohal to fight Without alchohol, lowers illesloss, very useful in stealth-Md setting traps Up to three e day, een conjure non-megical items no larger than Sve tines ber weight or size. Conjured tems disappear after six hours. Expeet merehants eam this list or that she has saen, altheugh the Their sily antics tends to lighten the mood and boost reature cannot be smaller than her head or ask har to, althowgh she may not understand what Ineredible endurance.Shrugs off stray lightsing She just doasn't undarstand what went wrong Much nore willing to fight dirty, like gouging eyes or morale of party mambers by being very depressed She'll do anything you want, all that she asks A lot of love. As in, she'll be upset if you Will probably backstab you You must select one. Additional nemeses grant two tokens You may forge an aliance with one of the groups here at the cost of a token emesesThe secret to defeating them is Factions nyonacchoe are automatical hidden somewhere in the kingdom Factions not chosen are automatic An chi he Undead he Abominatio The night lests ferever He may ssentially be a Ged of Chaos, bat he has a ° fortunate changelings died nrst. Thoso that countryside, infesting and Could-Have-Bean, Nay much aliv And when she does, you will traesform your entire body and mold ditficult ghting Pray he does not become bored of you Hu She's faster, strongar and towgher than you t takas sverything you have, but you defeat her. have survived, with food now searce and danger One af your allies is hiding a secrat from you orm a Pat with the griftoss an you itton being saved. Theave ile You willdestroy her time and tina again, She will find whare you slap There is a simple solution to ending this war, and$

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CHOOSE YOUR CREW! It's the year 2200: You are an human at the command of a small spaceship...your profession? Well, you might be a merchant looking for the most rare goods in the universe, or you might be a bounty hunter always at the border of danger, or you might be an explorer looking for new lifeforms and planets... whatever is your profession, it's not a job you can do alone... Choose 3 crew members to accompany you in your travels: feel free to choose multiple times even the same race. What's your profession, and what are their roles? Rules: Choose up to three crew members, and describe what your job will entail...and what will be their role. Through your travels, you might get new ship members, but for now, you'll start with 3! KHAANEE OKTOLUS FUUCHEENN An "overevolved" race from a death world A tiny highly-advanced race with a huge intellect and psychic powers. A water-dwelling race, known for their wisdom and trading abilities PRO: Very powerful, very fast, very intelligent and displaying an incredible physical prowess. They are remarkable for being cunning minds that can and WILL use its brain to trick enemies.create accessories, and much more. They are They are very friendly as well: it's very likely that they will want to have some drinks with you or entertain you with jokes or parties They are in for the fun. PRO: Oktolus are experts of anything that requires technology: hacking, create weapons also exceptional spies, and can access to irtually anywhere thanks to their technology They seem to have a small amount of psychic powers as well, such as telekinesis. They use those to float around to move all the time. PRO: Fuucheenn are a very cordial and smart race: they are tactical geniuses, good with technology and great merchants: in a spaceship they will be able to cover almost any role with no big effort. They can give you great insights of any given situation, and they know how to do a job well-done to the end. CON: Due being "overevolved", they are a race that grew extremely lazy. They hate working. and will try to avoid work as much as possible, preferring to trick someone else to do their job for themselves or skipping it, or doing as little as possible to resume their parties or games. CON: While their knack with technology got no rivals, they are extremely frail: a punch or a kick may as well be lethal for them. Due their diminutive size (around S inches of diameter) they obtained an hatred for the other races: they are good at their jobs, but they are antisocial, especially toward the biggest races. CON: Coming from a water-dweling race, they need a special breather all the time on them, that tends to slow them down even further than they already are. Nonetheless, they are fairly inept in combats, due low dexterity and speed. SKARAFF SPACE CORGI HUMAN ideals, from a medieval-like planet. The classic choice, as always. PRO: Skaraffs, are huge creatures with an incred bly tough carapace, able to sustain the worse hits than any common weapon could deliver: it is more likely for the starship to be reduced to shreds than its PRO: Small, hyperactive, always cheerful and very loyall Will try to perform any task you ask without ever getting tiredl They are very friendly with everyone, and they PRO: they can fit in any kind of job well enough if they specialize in it. They got a good aggressivity and determination to get s--- done. broken. As plus, the are extreedisplay an incredible optimism toward any situations. CON: They do not excel in anything, while they are loyal: they will stand to your side till the very end, helping you at the best of their abilities. keeping high the morale of the whole group! Also, they are very huggable. jack of all trades. Loyalty may vary A LOT CONS: Due being from a medieval-like planet, they consider technology as "magic: they may get scared in front of new unknown technologies. You may manage to teach one of them how to use an itern after very LONG attempts. Also, due their size (around 4 meters tall) and weight, they are exceptionally slow and are exceptionally slow and heavy: their weight is CON: As much they got good intentions to help, they arent too much smart, and might screw up some jobs if too hard for them. something to keep track of in the cargo of the ship.

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