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Ryan Andrews Tuesday at 10:50pm. Alright. Might as well just come on out the closet with this. Vinyl Scratch is not just my favorite character in MLP...she's not just my waifu...I am IN LOVE with Vinyl Scratch and I'm holding an unofficial marriage ceremony and reception to her this summer. No I'm not gonna go crazy about it like that guy did who tried suing clop artists (The fandom can do what they want with her and I can't really stop them). No I'm not gonna fight to actually get registered at City Hall as married to Vinyl Scratch...I'm doing this because I love her more than anyone and I'm ready for the commitment. Not only that, but being married to a fictional character solves a ton of problems. Cheating, STDs, Pregnancy, Heartbreak, Financial problems, Devorce (should such a marriage end), Insecurity...all these problems and about half a dozen more can be avoided with a relationship like this. Now this doesn't necessarily mean i'm closing myself off to a future relationship with a real girl...but I don't see the need for that. THIS is what makes me happy and, with Vinyl, I have felt more secure and happier in a relationship than I ever have with anyone real I've ever been with. If you can show me support and are happy that I'M happy...then you are invited to the wedding (Just inbox me that you wanna come). However, if you think its dumb or taking my love for ponies a bit too far then don't bother coming. I'm no longer ashamed. This is my big secret. Either love it or hate it. Your call, Facebook. R Kelly Sings with TC & JT - Video Clips www.southparkstudios.com With Nicole Kidman and John Travolta having failed, it's time for R. Kelly shot.

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TEMMIE FLAKES Hey Vaggie, can I feed Keekee this morning? Awww of course you can thank you frisk. TEMMIE FLAKES V V CO AHEAD, EAT UP. DON'T BE SHY. What are ya' doing? Feeding the house cat. And is staring at her so intensly your eyes are practically glued to her fur part of the proceedure? FLANKS TENNI FLANN Man you just have no sense of humor. "Charlie, Discord is picking on me... YES. Yeah yeah now go Bother Alastor or some s---. Happy 1251, Urthday of your 9th Year Frisk! F--- OFF GINGIVITUS Okay geez, rude... * Extreme Screaming!
What are you, my little ponies, talking about? Imao teehee giggle giggle m lol Oh,hi, Dash! We were just talking about how silly we looked as babies. Word? Well, I'd totally join in but I don't carry my baby, photos- SO CUTE!!! Unicorns being born with longer legs is soooo adorable!! Here's me! Iwas so stubby, but makes sensel Earth ponies are born with stronger legs! And, Dash...oh No feathers eyes not open Skinny legs / hollow bones M 22 That's okay! I have copies of everyponies baby photos!! How invasive but Convenient, Pinkie!
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I am Ryan Andrews, and I'm here to ask you a question.
Is a man not entitled to marry his pony waifu?
'No!' says the man in Washington, 'You need to see a shrink.'
'No!' says the man on YouTube , 'This has been flagged as spam. show . Not spam'
'No!' says the man in /mlp/, 'She belongs to everyone.'
I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible.
I chose… Equestria, a land where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your armpits, Equestria can become your city as well.

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